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Post by Throwback on Aug 4, 2013 17:51:36 GMT -5
This thread isn't about the existence of heaven, just a theoretical idea that came to my mind while working.
Let's just say that when wrestlers dies, they go to a promotion in the heavens. (Wrestlers are in their prime in the Heavens, not the condition they were in when they died)
Who runs this promotion? who books it? Who are the champions? what role does each person play? What belts exist?
I'm thinking Vince Sr is running things, you have Gorilla Monsoon over seeing the day to day operations.
Rick Rude and Kurt Hennig are in a feud for The IC title with Kurt currently holding it.
Andre is the current heavyweight champ with Macho Man in the number 1 contenders spot and Elizabeth at his side.
Owen and Bulldog are tag champs feuding with Brian Pillman and Eddie Guerrero.
Sherri Martel is number 1 contender for Bertha Faye's woman's Title
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Post by r. on Aug 4, 2013 17:58:13 GMT -5
I wonder who does the jobbing and if there are afterlife backstage politics
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Post by PTBartman on Aug 4, 2013 18:04:43 GMT -5
Do they import heels from Hell?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 18:05:05 GMT -5
Chris Benoit is still being held down
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 4, 2013 18:17:49 GMT -5
Chris Benoit is still being held down IN HELL!!! |
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Post by rapidfire187 on Aug 4, 2013 18:31:46 GMT -5
Eddie and Art Barr are in a heated feud over the frog splash.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 4, 2013 18:34:00 GMT -5
Andre's oilchecking has most the wrestlers walking bowlegged
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 18:46:03 GMT -5
HHH: "Am I fu...wait I can't say that here."
HHH: "Am I going over?"
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Post by slappy on Aug 4, 2013 18:56:16 GMT -5
I imagine God appreciates work rate and has Rick Rude and Curt Hennig in the main event scene.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 4, 2013 19:38:10 GMT -5
Do they have to travel to hell for Inferno Matches?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 19:40:32 GMT -5
So that's why God no showed the match with Vince he doesn't believe in cross-promotional shows.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Aug 4, 2013 19:51:27 GMT -5
Art Donovan just passed away, so I figure he'll be around, asking "How much does this guy weigh?"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 19:55:58 GMT -5
Art Donovan just passed away, so I figure he'll be around, asking "How much does this guy weigh?" He'll want to reunite as a commentary team with Gorilla and Savage, who just constantly try to avoid him and ended up tricking Lord Alfred Hayes and Gordon Solie to work with him. |
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Aug 4, 2013 20:08:32 GMT -5
HHH: "Am I fu...wait I can't say that here." HHH: "Am I going over?" There's no need to worry about going over cos there's no match. His heaven is a 30 minute in ring promo followed by a standing ovation/thank you Hunter chant. |
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Aug 4, 2013 20:10:48 GMT -5
with Macho Man in the number 1 contenders spot and Elizabeth at his side. ...one man's heaven is another (wo)man's hell. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 20:11:18 GMT -5
Dennis Stamp having whacky misadventures because he's not "booked" in Heaven and wants to get in.
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Post by mrjl on Aug 4, 2013 20:19:46 GMT -5
with Macho Man in the number 1 contenders spot and Elizabeth at his side. ...one man's heaven is another (wo)man's hell. he'd be much more stable in heaven |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 20:27:02 GMT -5
Dennis Stamp having whacky misadventures because he's not "booked" in Heaven and wants to get in. In heaven, his waiting finally pays off and he is booked. |
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Post by The Masked Heel WAS WRONG on Aug 4, 2013 20:36:18 GMT -5
Giant Gonzalez vs. Haystacks Calhoun, Uncle Elmer vs. Jerry Blackwell, and Ludvig Borga vs. Giant Baba is heaven's version of 3 stages of hell.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 21:12:32 GMT -5
Big Bossman and Pepper patiently await Al Snow's arrival.
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