FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 24, 2013 10:59:41 GMT -5
Granted, TNA buys WWE and changes it to Impact TV, building the entire show around three hours of non-stop Eva Marie. I wish AJ Styles would sign with NXT and have a six-month angle with William Regal. Granted - the angle is that AJ Styles is now "Shoeshine Boy", and shines Regal's shoes during tapings. He is released after 6 months. I wish that Yoshi Tatsu would win a WWE title. Granted, but he becomes Divas Champion after he has a sex change. I wish The Hardy Boys didn't screw up their careers.
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 24, 2013 12:10:37 GMT -5
Granted, TNA buys WWE and changes it to Impact TV, building the entire show around three hours of non-stop Eva Marie. I wish AJ Styles would sign with NXT and have a six-month angle with William Regal. Granted - the angle is that AJ Styles is now "Shoeshine Boy", and shines Regal's shoes during tapings. He is released after 6 months. I wish that Yoshi Tatsu would win a WWE title. Granted. Yoshi Tatsu is fired by WWE, goes to New Japan, and wins the long-dormant WWF Martial Arts Championship that was basically exclusive to them.. I wish The Hardy Boys didn't screw up their careers. Granted. Shaun Cassidy and Parker Stevenson are still major forces in Hollywood and regulars throughout stage, screen, and television. Matt and Jeff, though? They're still f***ups. I wish WWE would pay more attention to the matches and make them mean something.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 24, 2013 16:41:38 GMT -5
Granted - the angle is that AJ Styles is now "Shoeshine Boy", and shines Regal's shoes during tapings. He is released after 6 months. I wish that Yoshi Tatsu would win a WWE title. Granted. Yoshi Tatsu is fired by WWE, goes to New Japan, and wins the long-dormant WWF Martial Arts Championship that was basically exclusive to them.. I wish The Hardy Boys didn't screw up their careers. Granted. Shaun Cassidy and Parker Stevenson are still major forces in Hollywood and regulars throughout stage, screen, and television. Matt and Jeff, though? They're still f***ups. I wish WWE would pay more attention to the matches and make them mean something. Granted. Now, all WWE matches feature 20% more Santino. I wish WWE made a DVD about the Anoa'i family.
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Post by RI Richmark on Dec 24, 2013 17:41:11 GMT -5
Granted, but Afa & Sika still refuse to break character and continue to act like jungle savages.
I wish for John Cena vs Bruno Sammartino in Epic Rap Battles of History.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 24, 2013 18:21:40 GMT -5
Granted, but Afa & Sika still refuse to break character and continue to act like jungle savages. I wish for John Cena vs Bruno Sammartino in Epic Rap Battles of History. Granted. John Cena raps about Abraham Lincoln, while Bruno eloquently raps about the historic event that got him to be a wrestling fan--the time he bought a ticket to see David vs. Goliath back in the old country. Sure, it was over too quick, but it amazed him as a child.
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Post by saintpat on Dec 24, 2013 18:32:38 GMT -5
I wish Amazing Kitsune had made a wish so this thread could continue.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 24, 2013 19:54:28 GMT -5
I wish Amazing Kitsune had made a wish so this thread could continue. Granted. He wished for me to be the next person to corrupt a wish. I wish that Abraham Washington would go back to WWE and use his president gimmick.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 24, 2013 20:23:34 GMT -5
I wish Amazing Kitsune had made a wish so this thread could continue. Granted. He wished for me to be the next person to corrupt a wish. I wish that Abraham Washington would go back to WWE and use his president gimmick. Granted but his "President gimmick" now consists of him impersonating former president Millard Fillmore. I wish Kaval got a better opportunity in the WWE than what he did.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 24, 2013 20:26:07 GMT -5
Granted. He wished for me to be the next person to corrupt a wish. I wish that Abraham Washington would go back to WWE and use his president gimmick. Granted but his "President gimmick" now consists of him impersonating former president Millard Fillmore. I wish Kaval got a better opportunity in the WWE than what he did. Granted. He got to participate in the Royal Rumble, eliminated in half a second and breaking Santino's un-longevity record. And who eliminated him? Santino himself! I wish that Baron Corbin would use an actual baron gimmick.
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 24, 2013 22:01:20 GMT -5
Granted but his "President gimmick" now consists of him impersonating former president Millard Fillmore. I wish Kaval got a better opportunity in the WWE than what he did. Granted. He got to participate in the Royal Rumble, eliminated in half a second and breaking Santino's un-longevity record. And who eliminated him? Santino himself! I wish that Baron Corbin would use an actual baron gimmick. Granted. He plays Michael Jordan during his baseball era, still coming to the ring dressed like Jordan in the modern era. I wish that WWE didn't use part-timers for PPVs.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 24, 2013 22:33:13 GMT -5
Granted. He got to participate in the Royal Rumble, eliminated in half a second and breaking Santino's un-longevity record. And who eliminated him? Santino himself! I wish that Baron Corbin would use an actual baron gimmick. Granted. He plays Michael Jordan during his baseball era, still coming to the ring dressed like Jordan in the modern era. I wish that WWE didn't use part-timers for PPVs. Granted. Instead, WWE starts to shove the Sinister Six (Cena/Orton/Sheamus/Ryback/Big Show/Del Rio) down our throats more. I wish that WWE would replace the Sinister Six with a Superior Six (Punk/Bryan/Ziggler/Ambrose/Rollins/Cesaro).
