King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on Sept 2, 2013 5:53:01 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 8:13:02 GMT -5
I honestly read this thread as mime. I am so disappointed
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Yami Daimao
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Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Sept 2, 2013 8:17:33 GMT -5
What, no after photo?
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Post by hossfan on Sept 2, 2013 8:23:10 GMT -5
I'd argue they should have stayed in the jeep, but that doesn't look like it would have been much safer.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 2, 2013 9:00:55 GMT -5
I'd argue they should have stayed in the jeep, but that doesn't look like it would have been much safer. The number one rule of the African bush is to stay in the f***ing car, especially when there's an easily aggravated animal nearby. Also, what kind of guide coaxes the Rhino to come even closer to the tourists? If the guides I had in South Africa saw this story then they would face palm from the pure stupidity of it all.
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Perd
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Sept 2, 2013 9:15:32 GMT -5
If Joey Styles was on that tour, he would've been very conflicted.
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hassanchop
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Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Sept 2, 2013 9:29:40 GMT -5
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Sept 2, 2013 9:41:11 GMT -5
All they had to do was set something on fire. Rhinos have an insatiable need to put out fires. It all makes sense now.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 2, 2013 9:44:59 GMT -5
If Joey Styles was on that tour, he would've been very conflicted. Luckily Paul Heyman wasn't with them. He wouldn't have been able to resist.
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Post by Cela on Sept 2, 2013 12:07:52 GMT -5
Never. Trust. Bushmasters.
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Toxik916
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Post by Toxik916 on Sept 2, 2013 12:12:46 GMT -5
Again no simpy from me. You shouldn't get that close to a wild animal nor should you turn your back on something that can f***ing kill you.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 12:15:28 GMT -5
Yes, the guide was a complete dumbass, but the tourists can't be completely blameless, I don't care what the guide tells me no way am I going near a rhino.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Sept 2, 2013 12:20:21 GMT -5
Again no simpy from me. You shouldn't get that close to a wild animal nor should you turn your back on something that can f***ing kill you. God, I hate the word simpy so much. It's such a stupid sounding word and it's not cute.
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Toxik916
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Post by Toxik916 on Sept 2, 2013 12:25:15 GMT -5
Again no simpy from me. You shouldn't get that close to a wild animal nor should you turn your back on something that can f***ing kill you. God, I hate the word simpy so much. It's such a stupid sounding word and it's not cute. Somebody isn't a fan of Big Papa Pump.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Sept 2, 2013 12:25:45 GMT -5
This is the first time I've heard 'simpy' and I have to agree with Malcolm
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Sept 2, 2013 12:27:11 GMT -5
Again no simpy from me. You shouldn't get that close to a wild animal nor should you turn your back on something that can f***ing kill you. God, I hate the word simpy so much. It's such a stupid sounding word and it's not cute. Stop hatin and get money
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Sept 2, 2013 12:27:19 GMT -5
God, I hate the word simpy so much. It's such a stupid sounding word and it's not cute. Somebody isn't a fan of Big Papa Pump. So that's where it came from. Now it makes sense(for Scott Steiner)... And no, not really.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 2, 2013 12:29:18 GMT -5
Steiner to Rhinoceros: "You gonna suck my dick or what? Then what're you doing here?"
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Sept 2, 2013 12:35:42 GMT -5
Yes, the guide was a complete dumbass, but the tourists can't be completely blameless, I don't care what the guide tells me no way am I going near a rhino. Heh, most people, when the guy whose job it is to know how safe it is to go near an animal tells them it's okay, are going to trust him because, well, he's the professional.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 12:48:14 GMT -5
Yes, the guide was a complete dumbass, but the tourists can't be completely blameless, I don't care what the guide tells me no way am I going near a rhino. Heh, most people, when the guy whose job it is to know how safe it is to go near an animal tells them it's okay, are going to trust him because, well, he's the professional. You're not exactly making a strong case for them not being dumbasses. I don't have any rhinos where I'm at, but there are tons of parks and if I were on a tour and the guide told me to go stand over by a bear, I'd tell him to go f*** himself, because it's a 2000 lb animal that can kill me in seconds. I don't need a guide to tell me which large wild animals I can and can't go near because one shouldn't be going near any of them.
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