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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 19, 2013 16:54:53 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan is then named the King COO of WWE as he becomes the most beloved figure in wrestling history. And that's the story of how Daniel Bryan saved professional wrestling. We'll still be getting threads about how Daniel Bryan is being buried by WWE. And threads by you stating how much you hate Daniel Bryan.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 19, 2013 18:45:44 GMT -5
We'll still be getting threads about how Daniel Bryan is being buried by WWE. And threads by you stating how much you hate Daniel Bryan. And threads by me wishing for Daniel Bryan to shave the beard and unleash his hotness upon the world.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 20, 2013 21:07:49 GMT -5
how the angle SHOULD end:
V/O: D-Bry!
[ dissolve to title card: "D-Bry! in The Flaming Ruby of Taruba." ]
[ dissolve to Cody and Brie about to be crushed by two walls closing in on them ]
[ Triple H holds up the Flaming Ruby of Taruba and gives a maniacal laugh ]
Triple H: At last! The Flaming Ruby of Taruba is mine!
Cody: Looks like that time, Brie..
[ they press their rings together ]
Together: D-Bry!
[ Daniel Bryan suddenly appears, and pushes the walls apart, crumbling them into dust ]
Triple H: Your Indy Darling cannot stop me. [ fires an arrow from a bow at Daniel ]
[ Daniel Bryan swats at the arrow, which riccochets back to Triple H and pins him to a brick wall ]
Daniel Bryan: Someone's hung out to dry!
[ Daniel Bryan uses his magic powers to zap Triple H towards him. Daniel Bryan then rolls Triple H into a ball and proceeds to juggle him ]
Behold, children, my juggling act!
Cody: That's some trick!
[ Daniel Bryan sticks a spear through Triple H and uses him as a mop upon the desert floor ]
Daniel Bryan: Time to clean up your mess, Hunner!
Brie: Wow!
[ Daniel Bryan holds Triple H by the neck, piches his mouth open and holds a bottle of ammonia in front of him ]
Daniel Bryan: Open wide! [ sprays ammonia into Triple H's mouth ]
[ Cody and Brie watch with surprise, but trust Daniel Bryan's instincts. Triple H coughs up blood. ]
Daniel Bryan: Ho ha ha! Look, Mom - no cavities!
Cody: Looks like you got him, D-bry.
[ Daniel Bryan pulls on Triple H's tongue ]
Daniel Bryan: Cat got your tongue?
[ Daniel Bryan slices triple H's elongated tongue in half with his fingernail. Cody and Brie are now horrified. ]
[ Daniel Bryan shoots lasers out of his eyes, which tear the upper flesh off Triple H ]
Daniel Bryan: Give me some skin!
Brie: [ uneasily ] Um.. you sure saved us, D-bry..
Cody: And now it's over..
[ Daniel Bryan use his pwers to create a chainsaw made of smoke, which slices off one of Triple H's legs. Daniel Bryan laughs at this, turns uses his powers to turn the amputaed leg into a drumstick. ]
Daniel Bryan: Who wants the drumstick?
[ Daniel Bryan shoves the drumstick into Triple H's mouth, as the kids and the flying camel look on in expanded horror ]
[ Daniel Bryan now has Triple H tied to a stake in the ground ]
Daniel Bryan: If only Mom could see you!
[ Daniel Bryan zaps a spot on the ground, where Triple H's crying mom appears. Daniel Bryan kicks her in the gut, and she doubles over and pukes. Daniel Bryan zaps the puke, and turns it into a groups of rats, which immediately run over to chew on triple H's mom. ]
Daniel Bryan: Ho ho ho! I smell a rat!
Cody: We gotta go..
[ Daniel Bryan is now chopping Triple H into slices over a picnic tablecloth. Some of Triple H's pieces are already in between slices of bread. ]
Daniel Bryan: You'll miss the picnic!
[ Cody and Brie sigh ]
Daniel Bryan: Soup's on!
[ timeframe cut to Daniel Bryan taking a crap ]
Daniel Bryan: Nature calls!
[ timeframe cut to Daniel Bryan watching a weed grow out of the ground ]
Daniel Bryan: Ho ho ho ho! You're fertilizer now!
[ Daniel Bryan feeds the weed to a cow, then proceeds to punch the cow repeatedly in the face, to the point where the cow takes multiple craps in fear ]
Brie: D-bry! What are you doing?
Daniel Bryan: [ as he continues to mutilate the cow ] Gotta.. please.. my dad.. [ his maniacal laughter quickly turns into sobbing cries ]
Cody: [ stunned ] Wow.
Daniel Bryan: [ still crying and pounding on the scattered cow feces ] Am I good enough yet?!
[ dissolve to still Daniel Bryan full shot ]
Justin Roberts: Tune in next week for.. D-bry!
[ fade to credits ]
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