Post by Big Bad Brad on Oct 13, 2013 22:25:22 GMT -5
*NOTE* I'm ending the Name a Flaw Series at Day 500!
Starting every 20 days I'm going to clear out of the previous flaws from the topics and start a new. If you want to see the previous flaws go to the website I made for all these flaws.
Topic is simple, you post a funny, related comment to wrestler of the day. This topic is purely for fun and for jokes.
The funniest will be chosen as the main flaw so if you see something you like, please post that. If there is more than one noticeable flaws, they will chosen together (3 is the limit)
- Nominations are very much WELCOME. Anyone wrestling, past and present can be used.
- I will be doing shows and PPV as well which will be entitled 'Special days', every 5 flaws after this one. (e.g. Raw, Heat, etc)
- The PPV can be a overview of the event or one bit of any PPV event of that year.
- Please feel free to add any show you wish just like the wrestler and they will be added accordingly.
All the flaws will be kept at this website
fan-name-a-flaw.wikispaces.com/
PREVIOUS FLAWS
Day 480: Chainsaw Charlie: It's rather hard to be intimidated by a fifty year old man with a pantyhose on his head, however crazy he may be./Terry Funk came up with the idea for this gimmick in like 5 seconds. And, it shows.
Special Day 97: Suburban Commando: In one scene, Shelley Duvall tries to seduce Christopher Lloyd. Thank you for that image, movie./Hulk Hogan mistakes what is clearly an Afterburner arcade machine with some sort or insane alien assault game, guess his brain was frozen that day.
Day 481: Greg Valentine: Looks like a Cigar Store Native American Statue./Never teamed up with Nailz or Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart.
Day 482: Rellik: You know you're Wrestlecrap when all anyone remembers about you is the announcer introducing you with "that's "killer" spelled backwards, if you didn't know."
Day 483: Rick Steiner: Lost a promo battle to Chucky./Despite believing he's a dog, Rick is still the saner of the two Steiner Brothers.
Day 484: Frankie: Always just sat there during matches being useless and never lifted a wing to help his owner out. I mean if Torrie Wilson's dog can help people win matches then surely a parrot could distract Koko's opponents somehow.
Day 485: Kenta Kobashi: Gets into chop battles with everyone he meets. Seeing KENTA, his protegee, after a year apart? 8 minute chop battle. Surprise visit by Toshiaki Kawada at the local karaoke bar? 12 minute chop battle. He chopped his mailman for two minutes this morning.
Special Day 98: Chavo/Hornswoggle Feud: Macaulay Culkin's best role since Home Alone 2./Killed any and all credibility Chavo ever had and as a result he can not be taken seriously ever again.
Day 486: Anonymous Raw General Manager: It gave Michael Cole way more tv time than usual./There was a very long build up that ended with no pay off where the GM disappeared for several months until a throw away episode of RAW where Anonymous GM was revealed in throw away fashion./It was Hornswoggle all along!
Day 487: Mad Dog Vachon: Despite a checkered career, all most wrestling fans know of him is that his prosthetic leg was pulled off at a WWE event.
Day 488: The Mega Powers: Hogan broke up Elizabeth and Macho and was the good guy for some reason./Couldn't put bros before hoes.
Day 489: Michael Tarver: Easily the most forgettable member of The Nexus.
Day 490: Ashley Massaro: She was on Survivor and she sucked at it. Apparently she has tits like rocks and apparently she was an escort.
Special Day 99: The Junior Division: Besides Super Porky none of them were memorable.
Day 491: Dixie Carter: Only one flaw for her? But she's got so many.
Day 492: Zeb Coulter: A pretty interesting character wasted managing someone as dull as Jack Swagger./Xenophobe who nonetheless successfully booked Puerto Rican wrestling company IWA for seven years.
Day 493: The Genius: Great talker, absolutely boring in the ring./Damien Sandow does the gimmick so much better.
Day 494: Jake "The Snake" Roberts: Doesn't know how to play Black jack. If I have 21, and you have 22, Mr. Roberts, then you lose. And, I don't believe you can have two blackjacks either.
Day 495: Iron Sheik: Better known for insane ranting then being a legend.
Special Day 500: Total Divas: Even wrestling marks know the shows fake./Seemingly the only way two of the best wrestlers in the Divas division can get on TV for more than two minutes.
Day 496: Hacksaw Jim Duggan: Carried a big piece of wood to the ring, a gimmick Rene Dupree would shamelessly rip off years later
Day 497: Stacy Keibler: Never did Playboy./she participated in the WM match with the Miller Lite Cat Fight Girls which bumped the tag title match off the card.
Day 498: Damien Sandow: He stole Saturn's catchphrase./Ripped off Lanny Poffo.
