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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 1, 2013 18:45:11 GMT -5
Sorry about that, fellows. Had some unexpected company show up. We're back on schedule now. --------------------- *Austin Aries is seen pacing back and forth, obviously frustrated about his performance in the Bound For Glory series so far. Aries is muttering to himself as the camera gets closer, never once looking up to acknowledge the camera.* James Storm.
Former tag team champion James Storm.
Briefly World Heavyweight Champion James Storm.
Last place James Storm.
He's held titles, he's main evented, he's seen the top of the mountain. And now, he's fallen. He's falling so far down that it'll be a miracle if he survives the impact.
I need to avoid that. I need to avoid falling down when there is so much potential yet to be realized.*Aries stops in his tracks before looking into a nearby mirror, studying his appearance.* No. It's not gonna happen. I am not going to be punted down to mediocrity like Aces and Eights. I am Austin Aries! The Greatest Man That Ever Lived! The Most Valuable Vascular Vegan! Mr. It! I don't need this BFG series, it needs me! Shatter and Sting? HAROLD?! This tournament needed legitimacy that only Austin Aries could give, and by letting those ham 'n eggers win, I make them look great! I'M DOING A SERVICE TO TNA!
Tonight, tonight I do the impossible. I make James Storm look great. I make him look like he has a chance, like he might pull out a victory. And then I crush his pathetic hopes and dreams and prove that I am The Greatest Man That Ever Lived. That I am the best thing to happen to professional wrestling. And thenb, when this pathetic excuse for a tournament is over, I will claim my crown and reign as TNA Champion.
Because I'm great.*Aries nods and smiles before turning around, facing the camera. Aries doesn't flinch, instead just shaking his head and heading towards the ring.* ----------------------- The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And it is a Bound for Glory Series Match! Sorry About Your Damn LuckIntroducing first, from Leiper's Fork, Tennessee, James Storm! You know, I feel bad for James Storm. The guy has yet to win a match in the Bound for Glory Series. It's a total injustice is what it is! The guy was on top of the world before and now he's being held down by Bischoff! I don't blame the guy for pressing charges!Are you serious? It's a ridiculous lawsuit! It's the equivalent of the fat asses who sue McDonalds because they can't put down a damn burger!Hey, you ever had a Big Mac? Those things are freaking tasty!Storm has a chance to start to turn the tide tonight. If he can knock off Austin Aries then he might put himself in a better position.The Greatest Man Who Ever LivedHis opponent, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" Austin Aries! But Aries has been slowly gaining momentum over the course of his past few matches. He's beaten Phil Shatter, the frontrunner, he's beaten KCW, and he could very well beat Storm here tonight to keep his momentum going!But that's a big if. Storm is gonna be hungry. If he loses tonight then his chances of winning the Series are pretty much at an end.James Storm vs Austin Aries (Bound for Glory Series Match) 10 Minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Sept 1, 2013 18:48:00 GMT -5
Austin with the Silly String Sitdown Powerbomb!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 1, 2013 18:49:17 GMT -5
Austin Aries with an oversized clown shoe to the face.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 1, 2013 18:50:28 GMT -5
Austin Aries just watches as Sad Storm lays down on the mat and cries, pinning him with one foot.
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 1, 2013 18:52:35 GMT -5
Jono please.
James goes into shock from Alcohol Withdrawal, letting Aries easily lock in the Horn of Aries!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 1, 2013 18:54:38 GMT -5
Aries channels his inner Austin Starr and hits James Storm with the Starr Maker!
And switches it into the Last Chancery on impact!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 1, 2013 18:56:44 GMT -5
*Storm whips Aries into the ropes, but as Aries bounces back, he ducks a Storm clothesline, then rebounds with a flying forearm!*
Aries with a nice recovery there!
*As Storm gets to his feet, Aries meets him with a kick to the midsection. He then runs the ropes, kneelift! As Storm staggers back, Aries grabs him and hits a suplex! Cover...*
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2!
*Kickout!*
But Storm able to kick out!
*Aries goes to pull Storm up, but Storm connects with a punch to the stomach. He picks Aries up, scoop slam!*
And now he's taking control...
*Storm off the ropes, elbow drop! Cover...*
1!
2!
