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Post by Orange on Aug 24, 2013 18:23:18 GMT -5
Because I just thought of one and thought it'd make for an interesting thread. What did the guy with Parkinson's sing at the Karaoke contest? {Spoiler}All Shook Up
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 24, 2013 18:27:47 GMT -5
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls.
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Aug 24, 2013 18:34:22 GMT -5
My grandmother on my mother's side died from Lou Gehrig's disease a few years ago, which is a disease that basically attacks your body and eventually leaves you unable to move. A couple years after that, my grandmother on my father's side was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, which is a disease that attacks your brain and eventually leaves you unable to remember important facts of your life, including your own family members. Now, I'm hearing medical reports claiming that both of these diseases could be hereditary while skipping a generation. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}And as much as I love my brother...
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Aug 24, 2013 18:41:59 GMT -5
"I can't make it to work today" "you better have a good excuse. are you sick?" "I'm f***ing my sister, is that sick enough?"
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 24, 2013 19:19:00 GMT -5
What was the last thing to go through Owen harts mind before he died? {Spoiler}The turnbuckle.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 24, 2013 19:23:11 GMT -5
What do you call the tag team of Homicide and Suicide? {Spoiler}Chris Benoit
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 24, 2013 19:25:31 GMT -5
How do you defeat something without throwing a punch? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}You marry's it's daughter! Hardee har har!!
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MolotovMocktail
Grimlock
Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Aug 24, 2013 19:32:17 GMT -5
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Their last big hit was The Wall.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 24, 2013 19:35:11 GMT -5
What's f***ed up is that I've heard all of these jokes before.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2013 19:55:04 GMT -5
What was the last thing to go through Owen harts mind before he died? {Spoiler}The turnbuckle. Man, it's been a long time since I've heard that one, and I must have heard it at least once a day at school for that whole year.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Aug 24, 2013 20:01:30 GMT -5
What do you call a black guy that wears all black? {Spoiler}A ninja. ......I don't think I'm doing this right....
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
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Post by Toxik916 on Aug 24, 2013 21:36:33 GMT -5
What's the best thing about having sex with small children? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Your dick looks huge in thier tiny little hands.
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Post by twiggy101 on Aug 24, 2013 22:33:02 GMT -5
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? {Spoiler}Spoiler She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Aug 24, 2013 22:47:02 GMT -5
I do this one on stage, rarely gets laughs but i love it: Sometimes I wish I saved myself for marriage. Not for any moral reasons, I just really hate having AIDS.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 24, 2013 23:05:26 GMT -5
What's the best thing about f***ing Twenty Three year olds? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}There's twenty of them
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Aug 25, 2013 0:04:53 GMT -5
What do all battered women have in common? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}(Banging fist on the table and yelling" THEY DON'T f***ING LISTEN!!! Sorry.
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Post by Orange on Aug 25, 2013 15:41:04 GMT -5
Here's one that my brother came up with, and one that I saw on reddit a while back. Early reviews of Michael J. Fox's new show are coming in, and critics are saying the pilot was a little shaky. And... What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas? {Spoiler}Cancer.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 25, 2013 15:48:11 GMT -5
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? {Spoiler}CHRISTOPHER REEVES
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
Eternally Confused
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Post by Malcolm on Aug 25, 2013 15:49:59 GMT -5
What did the blind guy say when the Titanic hit the iceberg at the pitch black night? {Spoiler}I didn't sea that coming. Wait...
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 25, 2013 16:07:41 GMT -5
What's Owen Harts favorite Gorillaz album? {Spoiler}The Fall
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