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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2013 8:19:05 GMT -5
Triple H would bury Daniel Bryan for being a vanilla midget. Sin Caras mask is a condom and keeps breaking
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 13, 2013 10:44:02 GMT -5
I just remembered that Jeff Jarrett uses "The Stroke" as a finisher. Happy mental images, guys and gals!
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Post by Smiley Smile on Sept 13, 2013 10:46:49 GMT -5
I can't believe this thread has gone three pages without these guys appearing:
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Sept 13, 2013 10:59:37 GMT -5
Cole: " Randy Orton The Viper is coiled, ready to strike!" JBL: "But now his opponent blocks him, unloading on him!" Gorilla Monsoon: "He can slap it on with the best of 'em!" Jim Ross: "Once again, Shawn Michaels is rising to the occasion!" JR: "Mark Henry is handling the big Johnson!"
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Sept 13, 2013 11:52:45 GMT -5
I just remembered that Jeff Jarrett uses "The Stroke" as a finisher. Happy mental images, guys and gals! Didn't he have a "slap nuts" T-shirt in WCW?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 13, 2013 11:53:25 GMT -5
Actually I've heard some wrestlers being described as such-but not with quite the same words.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2013 11:55:05 GMT -5
Would they be able to speak? Or do they just talk like I'd expect a talking penis to sound like?
CM Punk - "FFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPHHHHHHHH FSPLKTKT. FFFFSPLKTKT. FSPLKT. FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 13, 2013 12:55:40 GMT -5
They would talk out of their pee holes.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Sept 13, 2013 13:06:24 GMT -5
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Post by bootytea on Sept 13, 2013 13:16:05 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson would be a huge penis with no veins, kind of like my penis.
By the way, I just want the ladies to tell me if they find veins on a penis off-putting because I know girls that think they look gross.
It scares me because my pee pee can not be smooth forever since I exercise it a lot!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 13, 2013 13:17:20 GMT -5
They would talk out of their pee holes.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 13, 2013 14:04:08 GMT -5
So would all the steroid users be large muscular penises or would they shrink because of what Steroids do to penises?
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Sept 13, 2013 15:17:47 GMT -5
How much does this fella weigh?
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Sept 13, 2013 15:24:14 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan made history back at Wrestlemania 3 when he became the first man to bodyslam and pin 2 Cold Scorpio.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Sept 13, 2013 15:27:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2013 15:30:00 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan made history back at Wrestlemania 3 when he became the first man to bodyslam and pin 2 Cold Scorpio. That's it! Close FAN forever. No comment will ever top that comment!
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 14, 2013 17:26:15 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan made history back at Wrestlemania 3 when he became the first man to bodyslam and pin 2 Cold Scorpio. That's it! Close FAN forever. No comment will ever top that comment! Lmao. Pure money.
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