*Kickout!*
Aries able to kick out as well.
*Storm pulls Aries up and sends him into the turnbuckle. He charges for a splash, but Aries gets his knees up! Storm stumbles backwards, Aries with a clothesline! Storm back up, Aries with a second clothesline!*
Aries is rolling now!
*Aries with a knee to the ribs, then he hooks Storm, Brainbuster! He follows and hooks on the Horn of Aries!*
Storm Taps out!
Here is your winner, Austin Aries!
Aries victorious and Storm continues to go scoreless. Unfortunately for him, the Bound For Glory ship has sailed...
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 1, 2013 18:59:31 GMT -5
You would think such a clean sweep would lead to a tap-out.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 1, 2013 19:00:52 GMT -5
We fade backstage where there is an empty set. Suddenly the screen flashes and a scream comes from nowhere. {Spoiler} SpoilerWhen we return to the set, Garett Bischoff is accompanied by Jeremy Borash. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Psycho Circus is back for its second match of the night. And this one means a bit more to us, given how Magnus has stuck his nose in our business. Right this second, I am joined by his opponent and the greatest person to ever have the last name Bischoff. GARETT BISCHOFF!Garett takes a bow. Thank you. Thank you. As you all saw last month, I had Magnus defeated and I could've easily pinned him but I chose not to because that wouldn't be as fun. So, despite me having a complete grasp on the match, Sting came in and attacked Magnus. That's the true story, that's exactly what happened, and if anyone tells you otherwise, they're lying.
But either way, one month later here we are again. In what Magnus would call a "hol-holds barred" but I and someone with a working brain would refer to as a No Holds Barred battle. Magnus has chose to "defend TNA's honor" but I can tell you for a fact that is a stupid move. Why defend bosses that won't defend you? Why help out a company that is profiting off of your pain and injuries? Only two types of men would do something like that. Kissups and idiots.
Which one are you Magnus?
Are you kissing up, hoping for some support when it comes time to title matches? Trying to regain favor so you can get another shot at the gold? Tired of being irrelevant?
Or are you an idiot? Do you see this job as anything more than a pay check? Do you think my daddy is your best friend? Do you think Dixie Carter really cares about any of this? No, she doesn't. Or else she would've been here a long time ago to defend her company.
Well, whichever one you are, you're also a loser. Because you're facing the coal that will become the diamond. You're facing the one, the only, Easy G, Garett Bischoff. And if I do say so myself, that means you're facing the best wrestler on the roster bar-none. We cut to the back where Magnus is standing by, a serious look on his face, His usual sunglasses are nowhere to be seen. Well Garett, looks like it's time for Round Two between us, eh mate? It was only a matter of time, after all. Because you and your little family just refuse to leave this company alone. And that's just peachy, because it means I have every reason in the book not to leave you alone.
Garett, you've impressed me over the past few weeks in the ring. To go from a referee being coddled by his dead old dad to hanging in there with the likes of AJ Styles, Kenny King, and the like, well lad, you've certainly proven to me that you deserve be in the middle of that ring. But... that's not all you've proven to me, kid. For example you've also shown me how you're a petulant child, a little off your rocker, and that you don't know how to spell Garrett.
And it's high time that we settled this little thing between us. Tonight we step into the ring with nary a restriction. That means I can beat you up anyway I please. I can hurt you, bend you backwards over my knee, and give your spoiled ass a sorely needed paddling. Because you still need to learn respect for people, something you certainly won't learn hanging around with Eric Young, the epitome of disrespect around here!
And that's fine, because you're free to mingle with whoever ya like. But the second you start thinking you are above the rules, above the laws set forth here in TNA, well then lad we have a major problem. Because nobody is above the bloody rules in my book. And Hell, I see where you're coming from, because I used to break my fair share of rules back in the day. But I never went this damn far.
