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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2013 18:38:29 GMT -5
Fernum bounces around to get psyched up, as Shelley looks disinterested. Fernum charges, only to get caught with a boot to the face! Shelley starts a ground attack, wearing away at the upper body of Fernum with a series of stomps and elbows. Shelley bounces off the ropes and drops a big leg! Shelley covers:
1! 2!
Shelley lifts the shoulder up!
What is Shelley doing? I guess he hasn't had enough of smacking this dope around! And hey, I don't blame him.
Shelley slings Fernum into the corner and hits a splash! Shelley keeps the arm hooked and brings him to the middle of the ring. Shelley dips Fernum down, pausing to smirk at the crowd, before driving him into the mat with the Shellshock! Cover!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner-
Shelley snatches the mic from Sadler!
See that? Didn't even break a sweat! Now honestly, I've had my fill of the Norv Fernums and the Sam Shaws of the world. What I want is the Zema Ions! The Kenny Kings! The AJ Styleses!....The Chris Sabins.
That's right Chris. I haven't forgotten Slammiversary, and I don't think you have either. I have plans in motion, maybe fulfilled tomorrow, maybe next month, whenever, but plans nonetheless. Chris, you'll be glad to hear you don't figure into my plans one iota. Enough of that though. Next week, how about you and I have a chat. As old friends. After all, wouldn't you afford me the same luxury?
Shelley drops the mic and leave.
And it seems Shelley is inviting Chris Sabin to chat with him next week. Knowing Alex, I have a feeling this will be anything but a civilized discussion. Now that's unfair, Christy. I'd expect that sort of bias from Tenay or Rampage, but you too? Hey, I call them as I see them. And Shelley... I don't trust the guy, plain and simple.
We head backstage where there is a huge commotion and a ton of staff.
MY LEG! OH MY LEG!
Medic! Medic!
Get some help!
The camera pushes through the craziness and finds Garett Bischoff holding his leg, Jeremy Borash kneeling over beside him.
What happened Garett?
It's his fault!
Garett angrily points to a custodian.
Him? What did he do?
That prick! He deserves to be fired!
Medical staff arrives with a stretcher. They start attending to Garett as Borash runs and pushes the janitor over.
What did you do!
I cleaned. I cleaned the floor. Then I come back and he is on the ground.
There was no wet floor sign! I slipped and landed wrong!
The camera pans back to the stretcher which is starting to take Garett away. Jeremy gets in the cleaner's face.
You, you're going to be fired! I guarantee it.
Jeremy runs off after Garett and the medical crew as the shot fades.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2013 18:43:54 GMT -5
No way I should have lost to Magnus, no way! No way!Anderson notices the cameraman So? Yeah, I lost to Magnus, laugh it up! But ol' Ken Anderson ain't done, not by a long shot. I have an announcement to make, anyway, so good thing you're here Brandon. Next month, I'll be holding the 1st Annual Ken Anderson Open Challenge. Being a former TNA World Champion and a former Television, FTW, ah whatever the hell it's called Champion, this could be a big opportunity for someone to elevate themselves. After all, you never know where the next Mr. Anderson is gonna come from. So yeah, I'm holding the challenge next month, and I WILL beat whoever accepts. Stay tuned folks.The following contest is scheduled for one fall!I AmIntroducing first, from Gainesville, Georgia, he is "The Phenomenal One", AJ Styles!Styles has his rematch against Samoa Joe for Turning Point. Now tonight he hopes to build momentum towards that upcoming match.But he's got a tough task ahead. Aries is a dangerous man and Styles will learn that quick if he's not careful.The Greatest Man Who Ever LivedAnd his opponent, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, he is "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived", Austin Aries!The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived looking to get back on track tonight. A win here against Styles could be just what he needs to put himself back in the driver's seat of his career.And I have faith he can pull it off! Styles may have saved TNA, but he's not the greatest man who ever lived. Not even close!AJ Styles vs. Austin Aries (No Promos) 5 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2013 18:45:15 GMT -5
Styles with a "Styles just helped save TNA. Aries did not" Dropkick.
Also... it seems I've been Vinnied!
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Dec 8, 2013 18:45:38 GMT -5
Ugh.
Aries with a blah.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 8, 2013 18:47:31 GMT -5
Shelley with a superkick.
Styles with a superkick.
BRANDON! BRANDON! BRANDON!
