Post by BigJerichool222 on Sept 10, 2013 23:09:23 GMT -5
DAN SEVERN DESERVED BETTER.
THAT THEME. THAT MOUSTACHE. THAT SWEAT-STAINED GREY T-SHIRT.
But in all seriousness I legit became a Dan Severn fan when watching 1998 WWF. I can even pinpoint the exact moment it happened, too. Triple H was all riled up and was willing to defend his European Championship against ANYONE right then and there. WHEN HERE COMES DAN SEVERN, COMPLETE WITH FANCY SUIT AND MOUSTACHE. He's all ready to kick some f***ing ass and I popped hard when it happened because Dan Severn looked like such a badass when he wore those suits. But for some reason Jim Cornette didn't want him to either END TRIPLE H'S CAREER RIGHT THEN AND THERE or RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD SUIT and didn't allow the match to happen. Then Severn was like NUH UH and slammed the poop out of James E. Cornette. He would have made one Hell of a moustached European Champion.
And then he helped Owen Hart train to beat up that punk Ken Shamrock cause they had LEGIT HEAT FROM THEIR UFC DAYS. It all came to blows when Severn CHOKED HIM OUT in a triple threat with Owen. Owen then proceeded to break DAN SEVERN'S NECK, as well as his fighting spirit. This also caused Owen to lose HIS fighting spirit as well, making the whole ordeal bad for business. Owen was so sad he retired. BUT DAN SEVERN SAW THROUGH HIS BULLSHIT because Dan Severn knows bullshit when his magnificent moustachioed nose sniffs it. He found the strength to come out in a neckbrace and called out Owen Hart for being the Blue Blazer which lead to Steve Blackman unmasking Owen later on.
BUT WAIT.
Dan Severn had NEVER REALLY broken his neck! WHAT A SWERVE. His neck was fine all along and he beat the piss out of Blackman almost as much as malaria did. Obviously this was all a plan in order to....well who really cares WHY he pretended Owen broke his neck, cause that shit don't matter. It DID lead to the WWF seeing the return of the Blue Blazer though....
Yeah...Dan Severn caused the Blue Blazer's return in kayfabe. :/ Huh, this got dark.
...Dan Severn Deserved Better.
THAT THEME. THAT MOUSTACHE. THAT SWEAT-STAINED GREY T-SHIRT.
But in all seriousness I legit became a Dan Severn fan when watching 1998 WWF. I can even pinpoint the exact moment it happened, too. Triple H was all riled up and was willing to defend his European Championship against ANYONE right then and there. WHEN HERE COMES DAN SEVERN, COMPLETE WITH FANCY SUIT AND MOUSTACHE. He's all ready to kick some f***ing ass and I popped hard when it happened because Dan Severn looked like such a badass when he wore those suits. But for some reason Jim Cornette didn't want him to either END TRIPLE H'S CAREER RIGHT THEN AND THERE or RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD SUIT and didn't allow the match to happen. Then Severn was like NUH UH and slammed the poop out of James E. Cornette. He would have made one Hell of a moustached European Champion.
And then he helped Owen Hart train to beat up that punk Ken Shamrock cause they had LEGIT HEAT FROM THEIR UFC DAYS. It all came to blows when Severn CHOKED HIM OUT in a triple threat with Owen. Owen then proceeded to break DAN SEVERN'S NECK, as well as his fighting spirit. This also caused Owen to lose HIS fighting spirit as well, making the whole ordeal bad for business. Owen was so sad he retired. BUT DAN SEVERN SAW THROUGH HIS BULLSHIT because Dan Severn knows bullshit when his magnificent moustachioed nose sniffs it. He found the strength to come out in a neckbrace and called out Owen Hart for being the Blue Blazer which lead to Steve Blackman unmasking Owen later on.
BUT WAIT.
Dan Severn had NEVER REALLY broken his neck! WHAT A SWERVE. His neck was fine all along and he beat the piss out of Blackman almost as much as malaria did. Obviously this was all a plan in order to....well who really cares WHY he pretended Owen broke his neck, cause that shit don't matter. It DID lead to the WWF seeing the return of the Blue Blazer though....
Yeah...Dan Severn caused the Blue Blazer's return in kayfabe. :/ Huh, this got dark.
...Dan Severn Deserved Better.
