*Hamala’s theme plays:
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Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 310 pounds, from The Islamic Republic Of Iran: JAN HAMALA.*Jan storms out wearing the Iranian flag draped over his body. He has on his signature brown ancient warrior attire with black Umaga style socks on his feet. He stands on the ramp, almost meditating as he goes into the fighting stance used by many ancient Middle Eastern armies before slapping himself in the face, slapping his chest and storming down to the ring, ignoring all of the booing fans and hopping straight up to the ring on one leap as he enters the ring, he takes the Iranian flag off his person, rests it down in front of him, gets down onto both knees and starts to pray before springing back up and letting out a savage scream.
Tim Hoss: Well, this should be slobberknocker. Jesse King: Yeah, we finally get to see Michael Rose without that Lone Ranger get-up. TH: And, we’ll get to see him get some revenge over Jan Hamala for attacking him even though Rose came to his aid after Hamala was being double-teamed by “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs and Sorrow.JK: Speaking of Riggs, I wouldn’t be shocked he reared his unfunny head, hoss.TH: For once, I agree… On both counts!Michael Muffer: And, his opponent…*Michael Rose’s theme plays:
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Michael Muffer: Coming down the aisle with Kerri Thompson, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE. *Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing red short wrestling trunks, red elbow and knee pads, and red boots, all with a rose on them. Kerri is wearing her regular non-wrestling attire and has her arm wrapped around Michael’s. And, Rose is holding a rose bouquet. He sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd. They eventually make it to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then hands the bouquet to Kerri, and she exits the ring.*
JK: Man, I’ve been looking forward to this match, Hoss.TH: How so?JK: I wanna see just how fair Rose and Thompson will play with Jan Hamala. I mean, if they’re willing to trick Bobby Riggs, then who knows what they will do? TH: Well, it will certainly be interesting to see how this match turns out, especially since Hamala has to wrestle twice tonight. JK: He likes a challenge, and this should be up his alley.*The bell rings, and Rose and Hamala circle one another, looking for the right moment to hook up. They’re sizing each other up. After a few seconds, they finally tie up. However, Hamala soon overpowers Rose and pushes him down to the mat. Rose shakes his head and simply gets up, ready to go again. They circle each other once more and then tie up. But, Hamala pushes Rose down again. Rose gets up again. Now, he seems a little hesitant. Hamala dares him to tie up again. After a few seconds, he does. Only, it’s the same story, Hamala pushes Rose down again. Rose looks pissed now. He gets up again and quickly ties up with Hamala again. Hamala goes to push him down again, but suddenly, Rose surprises him by not letting go of his arm. He quickly manages wrap around Hamala and push him down to the mat, holding onto Hamala’s arm with a Fujiwara armbar.*
TH: Bah gawd! Fujiwara armbar out of nowhere! JK: I’m impressed myself, Gorilla. It looked like Hamala was just gonna push Rose around again.TH: I guess we shouldn’t underestimate Rose. JK: It’s Hamala who shouldn’t be underestimating. *Rose as the hold locked on tight. But, Hamala struggles to get out of it. He starts pushing himself and Rose off the mat. Rose tries to push him back down, but Hamala is too strong for him. After a minute or two, he has finally gotten onto his feet. However, Rose rolls the move over into a hammerlock. But, Hamala manages to roll out of it and behind Rose. He then picks up Rose for a belly-to-back suplex. But, Rose suddenly counters it into a backcracker. The crowd gasps at the move!*