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Post by Waffel113 on Dec 8, 2013 18:49:15 GMT -5
SOMEONE ELSE SHOWED UP! AND THEY VOTE FOR A MATCH THAT'S ALREADY OVER!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2013 18:51:10 GMT -5
The two lock up, with Aries getting a quick advantage and applying a chinlock. Aries sweeps the leg and sends Styles crashing to the mat face first. Aries quickly gets in position and drops the pendulum elbow! Aries covers:
1!
Styles gets the shoulder up
Aries continues to wear at the head of Styles by locking in a camel clutch! Styles writhes in pain for a while before struggling to his feet and jumping down, bringing Aries' head straight onto his shoulder! Styles quickly capitalizes with a moonsault press! Cover!
1! 2!
Aries kicks out
Styles checks with the referee before picking Aries up for the Styles Clash, but Aries counters out of it! Small package!
1! 2!
Styles kicks out again
Aries slaps the mat in frustration before hefting Styles to his feet. Aries bounces off the ropes to hit a bulldog, but Styles anticipates it and catches Aries with the Pele!! Styles covers!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, "The Phenomenal One", AJ Styles!
And Styles with a big win here tonight! He looks more than ready for Samoa Joe in a few weeks! And that's good because he'll need to be. I agree with that. Joe is a monster and he won't hesitate to hurt Styles badly when the time comes.
To the back! Francois stands in the foreground as Daniels is writing some equations on a whiteboard. Both are wearing black armbands
Before you ask, we wear these in mourning of the elimination of that magnificent bastard, Vytas Baskauskas. Especially Chris over there, he had him in the pool this season.
DON'T REMIND ME!
Alright. With that out of the way, greetings and salutations Impact viewers! Now these last few weeks may not have been the best for your So-Cal Saviors-
May?
Alright alright they've been pretty shitty on the whole. No more Tag Team Championships, no bookings, all that jazz. But, hope springs eternal, and as it is the holiday season, it's only fitting that Santa Carter is handing out presents for the Team TNA members, ourselves included!
Exactly. In between this week and last week, we came up with a lovely Christmas list. And I quote:
Daniels puts on reading glasses
"Dear Santa Carter, Francois and I have been very good been good we saved TNA, tribute is owed!"
"So, we not-so-humbly say that all we want for Christmas is a rematch with The Bathtime Buddies themselves, Eric Young and Magnus!"
"Sincerely, Christopher Daniels," "Francois Kazarian" "Bad Influence""Bad Influence"
Not unreasonable, no?
Not to my understanding.
So consider it Dixie. You gave Magnus what he wanted, why not us?
Why not indeed. Now, if you excuse me, I'm on the verge of a scientific breakthrough here!
Of what?
I think I've found the secret to defeating catering once and for all!
Francois pauses and checks the whiteboard
Brilliant! That's why we pay you the big bucks! B.I. out!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2013 18:54:36 GMT -5
Bruce Prichard is in his office when Gail Kim enters.
You wanted to see me, boss?
Ah Gail, please come in.
I've gotta admit, I was a bit surprised when that intern asked me to come to your office.
Prichard smiles.
Don't worry Gail, you're not in trouble.
No, I mean I was surprised they actually gave you an office. What do you even do around here?
I'm the official Director of Knockouts.
...You show up once every two or three months, do about five minutes worth of work, if that, and leave. You really need an office for that?
Yes. Now Gail, the reason you're here is because I have news for you about your challenger at-
Yeah, yeah, Hamada's using her title shot, right?
...Yeah.
Yeah, I knew that the second she won. All that "I WILL be Champion AGAIN!" and other hoo-hah.
I was really looking forward to telling you myself.
...Sorry?
*sigh* It's OK.
...So can I go now?
Yeah, I guess.
OK. Bye.
Gail leaves.
Well, that was disappointing. Oh well...
Ladies and gentlemen, seeing how the number one contender for the Women's Championship has been determined, it is now my duty to determine the number one contenders for the TNA Women's Tag Team Championship. So next week, former number one contenders and former Champions will collide, when Mickie James and Brooke Hogan take on The Beautiful People!
Thank you.
Prichard smiles as we fade out.
Jeff Hardy is backstage.
Robbie E, I'm sick of you.
I should elaborate. I'm sick of people like you.