Garett, you are in for the worst night of your life tonight. You want to earn your stripes in this business? You want Sting to run in again and try to break my neck? Well... do whatever you like. But you won't be doing it with your entire little troupe at your side. Because you see, I paid a visit to see a few friends of mine. And it was there I got an idea.Magnus steps aside, revealing a small army of TNA Superstars behind him: Jay Bradley, Sonjay Dutt, Wes Brisco, Sam Shaw, and Rockstar Spud all backing him up. See these lads? They're gonna be lined up all around the arena. And if we even catch hide or hair of Young, Morgan, or any of the other creeps in your little club, well it won't be pretty. Let's just say we'll have a Wallbrawl on our hands.Magnus smirks and looks back to his back up. C'mon, fellows. Let's teach that young upstart a lesson.Magnus leads his group out of the interview area.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 1, 2013 19:02:28 GMT -5
You would think such a clean sweep would lead to a tap-out. Yeah, good point. Made a minor adjustment.
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 1, 2013 19:05:31 GMT -5
THREE MEN IN 2ND, BAH GAWD.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 1, 2013 19:05:52 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And it is a No-Holds-Barred match. Therefore the match can only end via pinfall or submission! Vs the WorldIntroducing first, from King's Lynn, England, Magnus! Magnus makes his way to the ring, the aforementioned TNA Superstars lining up across both entrance ways to make sure a certain group stays out of things. Guys, this next match is going to be absolutely vicious. These two men despise each other. Magnus has been called the champion of TNA right now, the guy whose standing up to the Psycho Circus.And I admire him for it. After all the hardest thing is being the first guy to take a stand. But Magnus to his credit has not hesitated to do so!I don't like Magnus at all. He had no right getting involved in our business, and I still believe he is completely misguided by putting his trust in Easy E. He's a fool, just like Dixie Carter, just like Jeff Jarrett, and just like everyone else who believes Eric's lies. He's a young talent that refuses to listen to experienced vets like Sting and Eric Young and that is why he has to suffer. The Circus is in TownAnd his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, Garett Bischoff! Garett on the other hand, he's a lot more wise than Magnus. He actually listened to us, and was willing to turn his back on his own father. Do you know the real origin and meaning of the phrase "blood is thicker than water"? The real line is "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" meaning that the relationship with those to whom I am joined in covenant is to be considered of more value than the relationship of family. Garett chose blood over water, and he's a smart man for doing so. There you go, a bit of education for you, Tenay.See guys, Borash isn't that bad? Hell, he's smarter than Rampage over there.You keep it up and you'll find out just how smart I am.Garett has a chance to make his new family proud tonight. If he can knock off the former three time World Champion it could mean alot for this young man's career. But that's a mighty big if.Garett Bischoff vs Magnus (Hint for Garett) 5 Minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Sept 1, 2013 19:06:29 GMT -5
Man, that picture is beautiful! The scenery nearly put tears in my eyes! Whoever took that photograph knew exactly how to make it look like something out of heaven!
FJ, you should really take a look at it!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 1, 2013 19:08:18 GMT -5
Garett with a "Did you really think this feud was over?" Slap to the face.
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 1, 2013 19:08:36 GMT -5
Garett with the Hint-O-Matic!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 1, 2013 19:09:14 GMT -5
Garrett is compelled to hit the Three Ring Circus (hmm... Buff Blockbuster!) on Magnus.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 1, 2013 19:10:10 GMT -5
Yeah, sorry about that. Thought the joke would be original but CH had to go and beat me to the punch. Garett with a hinta-can-botch. Which is a right hand that misses by a mile.
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Post by lodirulz on Sept 1, 2013 19:10:30 GMT -5
Garrett with the "He has to win over Magnus, a former two time TNA World Champion? Really?" piledriver!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 1, 2013 19:11:19 GMT -5
Magnus batters Garett with a flurry of forearms, sending him staggering into the ropes only to immediately be clotheslined over the top rope! The crowd cheers as Garett staggers to his feet only for Magnus to bounce off the ropes, taking him down with a plancha over the top rope to the outside!
Garett staggers to his feet as Magnus grabs and rams him face first into the barricade, unleashing a flurry of chops as he lays back against it. He rips open Garett's shirt and exposes his bare chest, sending him stumbling forward. Magnus scoops him up in his arms and lifts him up, dropping him down across the steel railing! Garett grasps at his stomach as Magnus pulls him down, rolling him back into the ring for a cover.
Did Dixie buy this ref, too? He's letting Magnus get away with everything.
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Bischoff kicks out.