TH: Bah gawd! The Rose Thorn out of nowhere! JK: I hate to say it, but that was also impressive. This Rose just keeps on surprising me. *Rose gets up. Hamala stays seated on the mat. Rose then rushes to the ropes behind him, charges at Hamala, and hits him with a rolling neck snap. Hamala remains seated. Rose gets up and rushes to the ropes in front of Hamala. He bounces off of them and dropkicks Hamala. He falls to the mat, rolling over. Rose gets up and drops an elbow onto Hamala’s back. Then, he tries for another Fujiwara armbar, but Hamala manages to get out of it, lifts up Rose, and hits him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.*
TH: Belly-to-belly from Hamala. Nice counter to that Fujiwara armbar from Rose. JK: Rose should have known better. Hamala’s too smart to let himself get locked into that move again, Hoss. TH: Well, Rose is new to FAWA and doesn’t really know how our guys wrestle.JK: And, that is gonna cost him. I guarantee it. *Hamala gets up. He grabs Rose, picks him up, and drops him back to the mat with a gutwrench suplex. Rose lands in a seated position. Hamala then locks Rose into a dragon sleeper, pushing his knee into Rose’s back.*
TH: Dragon sleeper on Rose. Hamala is working over Rose’s neck and back with a well placed knee. JK: Smart move by Hamala. Just keep it up with the submission holds and he can wear down Rose and wins this easily. *Hamala has the move locked on tight. Rose struggles to get out of it. He gets his hands onto Hamala’s chin and pushes up. Hamala tries to push Rose’s arms away with his free hand, but Rose is able to use this bit of distraction to push himself off of Hamala’s knee. He lifts himself and Hamala up. However, Hamala wrenches on Rose’s neck. It looks like he’s gonna bring Rose back down. Luckily for Rose, he’s near the turnbuckles. He runs up them and flips over onto Hamala’s shoulders. He tries to drop Hamala to the mat with a reverse DDT, but Hamala manages to hold onto Rose. Hamala quickly throws Rose over the top rope, but Rose manages to land on the apron feet first. Hamala grabs Rose and spins him around, but Rose surprises him with an elbow smash. Hamala staggers back as Rose climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He then jumps off with a corkscrew moonsault, landing of Hamala. He holds him for a pin.*
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*Hamala kicks out.*
TH: Corkscrew moonsault from Michael Rose. But, it’s not enough to keep the big guy down.JK: It’s gonna take a lot more than that to keep Hamala down. TH: Well then, we’ll see if Rose has enough to do that. *Rose gets up and picks up Hamala. Out of nowhere, Hamala drops Rose to the mat with a Complete Shot. Then, Hamala locks on a Kimura lock.*
TH: Bah gawd! Kimura lock out of nowhere! JK: Well, this could be over quickly, Hoss! TH: Let’s not count Rose out just yet. JK: You can do that, Hoss. As far as I’m concerned, this match is over. *Hamala has the move locked on tight. Rose tries to reach the rope. But, it’s just out of his grasp. The ref gets down and asks Rose if he wants to give up. He says, “No!” of course. As this goes on, Kerri makes her way to the bottom rope. She sneaks over so that the ref won’t see what she’s about to do. She then craftily grabs the rope and pushes it closer to Rose. Rose reaches out to grab it, swiping it with his fingers a few times. Suddenly, the ref sees what Kerri is doing and kicks the rope. She lets go of it and feigns innocence.*
JK: I don’t believe this, Hoss! That Kerri Thompson was trying to help her man cheat! TH: Well, that is her job! JK: So, what!? That’s not fair to Hamala. TH: Well, I’m sure his manager would have done the same. That is, if he had one. *As the ref argues with Kerri, Hamala yells at him to get back to the match. And, Rose takes advantage of the distraction by biting him on the left side of his torso. He clamps down tight, and Hamala screams out in pain. He keeps a hold of the Kimura lock, however. But, Rose bites harder. Eventually, Hamala can’t take this nor the ref being distracted by Kerri any more. He lets go of the hold, gets up, and gets into the referee’s face, yelling at him.*
