Bill.
ALF
Miser Brothers > Rated RKO
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Post by Bill. on Dec 18, 2006 21:15:26 GMT -5
Doctor: Mr. Luger, where is the pain coming from?
Luger: I DON'T KNOW!!!
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nisi
Vegeta
Da Bears
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Post by nisi on Dec 18, 2006 21:44:17 GMT -5
Lugermania will run wild, no matter how many plastic hip joints it takes!
I hope Lex finds a good treatment. All those years of wracking 250 lb guys can't be good for the hips.
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Post by Alucard on Dec 18, 2006 23:18:05 GMT -5
Poor guy.  Hope he gets better so he can continue his everlasting struggle against tight t-shirts. |
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 18, 2006 23:39:24 GMT -5
May the force of Billy What's-His-Name be with you.
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Post by eDemento2099 on Dec 19, 2006 0:25:38 GMT -5
If Lex needs to get his hips replaced because of the style of wrestling he performed, I truly pity guys like Necro Butcher and J.C. Bailey, predicting what they will end up like if they live to be Luger's age.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Dec 19, 2006 2:09:20 GMT -5
So now he has a steel hip to go with his bionic elbow?
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Post by Tyfo on Dec 19, 2006 2:15:54 GMT -5
Off topic, but this weekend I was at a store and they had this huge sign on the building that said "SUPER SATURDAY SALE". Upon seeing it I laughed uncontollably for about 5-10 minutes, with SUPER SATURDAY and the whole Luger promo playing in my head.
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 19, 2006 3:46:29 GMT -5
Off topic, but this weekend I was at a store and they had this huge sign on the building that said "SUPER SATURDAY SALE". Upon seeing it I laughed uncontollably for about 5-10 minutes, with SUPER SATURDAY and the whole Luger promo playing in my head. I would have loved to have seen that. |
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messiah
Don Corleone
Wobbly.
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Post by messiah on Dec 19, 2006 3:58:34 GMT -5
Just look at Austin and his knees. The guy resembles Cotton Hill more than he does the Stone Cold of yore. It's ironic that despite all our techological advances and drugs and what have you, the craeer spans of a lot of these guys are going to be shorter and shorter. I can't see too many people of this current generation going for anywhere near as long as say Hogan or Flair.
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MoleMan
Team Rocket
KENNY!
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Post by MoleMan on Dec 19, 2006 9:04:37 GMT -5
Can he afford to pay for surgery?! I DON'T KNOW! |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 19, 2006 9:49:51 GMT -5
If Lex needs to get his hips replaced because of the style of wrestling he performed, I truly pity guys like Necro Butcher and J.C. Bailey, predicting what they will end up like if they live to be Luger's age. I think his rampant 'roid use had more to do with it than his wrestling style. |
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krzykraka
Don Corleone
The man who will break FLAIR'S 16x Record
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Post by krzykraka on Dec 19, 2006 16:23:09 GMT -5
People talk about how certain guys have fell on hard times. From being one of the top guys,if not the top guy at one point to wasting away and falling apart. From the death of Elizabeth to the biggest joke on the internet has Luger had the worse downward spiral of a career?
OH WHAT THE HELL ...............I DONT KNOW!!
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Post by Jake Robert's Dealer!!! on Dec 19, 2006 17:16:57 GMT -5
People talk about how certain guys have fell on hard times. From being one of the top guys,if not the top guy at one point to wasting away and falling apart. From the death of Elizabeth to the biggest joke on the internet has Luger had the worse downward spiral of a career? OH WHAT THE HELL ...............I DONT KNOW!! Sadly Jake Roberts is still the worst downfall from Grace. At least Luger still has all his teeth (look at the ref's left hand in my sig). |
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Dec 20, 2006 0:21:57 GMT -5
lookit Bill. YOu can't post in comedy forums anymore. Your sig is too damn distracting
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Post by Stu on Dec 20, 2006 4:09:30 GMT -5
What kinda despi... *sigh* despicable. Lack of respect does LEX WHATSHISNAME show! Booking a treatment with Eurodians... Euroceans... I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED WHAT IS IT CALLED? Europeans? EUROPEANS!?!?!?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!! |
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Hope he gets better so he can continue his everlasting struggle against tight t-shirts.
