Chip
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Post by Chip on Oct 16, 2013 17:42:28 GMT -5
Seeing a lot of members here saying they found their Dad's videos/magazines so I gotta ask. Did anybody actually wonder why their Dad had the stuff or did it just not enter anybodys mind? What's sad though is that even though I have the internet, I still sometimes buy porn DVDs(bargain bin DVDs, though). Maybe I do it because I'm afraid of losing the internet one day. This is pretty much the reason for a good chunk of the material on my portable hard-drive.
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Mac
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Post by Mac on Oct 16, 2013 17:43:58 GMT -5
If porn was as readily available when I was 13 as it is now I'd be able to win a lot of arm wrestling competitions,
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Post by hossfan on Oct 16, 2013 17:45:27 GMT -5
In my day, you watched USA "Up All Night" for your porn, and prayed Rhonda Shear was the host and not Gilbert Gottfried.
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Post by Danimal on Oct 16, 2013 23:51:35 GMT -5
I'm middle-aged and can remember well having to get into your buddy's dad's/older broter's porn stash. Struck porn gold twice when I was young. One time we found a box of old Playboys in the junkyard. The other was the week when the porn-channel came in totally unscrambled. I'd also get my porn on my fiddling with the remote, it was the old type with a cable attached. If you held down two buttons at the same time and played with the picture-control dial you could get grainy, black-and-white Playboy-channel going. Now porn access is so easy and there is so much that it's easy to get yourself jaded. I limit myself to no more than once a week.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2013 0:17:55 GMT -5
I had almost forgotten about scrambled Playboy channel porn. I discovered after extensive research that while it would come in clear for brief spells it couldn't scramble white backgrounds and I hit the jackpot one day when a 6 hour block had almost all white backgrounds.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 17, 2013 0:25:29 GMT -5
As a teenager we used AOL, so I always had a seperate browsing history from my parents. I never expressed any real outward interest in dirty stuff, so they trusted me not to go anywhere inappropriate. And I didn't- most of the time...
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Oct 17, 2013 0:28:28 GMT -5
Ah the good old days of being the guy who had to buy the jazz mags from the local dairy since I was oldest looking.
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Urethra Franklin
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Oct 17, 2013 0:42:25 GMT -5
Work hard?
Not at all. All you had to do was find the local convenience store owned by an unscrupulous foreign couple who would sell just about anything to minors.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Oct 17, 2013 4:18:49 GMT -5
I'd watch my dad's porn tapes and then rewind them back to the exact moment so he wouldn't suspect a thing. I did that too. Then once I got my own vcr I would copy his tapes. Then turn around and sell copies to people at school.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 17, 2013 4:28:16 GMT -5
Porn magazines in the woods, in plastic bags, next to discarded furniture, belonging to God knows who. Never stopped to look, though I was very entertained to find out that this was a strangely universal phenomenon.
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Post by Stu on Oct 17, 2013 4:37:17 GMT -5
It's called Woods Porn.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 17, 2013 4:50:06 GMT -5
I'd watch my dad's porn tapes and then rewind them back to the exact moment so he wouldn't suspect a thing. Let what that truly means roll around in your brain for a while....I'll wait.
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Surfer Sandman
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Oct 17, 2013 8:04:34 GMT -5
I'd watch my dad's porn tapes and then rewind them back to the exact moment so he wouldn't suspect a thing. I did that too. Then once I got my own vcr I would copy his tapes. Then turn around and sell copies to people at school. I did better than that. I brought my porn stash to the private school I went to, along with cigars that I pilfered. All it took was one jealous snitch to get it all confiscated.
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Surfer Sandman
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Oct 17, 2013 8:06:08 GMT -5
I'd watch my dad's porn tapes and then rewind them back to the exact moment so he wouldn't suspect a thing. Let what that truly means roll around in your brain for a while....I'll wait. All The Girls are Butt-slammers Perverted Diaries I know what you're thinking and it isn't the case at all.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Oct 17, 2013 12:37:28 GMT -5
I did that too. Then once I got my own vcr I would copy his tapes. Then turn around and sell copies to people at school. I did better than that. I brought my porn stash to the private school I went to, along with cigars that I pilfered. All it took was one jealous snitch to get it all confiscated. All 3 years of high school I sold copies. Found a video store in town that would rent them to me. So I would rent a few each week, copy them. Then sell copies at school. Back then you could ask $20 for a film on a vhs and no one argued.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2013 16:12:13 GMT -5
My first experience with porn was a friend showing a group of us a vhs he got from god knows where. Somehow it winded up showing on his next door neighbours tv as well as his own, and she came over and tell his mom. Awkward.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 17, 2013 16:17:28 GMT -5
I did that too. Then once I got my own vcr I would copy his tapes. Then turn around and sell copies to people at school. I did better than that. I brought my porn stash to the private school I went to, along with cigars that I pilfered. All it took was one jealous snitch to get it all confiscated. He made a profit and you got all your stuff taken. I'd have to say that I am pretty sure he won.
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Post by eDemento2099 on Oct 17, 2013 18:37:14 GMT -5
Steal your pops, or go to a friends house, make connections. Now you can just, type something in the computer and there it is. Hell even your mobile device, porn at your finger tips. That's why the parental/mainstream media reaction to the 'hot coffee' mod in an M-RATED game called Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas was stupid. That, and the fact that the 'hot coffee' content was disabled by default and could only be accessed by modding the game (Anyone smart enough to mod a video game using a computer is smart enough to access porn on said device).
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Surfer Sandman
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Oct 18, 2013 6:29:17 GMT -5
I did better than that. I brought my porn stash to the private school I went to, along with cigars that I pilfered. All it took was one jealous snitch to get it all confiscated. He made a profit and you got all your stuff taken. I'd have to say that I am pretty sure he won. I didn't think of it first.
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Post by Raskovnik on Oct 18, 2013 6:38:59 GMT -5
My first experience with porn was this nudie mag my friends and I found in an alley. We all wanted to be part-time shareholders of the thing so we would take turns with it and leave it in the "dead drop" zone that was this really big bush in my front yard so whoever wanted it next would go and get it and then when they were done they would return it. Sharing a porn mag turned out to be a horrible idea though because in a move that predates the scene in This is The End by years my friend AJ totally hot glued the magazine and then we just let him keep it to himself, which I'm sure was his goal.
I still remember reading the stories and articles more than I looked at the pictures. There was one story about this girl who was smuggling cocaine in her privates along with another girl and the baggie broke so they started making out for whatever reason and at the time I did not think that was a logical progression of events.
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