Pipebombs for All!!!!

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If Zack started a promo like that, I want Triple H or whatever authority figure to pull a Russo insider shoot and, instead of Sid and scissors, talk about Zack, Bill Demott, and Donuts.

"Oh hey Zack! How's it going? We should really hang out sometime and get some coffee and donuts with Bill Demott and talk about what other demeaning stuff your average skilled self will do for a contract."

Though I do like Zack, lol. I just want to see evil insider Triple H.

[mrbananagrabber]

Ryder can barely string a sentence together and make it sound even slightly convincing. Him trying to say all that would be pretty damn hilarious.

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Hello, my name's Wade, and I have been working here for several years.

They wasted my potential, my unit, my best friends, and my Justin Gabriel, for what? So they can ruin Ryback's career with a crooked ref? What is this, Manchester United?

In 6 days I was set to make a comment on a literal pedestal up by the announce table, the place where a Cole Mine may have once rested, which is now the resting place of my hopes and dreams.

That comment was to be about you, Mr McMahon, you and your questionable physique. You run your games and you mock colon cancer, and you forced my father Mr Regal to kiss your arse. You're a monster, a sick deluded man who thinks he's Irish. You force Sheamus to jig for you. He cries himself to sleep every night because of you. Which I don't mind, I hate Sheamus, Drew McIntyre's the real superstar from the UK.

I'm not sure where you are Drew, or if you've been on the show lately, but I will give a concentrated nod towards the hard camera and hope that Tiffany hasn't found your hotel.

As with all my deals & mic time with WWE this will end up being weak and ending with a whimper, so as I stand here with the WWE Universe looking on, confused, knowing people will not remember me as a Cena breaking leader, but as a man who had to save Dolph Ziggler from Big Show's power toss, broke his arm due to it, and was given nothing in return.

Thank you.

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I'm sorry, but during that Hulk Hogan promo, I was picturing Uncle Si with all the "jacks". Throw in a couple of references to beavers and Vietnam and you got the final episode of DD.

[RIHT]

Dec 19, 2013 9:50:34 GMT -5 Bad Moon said:

I want Santino to do a shoot promo, but keep the accent on the entire time.

"John Chena, I don't a hate you. I hate the ideas that you're the best, because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in all the worlds. I'm the best on the microphones, in the rings, nobody can do the touches to me. I keep a grabbing the brass imagine rings, but they are a just that: imagine. On the July 17, after I a leave the Money in the Banks with the Double-Double E Championship, I am splittin' like the banana, like the Beast Lesnar. Hey Kozlov!"







And so on and so on.

[shaker]

Alberto Del Rio comes out on stage after the main event:

"Listen up all your perros gringoes perros gringoes *tck* *kch* PER-ROS GRINGOES FATAL ERROR *chk* *tk* ---"

Then sparks shoot out of his face. Guess what? He was a robot the whole time. And they accidentally set him on "Be boring" instead of "Be entertaining".

[BorneAgain]

Fandango comes out without his accent, reiterates his name as Johnny Curtis and cuts a scathing promo about how WWE tried to change him and take away his right to be creepy. He then burns his Fandango jacket, puts on his leather coat, wipes lotion on himself and states that from now on he and the company are about to get weird.

[The Beast Disincarnate]

Dec 19, 2013 10:19:52 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Dec 19, 2013 10:16:57 GMT -5 @rackzyder said:

Sin Cara Pipebomb would be the bomb.com.

*points*

wouldn't it be more...

*points* *shakes head.* *points!*

More like...

*points* *shakes head* *points* *hurts himself* *points to his knee screaming in pain* *end of shoot*