JK: Now Rose is biting him! I don’t believe this, Gorilla! The Comedian was completely right about these two! TH: Well, Rose had to get out of that hold anyway that he could. JK: Oh, quit making excuses for these two! I can’t believe this is happening. TH: Neither can Hamala. He just let go of the Kimura lock! JK: Dammit! Rose and Thompson have completely screwed Hamala, Hoss! TH: Hamala agrees! He is giving the referee an earful! JK: And, he deserves it for letting these shenanigans from Rose and Thompson go on!*Hamala keeps yelling at the ref, but the ref tries to calm him down. Hamala is having none of it. Of course, this is just gonna cost him as Rose sneaks up behind him. He charges at Hamala, pushing him into the ropes. The ref moves out of the way. Hamala hits the ropes and bounces off of them. Rose rolls him up for a pin.*
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*Hamala rolls Rose over into a pin of his own.*
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*Rose rolls Hamala back over into a pin.*
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*Hamala pushes Rose off of him and rolls over onto his feet. Rose flies into the ropes and bounces off of them. Hamala grabs Rose and hits him with a tiger suplex. He holds it for a pin.*
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*Rose kicks out.*
TH: Tiger suplex! He has Rose… No wait! I don’t believe it! Rose kicks out!JK: Hamala pullin’ out the big guns! And, I don’t blame him! If this Rose is gonna cheat, then Hamala needs to not allow him the opportunity to do so. He needs to finish Rose off quickly. TH: For once, I agree. JK: Alert the press.*Hamala and Rose get up. Hamala suddenly surprises Rose with a dropkick. They both get up again, and this time Hamala hits Rose with an STO and then locks on a judo choke hold, wrapping his arm around Rose’s neck and right arm.*
TH: STO from Hamala! And now, he has a choke hold locked on Rose! JK: Smart move on Hamala! Use his weight and strength advantage to just knock Rose out. *Hamala has the move locked on tight, but Rose struggles to get out of it. He tries to hit Hamala with a few elbows to his back to get him to let go. But, they don’t have much of an effect on Hamala. He then lifts up a little and puts his right knee onto Rose’s gut to really squeeze the air out of Rose.*
JK: Look at Hamala. He is now wrestling smart. He just puts that knee into Rose’s gut to really push the air out of him. TH: As long as he keeps it on Rose’s abdominal region, then Hamala should have this match wrapped up. *Kerri cheers on her boyfriend, slapping the apron in hopes that might somehow wake it him. But, it appears that Rose is fading. He keeps struggling in the hold. Then, he makes one last ditch effort: he grabs Hamala by his hair and pulls it back. This surprises Hamala and causes him to release his grip a bit. This gives Rose some air and allows him to fling Hamala onto the mat. He rolls over on top of Hamala, who still hasn’t released the hold. Rose tries to break the hold with some more elbows and a few punches to the gut. However, Hamala is unaffected and lifts himself off the mat. He then suplexes Rose, releasing the choke hold himself. Both men get up, but Rose gets the worse of it when Hamala surprises him with a spinning heel kick.*
TH: Just when it looked like Rose had escaped, Jan Hamala takes him back down with a spinning heel kick. JK: That was smart on Hamala’s part, Hoss. He knew that Rose wasn’t going down, so he let Rose out of the hold himself in order to take him down again. I have been very impressed with Hamala. He’s wrestling this match intelligently. And, if he keeps it up, he’ll win this easily.TH: Yeah, but Rose has shown himself capable of doing whatever it takes to win this match. JK: Well, something has to give, and right now, it looks like Hamala is gonna take the winner’s purse, Gorilla. *Hamala picks up Rose and hits him with a pendulum backbreaker. He holds Rose on his knee for a submission. Rose struggles to get out. Kerri cheers him on. Hamala yells at her to shut up. Kerri yells back. They get into a bit of a shouting match, which works in Rose’s favor. He manages to get a leg free from under Hamala’s arm and swings it upside Hamala’s head. This dazes Hamala but doesn’t keep him from letting go of the hold. So, he kicks him again. And again. And again. After the forth kick, Hamala lets go of the hold, dropping Rose to the mat.*
