Post by angryfan on Dec 15, 2006 5:25:37 GMT -5
Well, since Russo's booking it, lemme give this a try.
Warrior shows up, is inexplicably given fifteen minutes of promo time, then begins demolishing all the non-American guys in the X-division, since Russo "knows" they can't get over. Somehow, this destruction leads to Warrior (as every other person that's ever competed in WWE who shows in TNA) getting a big fat title shot for no reason. Strangely, it WOULD be against Abyss, but Abyss, being as he's currently being neutered, is made Warrior's lackey, while Sting continues to try to "save" Abyss from, well, something.
Sting steals the title from Abyss again, leading to a Warrior/Sting title match that sees Warrior blown up after three minutes, and, rather than continue the match, Warrior goes into an anti-WWE promo that lasts over an hour, with the VKM simultaniously marking out and providing sign language interpretation for viewers at home.
Somewhere in all of this Jeff Jarrett returns and pins Sting for the NWA title despite the fact that the actual champion was seen square dancing with Tomko in the bacck the entire time.
Warrior shows up, is inexplicably given fifteen minutes of promo time, then begins demolishing all the non-American guys in the X-division, since Russo "knows" they can't get over. Somehow, this destruction leads to Warrior (as every other person that's ever competed in WWE who shows in TNA) getting a big fat title shot for no reason. Strangely, it WOULD be against Abyss, but Abyss, being as he's currently being neutered, is made Warrior's lackey, while Sting continues to try to "save" Abyss from, well, something.
Sting steals the title from Abyss again, leading to a Warrior/Sting title match that sees Warrior blown up after three minutes, and, rather than continue the match, Warrior goes into an anti-WWE promo that lasts over an hour, with the VKM simultaniously marking out and providing sign language interpretation for viewers at home.
Somewhere in all of this Jeff Jarrett returns and pins Sting for the NWA title despite the fact that the actual champion was seen square dancing with Tomko in the bacck the entire time.