You float through life with no purpose. All you do is continue to add to the landfill of filth that fills this country. You never question, you never do so much as wonder why your life is such an orgy of evil. All you do is carry on in your selfish ways.
I'm here because wrestling deserves better than people like you. There are good people in TNA, and they do not deserve to be lumped in with your kind. Tonight, I have no doubt that you're going to keep on your disgusting way. That's all people like you know how to do.
So tonight, I'm going to destroy you for the good of these people.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2013 18:57:56 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your main event!HeroIntroducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, Jeff Hardy!Hardy recently won a Feast or Failure briefcase, and he'll be learning the contents of it next week along with Christian York.But for tonight he has to focus on Robbie E. He can't afford to underestimate this guy and lost tonight.FistpumpHis opponent, from the Jersey Shore, Robbie E!Robbie seems to have split off from his former partner Shark Boy in favor of going back to singles competition.So it would seem. But it remains to be seen if that was a wise idea on his part.Jeff Hardy vs Robbie E 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2013 18:59:05 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy with a last minute main event suplex!
He's the only person who promoed aside from Shelley for his match this week. And I couldn't in good conscience make a match with NORV FERNUM the main event.
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Post by suave on Dec 8, 2013 18:59:08 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy with an "I'll be updating the info shortly because 'Hero' is a shitty song." It's a piledriver. Of justice.
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Post by Waffel113 on Dec 8, 2013 19:01:30 GMT -5
Hardy puts this show out of its misery with a Swanton Bomb NO MORE SWANTON BOMB. ONLY TWIST OF FATE.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 8, 2013 19:02:10 GMT -5
Hardy with a Swanton Bong! NO MORE SWANTON BONG. ONLY TWIST OF METH.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 19:10:36 GMT -5
Jeff with flying deff.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2013 19:11:28 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy goes for a clothesline, but Robbie ducks underneath, taking him down with a swift neckbreaker! He makes the cover!
1!
2!
Hardy kicks out. Robbie waits for him to rise, ascending to the top turnbuckle and laying in wait. He leaps off high for a crossbody, but Hardy cuts him off, nailing him with a dropkick in mid-flight! Robbie crashes to the canvas as Hardy motions him up, booting him in the gut as he rises and swinging him down, nailing him with the Twist of Hate/Fate!
Robbie crumples to the mat, laying in a heap as Hardy hooks the leg.
1!
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3!
Here is your winner, Jeff Hardy!
And Hardy with a big win here tonight. He easily fends off Robbie E and shows everybody why he won that briefcase in the first place. Indeed. And next week he gets to found it the prize he's won. Plus we have those three huge matches announced earlier. Mickie James and Brooke Hogan take on the Beautiful People! Team Williams takes on Team Hardy! And Magnus and Eric Young take on Joey Ryan and Kenny King! Well that's gonna do it for tonight. For Simon Diamond, I'm Christy Hemme! That's it for tonight. We'll see you next week!
We fade out on Jeff Hardy confidently raising his briefcase high into the air.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2013 19:16:24 GMT -5
Thanks to Spartan, Waffel, Suave, M, F.J, and all the rest for voting, promoing, and such.
Special thanks to Waffel for writing finishes and M for his usual help with the Knockouts Division.
Okay, announcement time: the time has come to finally cut people, because it's long overdue. So here's how we're gonna do it. Next week the rule is simple: if you don't promo for at least one taken character than you'll be cut, unless you have a good reason not to.
The only exceptions are for people who have promoed in the past two weeks. So Waffel, Jono, Mikey, Macman, Suave, Fake Jesus, Tank, Spartan, and M, your guys are all safe. I'll post a list of everybody here in a bit.
Hayden Richlen Lodi Mr. Midcard
Impact will be on Thursday this week, hopefully. I'll add the updated card here shortly as well.
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Post by Waffel113 on Dec 8, 2013 19:18:49 GMT -5
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Post by suave on Dec 8, 2013 19:39:23 GMT -5
Not sure if I'll be able to take on another guy. That being said...
*Looks at cut list with anticipation*
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Post by The Tank on Dec 8, 2013 20:47:12 GMT -5
Not sure if I'll be able to take on another guy. That being said... *Looks at cut list with anticipation* I am about to get a month off from class. That would give me time to work with new people. *also looks at cut list with anticipation*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 20:48:36 GMT -5
I'm happy with all my characters at the moment.
*looks at cut list with... apathy?*
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