TH: Amazingly, Rose gets out of Hamala’s backbreaker. JK: There’s nothing amazing about it, Hoss. Rose has weaseled his way out of another hold thanks to his girlfriend. If I was the ref, I’d ban her from ringside. *Both men get up. Rose tries to punch Hamala, but he ducks. Rose swings around, and Hamala grabs Rose for a German suplex. He lifts Rose up, but Rose escapes, rolling over and landing on his feet. Rose then jumps onto Hamala’s back for a sleeper hold. He tries to lock it on, but Hamala fights it off. He suddenly rams Rose back first into a corner. This aborts Rose’s sleeper hold attempt. Hamala moves away from Rose and then whips him across the ring into the opposite corner. Hamala charges at Rose, but Rose gets a boot up. Hamala is unable to stop himself and runs right into it. He staggers back, and Rose suddenly charges at him, hitting Hamala with a Running STO.*
TH: The Red Rose from Michael Rose out of nowhere! Looks like business may be picking up! JK: Don’t count Hamala out yet. He could still pull out some move and put a stop to Rose’s momentum. *Rose gets up and picks up Hamala. However, Hamala surprises him with a flapjack. Hamala rolls over and picks up Rose. He tries for a suplex, but Rose blocks it. Hamala tries again, but Rose blocks it again. Then, he rams his knee into Rose’s gut. This time, he hits the suplex. Hamala gets up and picks up Rose again. He gives Rose a swift kick in the gut, doubling him over. Then, Hamala goes for a powerbomb. However, Rose starts punching Hamala in the head. After several good shots, he manages to knock Hamala down to the mat. Rose then grabs Hamala’s legs for a pin.*
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*Hamala kicks out.*
TH: Nice counter from Michael Rose. JK: Hamala needs to regroup. Rose is starting to gain momentum. TH: And, with that, he could steal this one. JK: Exactly. *Both men get up. Rose swings around, trying to hit Hamala with a roundhouse kick. But, Hamala ducks, gets under Rose’s legs, and lifts him up onto his shoulders. However, Rose rolls forward, trapping Hamala in a victory roll. He holds Hamala for a pin.*
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*Hamala rolls over, putting Rose into a pin of his own.*
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*Rose rolls Hamala back over into a pin.*
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*Hamala rolls back over. However, he doesn’t put Rose into a pin. Instead, he grabs Rose’s legs and pulls him up. He then grabs Rose by the abdomen. He lifts Rose up, but Rose wraps his legs around Hamala’s knee and then rolls forward, sending Hamala to the mat for another pin.*
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*Hamala kicks out. Both men get up. Rose charges at Hamala, but Hamala goes for a clothesline. Rose ducks. Hamala turns around and tries to grab Rose, but he gets away, charging at the turnbuckle. He jumps up onto the turnbuckle and then jumps off with a corkscrew moonsault. He lands on Hamala, sending him to the mat and hold his legs for another pin.*
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*Hamala kicks out. The crowd then applauds what they’ve just seen.*
TH: Bah gawd! The crowd is electric for this slobber knocker. They’re cheering all the way from the rafters. JK: I hate to say it, but Rose look very impressive during those attempts to put Hamala away. But, he couldn’t get the job done, Hoss. *Rose gets up and picks up Hamala. Hamala surprises Rose with a knee lift to his gut. Hamala then goes for another suplex attempt. But, Rose blocks it again. Hamala tries again, but again Rose blocks it. Then, Hamala gets another shot with his knee into Rose’s gut. He finally lifts Rose up in a suplex, but Rose struggles and manages to slip out of it, landing behind Hamala. Then, he grabs Hamala from behind, picks him up, and hits him with belly-to-back suplex into an elbow drop to Hamala’s stomach. He hooks Hamala’s leg for another pin.*
