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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2013 20:49:56 GMT -5
Oh come on! Making a kid clean there room isn't slavery. You make them do it hoping they would learn how to pick up things after themselves. I had a roommate who admitted he never did any household chores or had any responsibilities and he was by the far the messiest and worst roommate I ever had who would constantly bitch and moan when I tell him to clean my f***ing dishes he's been using.
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kidglov3s
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Post by kidglov3s on Sept 17, 2013 20:52:40 GMT -5
If newborn babies could speak, they ask for the shiny thing you're holding and to change their shitty diapers. From my OB rotation the past few weeks I'm pretty certain they'd request to have something in their mouth, preferably a nipple but they will settle for a finger or anything else that fits in there, and bonus points if it's something they can wrap their hand around. They would also likely complain about being cold if they're not in some kinda sweater cocoon dealie. The shiny thing maybe not quite yet, newborns generally have poor vision.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 17, 2013 20:55:15 GMT -5
If newborn babies could speak, they ask for the shiny thing you're holding and to change their shitty diapers. From my OB rotation the past few weeks I'm pretty certain they'd request to have something in their mouth, preferably a nipple You and me both, newborn baby!
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Post by h on Sept 17, 2013 20:56:41 GMT -5
If Entitled Brats Paid Attention In School, They Would Know Better Than To Capitalize Every Word In Every Sentence.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Sept 17, 2013 21:00:44 GMT -5
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Post by eDemento2099 on Sept 17, 2013 21:07:05 GMT -5
If they're newly born, what experience would their statements reflect? Spending months sheltered from the realities of the outside world inside the wombs of their mothers?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 17, 2013 21:13:34 GMT -5
I think hes been watching too much of the "Baby Genius" series if he thinks babies are the smartest ones in the world. I was about to say... Apparently, Jaden Smith took life lessons from Baby Geniuses........one of the worst series in existence and the bane of the late Bob Clark's directorial career.
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kidglov3s
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Post by kidglov3s on Sept 17, 2013 21:16:07 GMT -5
I think hes been watching too much of the "Baby Genius" series if he thinks babies are the smartest ones in the world. I was about to say... Apparently, Jaden Smith took life lessons from Baby Geniuses........one of the worst series in existence and the bane of the late Bob Clark's directorial career. Maybe he's using it to rationalize a lost fight to a 6 month old. Mr. Miyagi lied!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 17, 2013 21:18:07 GMT -5
If newborn babies could speak, they ask for the shiny thing you're holding and to change their shitty diapers. I think this car commercial told the truth about what babies would say if they could speak.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 17, 2013 21:22:14 GMT -5
I was about to say... Apparently, Jaden Smith took life lessons from Baby Geniuses........one of the worst series in existence and the bane of the late Bob Clark's directorial career. Maybe he's using it to rationalize a lost fight to a 6 month old. Mr. Miyagi lied! Funny thing about that, Jaden Smith didn't learn from Mr. Miyagi. Instead he learned from Mr. Han.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 17, 2013 21:26:35 GMT -5
If newborn babies could speak, they ask for the shiny thing you're holding and to change their shitty diapers. From my OB rotation the past few weeks I'm pretty certain they'd request to have something in their mouth, preferably a nipple but they will settle for a finger or anything else that fits in there, and bonus points if it's something they can wrap their hand around. They would also likely complain about being cold if they're not in some kinda sweater cocoon dealie. The shiny thing maybe not quite yet, newborns generally have poor vision. New Borns also don't understand the concept of things existing outside their immediate field of vision...
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SEAN CARLESS
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Sept 17, 2013 21:52:03 GMT -5
If newborn babies could speak, they ask for the shiny thing you're holding and to change their shitty diapers. From my OB rotation the past few weeks I'm pretty certain they'd request to have something in their mouth, preferably a nipple but they will settle for a finger or anything else that fits in there, and bonus points if it's something they can wrap their hand around. Hey, me too!
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Post by Jiren on Sept 17, 2013 22:13:18 GMT -5
Maybe he's using it to rationalize a lost fight to a 6 month old. Mr. Miyagi lied! Funny thing about that, Jaden Smith didn't learn from Mr. Miyagi. Instead he learned from Mr. Han. More like Mr Bean
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 17, 2013 22:21:39 GMT -5
Who needs school when you have billions of dollars, a shitty science fiction writer, and Battlefield Earth on a loop
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Sept 17, 2013 22:41:56 GMT -5
dumb spoiled kid is dumb
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Post by Bo Rida on Sept 18, 2013 8:25:04 GMT -5
To be fair he's partially right about the brainwashing, for example I remember a teacher being very uncomfortable when I questioned why we weren't examining both sides of the global warming debate. Probably because he realised that particular debate was settled ages ago. This was ages ago and was based on some very shaky science, I remember looking at maps that said most coastal areas around the world would be underwater by now due to rising sea levels, we were told to treat crap like that as fact. But anyway it's not so much the conclusion that was the issue but the way it was reached, everything else we were told to either a) use stats, data and case studies for things that could be proven or b) look at the subject from both sides weigh up the issues and come to a balanced conclusion (ie climate is changing but Holland will still be above water in 2013), for some reason we were told not to that for one specific subject and that we should treat projections and estimates as facts without even taking into account the possibility of them being inaccurate.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2013 10:30:59 GMT -5
Jaden Sez: School Is For Losers.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you say that because you got your millionaire daddy. However, you have to be on your own someday, and as much as you gripe about it, a good education will get you far.
Unfortunately, he's one of many that believe that he'll get what he wants because of the "Smith" name.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Sept 18, 2013 11:29:36 GMT -5
I'm with the camp that thinks he's just a 15 year-old kid saying stupid things. Come back when he's 19 or 20, and if he's still saying shit like this, then you can call him a moron.
I'm sure his opinion is going to make a sudden 180 in about 2 years.
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Post by CMWaters on Sept 18, 2013 11:36:45 GMT -5
Another famous African American gives his view on Jaden Smith's comments.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 18, 2013 11:40:47 GMT -5
Another famous African American gives his view on Jaden Smith's comments. He thinks Jaden's views are Filth Flarn, Flarn Filth.
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