Day 499: The Usos: Uso means to lie in Japanese. So, by extension, they aren't Samoan or Rikishi's sons. Which means Ron Simmons has some explaining to do.
Today's Flaw:
WWE
Starting every 20 days I'm going to clear out of the previous flaws from the topics and start a new. If you want to see the previous flaws go to the website I made for all these flaws.
Topic is simple, you post a funny, related comment to wrestler of the day. This topic is purely for fun and for jokes.
The funniest will be chosen as the main flaw so if you see something you like, please post that. If there is more than one noticeable flaws, they will chosen together (3 is the limit)
- I will be doing shows and PPV as well which will be entitled 'Special days', every 5 flaws after this one. (e.g. Raw, Heat, etc)
- The PPV can be a overview of the event or one bit of any PPV event of that year.
- Please feel free to add any show you wish just like the wrestler and they will be added accordingly.
All the flaws will be kept at this website
fan-name-a-flaw.wikispaces.com/
PREVIOUS FLAWS
Day 480: Chainsaw Charlie: It's rather hard to be intimidated by a fifty year old man with a pantyhose on his head, however crazy he may be./Terry Funk came up with the idea for this gimmick in like 5 seconds. And, it shows.
Special Day 97: Suburban Commando: In one scene, Shelley Duvall tries to seduce Christopher Lloyd. Thank you for that image, movie./Hulk Hogan mistakes what is clearly an Afterburner arcade machine with some sort or insane alien assault game, guess his brain was frozen that day.
Day 481: Greg Valentine: Looks like a Cigar Store Native American Statue./Never teamed up with Nailz or Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart.
Day 482: Rellik: You know you're Wrestlecrap when all anyone remembers about you is the announcer introducing you with "that's "killer" spelled backwards, if you didn't know."
Day 483: Rick Steiner: Lost a promo battle to Chucky./Despite believing he's a dog, Rick is still the saner of the two Steiner Brothers.
Day 484: Frankie: Always just sat there during matches being useless and never lifted a wing to help his owner out. I mean if Torrie Wilson's dog can help people win matches then surely a parrot could distract Koko's opponents somehow.
Day 485: Kenta Kobashi: Gets into chop battles with everyone he meets. Seeing KENTA, his protegee, after a year apart? 8 minute chop battle. Surprise visit by Toshiaki Kawada at the local karaoke bar? 12 minute chop battle. He chopped his mailman for two minutes this morning.
Special Day 98: Chavo/Hornswoggle Feud: Macaulay Culkin's best role since Home Alone 2./Killed any and all credibility Chavo ever had and as a result he can not be taken seriously ever again.
Day 486: Anonymous Raw General Manager: It gave Michael Cole way more tv time than usual./There was a very long build up that ended with no pay off where the GM disappeared for several months until a throw away episode of RAW where Anonymous GM was revealed in throw away fashion./It was Hornswoggle all along!
Day 487: Mad Dog Vachon: Despite a checkered career, all most wrestling fans know of him is that his prosthetic leg was pulled off at a WWE event.
Day 488: The Mega Powers: Hogan broke up Elizabeth and Macho and was the good guy for some reason./Couldn't put bros before hoes.
Day 489: Michael Tarver: Easily the most forgettable member of The Nexus.
Day 490: Ashley Massaro: She was on Survivor and she sucked at it. Apparently she has tits like rocks and apparently she was an escort.
Special Day 99: The Junior Division: Besides Super Porky none of them were memorable.
Day 491: Dixie Carter: Only one flaw for her? But she's got so many.
Day 492: Zeb Coulter: A pretty interesting character wasted managing someone as dull as Jack Swagger./Xenophobe who nonetheless successfully booked Puerto Rican wrestling company IWA for seven years.
Day 493: The Genius: Great talker, absolutely boring in the ring./Damien Sandow does the gimmick so much better.
Day 494: Jake "The Snake" Roberts: Doesn't know how to play Black jack. If I have 21, and you have 22, Mr. Roberts, then you lose. And, I don't believe you can have two blackjacks either.
Day 495: Iron Sheik: Better known for insane ranting then being a legend.
Special Day 500: Total Divas: Even wrestling marks know the shows fake./Seemingly the only way two of the best wrestlers in the Divas division can get on TV for more than two minutes.
Day 496: Hacksaw Jim Duggan: Carried a big piece of wood to the ring, a gimmick Rene Dupree would shamelessly rip off years later
Day 497: Stacy Keibler: Never did Playboy./she participated in the WM match with the Miller Lite Cat Fight Girls which bumped the tag title match off the card.
Day 498: Damien Sandow: He stole Saturn's catchphrase./Ripped off Lanny Poffo.
Day 499: The Usos: Uso means to lie in Japanese. So, by extension, they aren't Samoan or Rikishi's sons. Which means Ron Simmons has some explaining to do.
Today's Flaw:
WWE