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*Hamala kicks out.*
TH: Now Michael Rose gives Hamala the Purple Rose, but it’s not enough to put the big man away. JK: Rose needs to keep up the onslaught if he wants to put away Hamala. TH: You got that right. Hamala has proven to be one tough nut to crack. *Rose gets up and picks up Hamala. However, Hamala surprises Rose with flapjack, dropping him onto the top rope. Rose is dazed but not out of it. However, Hamala is able to take advantage by hitting Rose with a clothesline, sending him over the ropes and to the outside. Hamala moves onto the apron and jumps off with a forearm shot to Rose’s back.*
TH: Looks like business is about to pick up as the action spills over to the outside. JK: I don’t know who has the advantage here. Hamala can do a lot of damage throwing Rose around. But, Rose’s girlfriend can easily get into the action and distract Hamala. It’s happened before. And, I wouldn’t put it past her to try it again.*Kerri does move over to cheer her boyfriend on, but Hamala sees her and shoots her a warning look. He then picks up Rose and shoves him back first into the steel post. Hamala grabs Rose, looks at Kerri, and says to her “Watch this.” He then whips Rose from the post, but Rose surprises him by countering the whip and throwing Hamala into the steel steps. He hits them with a loud crash. The crowd cheers, and Kerri laughs at the whole scene.*
JK: I knew it! I knew this would happen! They have done it again! TH: Well, Hamala did sort of bring that on himself. JK: How can you say that, Hoss!? TH: If he had kept his attention on Rose, then he might not have gotten thrown into the steps. JK: You don’t know that. TH: True, but the evidence suggests otherwise. *Rose walks over to Hamala and pulls him up. He then shoves Hamala back first into the apron. Rose grabs Hamala and shoves him back into the apron again. Then, he pushes Hamala back into the ring. Hamala rolls over onto his stomach. Rose climbs up onto the apron and slingshots himself over the top rope, landing on Hamala with an elbow drop. Rose then grabs Hamala’s arms and rolls over, locking Hamala into a Cattle Mutilation.*
TH: Scent Of A Rose! This could be all over! JK: Rose may have this in the bag, but Hamala is strong enough get out of it. *Rose has the move locked on tight. But, Hamala struggles to break free. He certainly has the strength to break Rose’s grip, but Rose won’t let go. Hamala keeps on trying to break free. He struggles to break it while Rose struggles to keep it held. Eventually, Hamala manages to get the palms of his hands onto the mat. Rose still hasn’t let go of the hold though. Nevertheless, Hamala pushes himself and Rose up off the mat. Rose can’t do anything about it without breaking the hold. Suddenly, Hamala lifts Rose up into the air. Then, he drops him face first onto the mat, breaking the hold. The crowd is stunned that Hamala has broken the hold.*
TH: I don’t believe it! Jan Hamala somehow got out of The Scent Of A Rose. JK: Amazing! Simply amazing! If he can do that, then Hamala definitely has this match won. *Hamala gets up. Rose tries to get up, but Hamala drops him back to the mat with a double axe handle to Rose’s back. He stomps on Rose several times. Then, he walks over to the ropes, exits onto the apron, climbs up onto the top turnbuckle, and jumps off, landing on Rose’s back with a diving splash. Hamala gets up and jumps down onto Rose with seated senton. Then, he locks Rose into a Camel Clutch.*
TH: The Camel Clutch! This one could be over! JK: What do you know!? All of Rose and Thompson’s underhanded tactics didn’t pay off! *Hamala has the hold locked on tight. Rose screams out in pain. The ref gets down into Rose’s face to see if he wants to submit. He refuses. Kerri cheers on her man, but it appears to be over. Or is it!? Suddenly, the crowd is stirring. They are starting to boo. But, not at Hamala. The boos are being directed at the entrance way. But why?*
