New York middle school bans..... *prepares the long list*

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Footballs, baseballs, lacross balls, soccer balls, games of tag and cartwheels.

newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/10/07/long-island-middle-school-bans-footballs-other-recreational-items/

"Bumps and scrapes" are to blame.

Although the article doesn't go further, an extensive search online has concluded that this school will soon be banning hair, smells of any kind, the word "the", circulatory systems and the elderly.

[Spider2024]

NO VIBES
NO BEVIS
NO BEVIS
NO VIBES

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

Rod Flanders: Let's play the sitting still game.
Todd: Hands folded.

[h]

Cue the usual band of FAN posters with their stock response: "Florida is the worst state in the country! Everything bad comes from and happens in Florida! It doesn't matter if this story has nothing to do with Florida, it's still an excuse for us to complain about Florida! Damn you, Florida!"

[bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun]

Pretty soon they will ban recess all together and ban talking. I know that's a huge exaggeration on my part, but who knows.

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Oct 7, 2013 19:03:10 GMT -5 h said:

Cue the usual band of FAN posters with their stock response: "Florida is the worst state in the country! Everything bad comes from and happens in Florida! It doesn't matter if this story has nothing to do with Florida, it's still an excuse for us to complain about Florida! Damn you, Florida!"

I bet the source for this story was Florida.

FLORIDAAAAAAAA!

[Sparkybob]

Football makes some sense at least.

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Oct 7, 2013 19:05:38 GMT -5 bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun said:

Pretty soon they will ban recess all together and ban talking. I know that's a huge exaggeration on my part, but who knows.

The subject of the thread was a huge exaggeration in a lunatic's mind 10 years ago. Now it's become commonplace everywhere.

[Glitch]

Oct 7, 2013 19:03:10 GMT -5 h said:

Cue the usual band of FAN posters with their stock response: "Florida is the worst state in the country! Everything bad comes from and happens in Florida! It doesn't matter if this story has nothing to do with Florida, it's still an excuse for us to complain about Florida! Damn you, Florida!"

Also cue "These boys will grow up never knowing what it's like to be men."

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Oct 7, 2013 19:03:10 GMT -5 h said:

Cue the usual band of FAN posters with their stock response: "Florida is the worst state in the country! Everything bad comes from and happens in Florida! It doesn't matter if this story has nothing to do with Florida, it's still an excuse for us to complain about Florida! Damn you, Florida!"

Well New York and Florida DO share the same coast line so that's close enough for me.

Damn you Floridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

So basically, they lost their balls.

[Bootista]

This is stupid, School officials are becoming wussies. What are they gonna do for Gym class? Sing Barney songs and bake cupcakes?

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Oct 7, 2013 20:18:08 GMT -5 Bootista said:

This is stupid, School officials are becoming wussies. What are they gonna do for Gym class? Sing Barney songs and bake cupcakes?

And risk both vocal injuries & the smell of slightly overcooked pastries?!

Good God, you brute.....

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Oct 7, 2013 19:05:38 GMT -5 bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun said:

Pretty soon they will ban recess all together and ban talking. I know that's a huge exaggeration on my part, but who knows.

Hey, kids like to talk and talking leads to gossip and name calling. And words can be hurtful.

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Time to teach them how to play D&D.

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Oct 7, 2013 20:27:19 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Time to teach them how to play D&D.

Have you seen how many sharp corners some of those dice have?

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Oct 7, 2013 20:38:04 GMT -5 h said:

Oct 7, 2013 20:27:19 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Time to teach them how to play D&D.

Have you seen how many sharp corners some of those dice have?

4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 20, and 100.

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Bullies use words and dice and air.

Just throwin' that out there....

[SEAN CARLESS]

Oct 7, 2013 19:03:10 GMT -5 h said:

Cue the usual band of FAN posters with their stock response: "Florida is the worst state in the country! Everything bad comes from and happens in Florida! It doesn't matter if this story has nothing to do with Florida, it's still an excuse for us to complain about Florida! Damn you, Florida!"

So what's the weather like in Florida this time of year?

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This honestly sounds like an episode plot for Disney's Recess.