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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 5, 2013 0:24:45 GMT -5
Also Steph laid the verbal Smackdown to Eva marie That was heavily edited. They took Steph's lines out of the context of their real conversation. Eva Marie: "When I was eight, I took a crap out in my backyard." Steph: "Why would you do something like that out there in front of an audience?" Eva Marie: "Because I ate a lot of Puerto Rican food." Steph: "I am disgusted with you. I don't even know you." Eva Marie: "Then I picked it up and threw it at my brother." Steph: "You should be ashamed at what you did." Eva Marie: "Then he threw it back at me and it got in my mouth." *begins crying at the memory*Steph: "Doing things like that would get you fired around here. I gotta go now. Take care." Somehow, that makes Eva Marie even sexier. I need serious help, don't I?
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Post by celticjobber on Aug 5, 2013 1:52:35 GMT -5
Cameron/Ariane is easily the most unlikeable person on the show. She's as vain, vapid, and annoying as she is beautiful.
Aside from her horrible attitude, her high-pitched/whiny voice is extremely grating. I only pray that she never has much of a speaking role in WWE.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Aug 5, 2013 5:10:39 GMT -5
Can I get a gif of the talking head of Naomi speechless at Cameron near the end?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 9:05:35 GMT -5
Awesome episode, Total Divas is easily the best WWE related show nowadays, Must see TV.
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Post by Shy Guy on Aug 5, 2013 9:06:59 GMT -5
god fandango is a sexy dude
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 5, 2013 12:08:46 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan damn well knew he wasn't going to chop that piece of wood. You don't chop wood that damn thick and large with an axe. This show is as scripted as wrestling.
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Post by thetower52 on Aug 5, 2013 12:46:34 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan damn well knew he wasn't going to chop that piece of wood. You don't chop wood that damn thick and large with an axe. This show is as scripted as wrestling. I won't argue that mr Bryan threw the wood chopping completion But I know damn well he cena and even my self could of cut that with just an ax
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Post by ededdneddy on Aug 5, 2013 13:04:37 GMT -5
Time for Cena vs. Regal to see who really is the king of wood chopping.
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Post by fortknox on Aug 5, 2013 13:13:01 GMT -5
Time for Cena vs. Regal to see who really is the king of wood chopping. And the entire time Regal's Real Man theme is playing.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 13:47:08 GMT -5
How much wood could a Cena chop if a Cena could chop wood? do i even have to type "spoiler alert"? Good thing that you didn't because Cena did the job in the wood chopping challenge.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 14:05:27 GMT -5
do i even have to type "spoiler alert"? Good thing that you didn't because Cena did the job in the wood chopping challenge. This was the only way Cena losses matches - tag team partner gets pinned after John does 95% of struggle and the inept partner is unable to help the team with his 5%.
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Post by 543Y2J on Aug 5, 2013 18:48:49 GMT -5
Fandango's fashion sense is glorificent! That guy is just too smooth
But don't f*** with him or he will walk out on your sorry ass!
I would have thought Cena had a big house but not THAT big, my god it looked like a spectacle just walking in there. The water slide also looks incredible. I love Bryan's house as well, there is a certain quality about it, you could tell it was his home after all you have heard about his personal life over the years. I love both house's for very different reasons.
I have never liked Ariane, even since she was back on TE and this show does not help that. I have viewed these first episodes as sit coms and not "reality" tv and it works wonders, just so much good fun and randomness!
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Post by CM Dazz on Aug 10, 2013 22:09:14 GMT -5
Last week's episode is on SyFy right now. It's listed as "new" on the channel guide, so I assume it will be on every Saturday night. The wife had me DVR it, along with the new episodes on E... f***
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Aug 10, 2013 22:31:45 GMT -5
This may be the 3rd or 4th time i've seen this episode.I think i have a problem.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 11, 2013 9:56:52 GMT -5
booty meat and cookie hanging out And an axe to the vag
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2013 10:07:08 GMT -5
The wait for episode #3 is killing me. Screw Summerslam, I want Total Divas.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 11, 2013 10:11:12 GMT -5
A...anyone know if this is airing in the UK? I've got a weird curiosity about this show.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 11, 2013 10:17:30 GMT -5
Watching it again, when Steph told Eva good luck and walked away, she should have farted directly in her face
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Post by CM Dazz on Aug 11, 2013 11:20:33 GMT -5
I guess we're watching Eps 2&3 tonight. I'll say this, it's pretty cool seeing the behind the scenes stuff, even if it is scripted.
Based on the first episode, the two main things I can't stand:
Ariane. Didn't like her on TE, & don't like her now. Unprofessional, idiotic, annoying, dumb, etc etc etc.
Nikki. Annoying as hell, & her fawning over Cena, begging for marriage nearly had me throwing stuff at the TV.
Other than that, it's ok. I do kinda feel bad for Nattie. You can tell she was forcing a smile, & didn't actually believe the things she was saying, but had to.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 11, 2013 13:00:39 GMT -5
Alright, after watching Episode 1 and most of Episode 2 on Youtube, I can safely say that I want Cena's house, and Ariane is the most annoying person ever. If I hear her say "The Bomb.com" one more time, I'm gonna snap. And her boyfriend is a douchebag. You're going to beat up Brodus? Really? C'mon man.
But yeah, Cena's house is ridiculous.
And Eva Marie's such a gigantic moron. Like, I genuinely hope her sections are scripted, otherwise she's a massive c***. And her boyfriend proposing after 2 & a half months? Moving a bit fast ain't ya chief?
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