JK: It’s all over. Rose should just submit! TH: Hold on a second. The crowd is stirring for some reason. JK: What’s going on, Hoss? TH: It appears someone is coming down to the ring. JK: Who?TH: Wait a minute! Is that? JK: It is! TH: The Comedian!? *Yes, “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs is walking down to the ring. He’s in his street clothes and has his signature rubber chicken and that Cheshire Cat grin on his face. He has evil intentions, of course. He makes his was to the ring but is intercepted by Kerri Thompson. She gets into his face, and they start to argue. The referee hears this and turns his attention to the scene. He starts yelling at Riggs, who’s now in a shouting match with two people.*
TH: Kerri Thompson having some words with Bobby Riggs. JK: And now, the ref’s getting involved. Hamala ain’t gonna like that! TH: You can say that again! But, why is Riggs here? JK: Well, he doesn’t like either man, and he’s interfered in matches before.*Hamala still has the Camel Clutch locked on Rose, but he’s also seeing the ref being distracted again. And, he doesn’t like it. He yells at the ref to get back to the match. But, the ref is still dealing Riggs and Thompson. After a while, Hamala reaches his breaking point. He lets go of the hold and rushes out of the ring. He then gets in between The Comedian and Kerri and pushes Kerri away. The Comedian laughs at this, but not for long. Hamala turns around and punches Riggs to the delight of the crowd, sending him to the floor.*
TH: Jan Hamala taking matters into his own hands! JK: I don’t blame him! This ref is terrible! The things he’s allowed to go down in this match! Just deplorable! *Hamala picks up Riggs and whips him into the steel post. He hits it hard and falls to the floor again, dropping his chicken. Hamala walks over and grabs the chicken. Riggs gets up, only to get knocked back down to the floor when Hamala hits him with his own weapon. Hamala then wraps the chicken around Riggs’s throat, choking him with it. He pulls Riggs up and rushes him to the steel guardrail. He lets go of Riggs, and Riggs goes flying back first into the rail.*
TH: It looks like Hamala has taken care of The Comedian. JK: Well, that was for naught. *Hamala reenters the ring. He gives the ref some lip about getting distracted. Then, he goes back to Rose, ready to lock him into the Camel Clutch again. But, suddenly, Rose jumps up and lifts Hamala onto his shoulders. Then, he hits Hamala with a Go To Sleep. The crowd cheers loudly. Hamala goes flying back into the ropes, getting tied up in the process. Rose falls back to the mat.*
TH: Bah gawd! Kiss From A Rose! JK: I don’t believe it! How did he hit that!? TH: Rose sent Hamala flying into the ropes! He’s tied up! JK: If that hadn’t happened, Rose may have just stolen one! *Hamala struggles to get free from the ropes. The ref helps him. Meanwhile, Rose gets up. He shakes his head, trying to get his bearings back. He sees Hamala tied up in the ropes and takes advantage by rushing over and punching Hamala in the head a few times.*
JK: I don’t believe this! Rose just pounces on the prone Hamala like a viper! TH: I have to agree. He could at least help him before he starts punching him. *Rose keeps on punching Hamala. But then, the ref gets between them and pulls Rose off of him. He admonishes Rose for attacking Hamala like that, but Rose defends himself, saying he’s doing what it takes to win the match. He then brushes the ref aside and goes back to Hamala. However, Hamala swings his leg up, connecting with Rose’s head. Rose falls back and bumps heads with the ref. They both go down.*
JK: Finally! The ref is doing something right! TH: And, he gives Rose some lip for what he did. JK: And, Rose just doesn’t care. He’s going right back… WHOA! TH: Big boot from Hamala! And, Rose and the ref bumped heads, badly! *Hamala then gets himself free. He walks over to Rose, picks him up, and hits him with a pendulum backbreaker. He pushes Rose off of his knee, rolls him over, and locks him back into the Camel Clutch.*