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Post by saintpat on Dec 25, 2013 21:33:24 GMT -5
Granted. He plays Michael Jordan during his baseball era, still coming to the ring dressed like Jordan in the modern era. I wish that WWE didn't use part-timers for PPVs. Granted. Instead, WWE starts to shove the Sinister Six (Cena/Orton/Sheamus/Ryback/Big Show/Del Rio) down our throats more. I wish that WWE would replace the Sinister Six with a Superior Six (Punk/Bryan/Ziggler/Ambrose/Rollins/Cesaro). Granted, they replace them as the cast of a WWE Network reality show, which changes its name from "Sinister Six House" to "Superior Six House." The theme of the show is a running argument over Ziggler cooking bacon for breakfast every morning and Bryan asking for a vegan menu. I wish the Shield would stay together for another year.
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 25, 2013 22:02:26 GMT -5
Granted. Instead, WWE starts to shove the Sinister Six (Cena/Orton/Sheamus/Ryback/Big Show/Del Rio) down our throats more. I wish that WWE would replace the Sinister Six with a Superior Six (Punk/Bryan/Ziggler/Ambrose/Rollins/Cesaro). Granted, they replace them as the cast of a WWE Network reality show, which changes its name from "Sinister Six House" to "Superior Six House." The theme of the show is a running argument over Ziggler cooking bacon for breakfast every morning and Bryan asking for a vegan menu. I wish the Shield would stay together for another year. Granted- but the extra year makes The Shield drag on longer, fall apart naturally, and all three men's careers are worse off for it because they didn't "leave them wanting more". I wish that the brand split was reinstated.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 25, 2013 22:43:45 GMT -5
Granted, they replace them as the cast of a WWE Network reality show, which changes its name from "Sinister Six House" to "Superior Six House." The theme of the show is a running argument over Ziggler cooking bacon for breakfast every morning and Bryan asking for a vegan menu. I wish the Shield would stay together for another year. Granted- but the extra year makes The Shield drag on longer, fall apart naturally, and all three men's careers are worse off for it because they didn't "leave them wanting more". I wish that the brand split was reinstated. Granted but neither show is in English. Raw is in Mandarin Chinese and Smackdown is in Russian. I wish the WWE would stop hiring writers from Hollywood to write their shows.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 25, 2013 22:48:01 GMT -5
Granted- but the extra year makes The Shield drag on longer, fall apart naturally, and all three men's careers are worse off for it because they didn't "leave them wanting more". I wish that the brand split was reinstated. Granted but neither show is in English. Raw is in Mandarin Chinese and Smackdown is in Russian. I wish the WWE would stop hiring writers from Hollywood to write their shows. Granted, WWE hires only ex TNA and WCW writers instead I wish The Godfather would come back
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Dec 25, 2013 23:19:56 GMT -5
Granted but neither show is in English. Raw is in Mandarin Chinese and Smackdown is in Russian. I wish the WWE would stop hiring writers from Hollywood to write their shows. Granted, WWE hires only ex TNA and WCW writers instead I wish The Godfather would come back Granted. But it's actually Al Pacino and when he's forced to do a skit with Hornswoggle, falls to his knees and gives us the scream from Godfather 3.
I wish Ultimo Dragon had a better run in the WWE.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 25, 2013 23:45:52 GMT -5
Granted, WWE hires only ex TNA and WCW writers instead I wish The Godfather would come back Granted. But it's actually Al Pacino and when he's forced to do a skit with Hornswoggle, falls to his knees and gives us the scream from Godfather 3.
I wish Ultimo Dragon had a better run in the WWE.Granted, Ultimo Dragon is given a comedy gimmick of tripping over his own cape. I wish that Ryback would be pushed the way Mark Henry was in 2011.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 26, 2013 9:42:42 GMT -5
Granted. But it's actually Al Pacino and when he's forced to do a skit with Hornswoggle, falls to his knees and gives us the scream from Godfather 3.
I wish Ultimo Dragon had a better run in the WWE. Granted, Ultimo Dragon is given a comedy gimmick of tripping over his own cape. I wish that Ryback would be pushed the way Mark Henry was in 2011. Granted but he doesn't get over and he ends up feuding with Santino. I wish Natalya gets a run as Diva's Champion.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 26, 2013 13:22:59 GMT -5
Granted, Ultimo Dragon is given a comedy gimmick of tripping over his own cape. I wish that Ryback would be pushed the way Mark Henry was in 2011. Granted but he doesn't get over and he ends up feuding with Santino. I wish Natalya gets a run as Diva's Champion. Granted, but it's with her farting gimmick. I wish that Mark Jindrak appeared in the Royal Rumble.
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Post by RI Richmark on Dec 27, 2013 3:37:17 GMT -5
Granted, but he's not a participant. He just got drunk and ran in from the crowd. The 10 guys in the ring beat the living snot out of him.
I wish the WWE ran a "Christmas Carol" angle where Triple H changes his ways after being visited by the ghosts of WWE Past, Present & Future.
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