Just because its No Holds Barred doesn't means Magnus NEEDS to be a dirty cheater. If you ask me, we're seeing his true colors right now. Cheater? Using the steel barricade ain't illegal here!
Garett rises only to be whipped into the turnbuckle. As Magnus charges in though he gets a boot up, knocking him back! Bischoff lunges forward, taking his head off with a stiff clothesline turning him inside out! Garett quickly makes a cover.
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Magnus kicks out. Garett rises and stomps over his prone opponent, forcing his neck into the ropes and sitting atop his back, laying in a series of crossarms to his seated opponent. He then grabs his neck and chokes him using the middle rope, perfectly legal in this sort of match. Magnus flails about as Garett pulls back, trying to rip his head clean off his shoulders!
Garett showing no mercy here! There you go, Garett! Any means necessary. Even decaptiation?!
Eventually Garett lets go, leaving Magnus laying in the ropes. As he does Sting makes his way over and punches him right between the eyes! Magnus tumbles back as Garett lifts him as he rises, driving him down with a backdrop suplex! He makes the cover.
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Magnus kicks out. Garret stamps his foot down across his throat, grinding it against as Magnus flails along the mat! He yanks him up to his feet, turning him around and dropping him down with a Rude Awakening Neckbreaker, pressing a forearm across the throat for another pin.
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Magnus kicks out.
Garett focusing on the recently injured neck of Magnus. No doubt a strategy Sting helped him out with. Get a chair! Use thumbtacks! Make out with his momma! Do whatever it takes to get Magnus out of this match!
Garett pulls him to his feet only to get a shoulder tackle from Magnus! Garett stumbles back as Magnus comes off the ropes, taking him down with a shoulder block! He comes off for a second but Garett counters with a drop toe hold, dropping a elbow across the back of the neck! Magnus grasps at the area as he climbs to the top turnbuckle, measuring his fallen opponent and leaping off with a top rope leg drop! Magnus grasps at his throat once more as Garret hooks the leg!
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2.9!
Magnus gets the shoulder up. Garett slams the mat in frustration. Motioning to Sting on the outside, he grabs a steel bat his ally rolls into the ring, signaling for Magnus to rise. He charges forward looking to put it right between his eyes, but Magnus ducks, countering into an inverted atomic drop! Garett drops the weapon as Magnus unleashes a flurry of forearms sending him staggering into the turnbuckle. Magnus glares at the man and starts barraging him with headbutt after headbutt in the corner. He whips him off the other side, favoring his neck before charging forward, smashing Garett in the corner with a stiff clothesline! He drags him out of the corner, climbing to the turnbuckle and leaping off with a top rope elbow drop! Garett's eyes grow wide as he lands across, Magnus hooking the leg!
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Garett kicks out. Magnus looks down at him and growls, stomping the mat as he whips him off the ropes, driving him down with a Spinebuster! Garett favors his back, Magnus motioning for him to rise as he rubs over his neck. He scoops him up onto his shoulders for the Magnum Opus, only for someone to grab him from behind!
SEND IN THE CLOWNS! HERE COMES THE PSYCHO CIRCUS, BABY! What the... that's the fan from earlier, I think! What's he doing here?!
Magnus turns around, coming face to face with the clown from the front row. He immediately racks him neck-first across the top rope, allowing Garett to slip down, before clotheslining Magnus from the apron and taking him down to the mat! Security scrambles towards the man and chases him off immediately, referee Brian Stiffler meanwhile distracted by Sting, of course. Magnus rises to his feet slowly, Garett grabbing and laying him out with a Snapmare Driver!
He climbs atop, hooking the leg!
Damn it, Magnus! Kick out!
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Here is your winner, Garett Bischoff!
Aw come on! Magnus was robbed there! You said it yourself, No Holds Barred. Don't blame Garett for being smart enough to bring backup. It just shows how dumb Magnus and how dumb TNA Management is to not be backing their guy. You put up an army of ours against one guy of yours, we're going to win every single time. SUCK IT TNA! AND SUCK IT TENAY! That clown was working for the Psycho Circus the whole time. But who in the Hell is he?!
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Sept 1, 2013 19:13:37 GMT -5
That clown was working for the Psycho Circus the whole time. But who in the Hell is he?! Oh SHIT! It's VINCE RUSSO!
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