TH: Hamala goes back to the Camel Clutch! But, the ref is down! JK: That doesn’t matter, Hoss. He can keep that locked on as long as he wants. The longer the ref is down, the more damage it does to Rose. And, when he finally recovers, Rose will be begging to quit or will have passed out! This match is over. Jan Hamala has won. They may as well ring the bell. *As Hamala has Rose trapped in the Camel Clutch, Kerri watches on. She cheers on Rose, slapping the apron and pleading with him to break out of it. Suddenly, Kerri is pulled back hard and rammed back first into the guardrail! The Comedian has recovered and taken out Kerri. He grabs his chicken and sneaks into the ring. Then, he charges at Hamala and blasts him in the back of the head with the chicken. The crowd boos loudly. Hamala falls to the mat, letting go of the hold.*
TH: Dammit! Not like this! JK: Despicable! The Comedian has taken out Hamala again! TH: And, the ref is down. There’s nothing to be done! *Riggs picks up Hamala and then hits him with a cradle piledriver. The boos continue.*
TH: And now, The Comedian hits Hamala with the Laugh Riot.JK: This is just terrible! TH: What I don’t get is why Riggs would help Rose? JK: Well, for one, he and Hamala aren’t friends. Two, he probably came out to attack Rose but decided to go after Hamala after he got ambushed. And, finally, he’s crazy. *Riggs then walks over to Rose and picks him up. He tries to shove Rose onto Hamala, but Rose refuses. Riggs looks at him like he’s crazy and tells him to pin Hamala. But, he refuses. They argue for a bit, but then Riggs gets tired of it and blasts Rose in the groin with his boot. Rose falls to his knees, and Riggs throws him onto Hamala.*
TH: And, now Riggs is going to help Rose steal this match. JK: Well, this is just great! TH: You can… wait a minute! He’s refusing! Rose refuses! JK: Well, look at that! He finally did something right. TH: Rose won’t take the easy win. Bah gawd! But to the groinal area. And, he just throws Rose onto Hamala! JK: Looks like Riggs won’t take for an answer. *Riggs then grabs the ref and slaps him a few times to wake him up. He then exits the ring and runs away from ringside. The ref collects himself and sees Rose on top of Hamala. He makes the pin.*
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*Rose gets up. He deliberately breaks up the pin. The ref looks confuse and confronts Rose about it.*
TH: I don’t believe this! Rose is going to steal this! No wait! He’s not! He broke up the pin! JK: I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but good for him. *The ref is still confused, but Rose explains what happened. Suddenly, Rose is pulled down to the mat in a school boy pin from Hamala. The ref makes the count.*
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TH: Wait a minute! What just happened! JK: Hamala did it! He won! TH: I’m shocked! Hamala has just stolen this match himself! JK: Why are you shocked!? TH: Because Rose was about to get the easy win but took the high road. And now, Hamala takes advantage of Rose being distracted by doing the right thing. JK: Wait a minute, Hoss! Haven’t you been watching this match!? Rose has been using every dirty trick to win this match! Hamala decides to fight fire with fire, and he’s the bad guy!? Turnabout is fair play! Rose got what he deserved! *Hamala exits the ring, celebrating his victory. Kerri enters the ring, holding her back. Rose is shock by what has happened. He looks pissed. Kerri tries to comfort him, but it’s not working.*
TH: Rose is upset! Not that I blame him! JK: He got what he deserved! TH: Well, after this, it looks like The Comedian is gonna get what he deserves! And, hopefully soon!*Suddenly, Jack Jupiter rushes into the ring from the crowd. He grabs Rose from behind and knees him in the gut, before hoisting him up and planting him with a spinning sitout piledriver. Rose is out like a light on the mat. Kerri suddenly realizes what has happened and tries to slap Jupiter, but he grabs Kerri and plants a big kiss on her. She falls to the mat, looking disgusted by what Jupiter has done. Jack breaks out into laughter and begins flexing and posing to the crowd's utter confusion.*
TH: Jack Jupiter! What is he doing? JK: Attacking Rose, that’s what. TH: That’s not all he’s doing. JK: Oh my! Looks like Rose is going to be pissed when he wakes up.