Post by RadcapRadsley on Dec 23, 2013 20:31:14 GMT -5
Entrants:
20) Austin Aries
24) Daniel Bryan
28) Bret Hart
Eliminations
2) Eddy Guerrero comes into the ring with his low rider and hits the ring when he gets there, He gets in and tries to offer Edge a hand to get back up to his feet, but Edge refuses. Eddie then kicks him while he is down and then turns to crowed to gloat. When he turns around he is met with a spear, and is then tossed out.
3) As soon as John Cena enters the ring he is attacked by an enraged 3MB who were denied entry into the rumble. McIntyre hits Cena with a future shock DDT and then Mahal and Slater tune their guitars on Cena's face and throw him over the top rope. 3MB taunt the audience before exiting the ring.
5) Chris Benoit gets shot by a sniper hiding in the rafters before making it to the ring
9) Taz walks under the "You must be this tall to enter the Rumble" sign. After being turned away Taz walks to the back crying.
4) Jeff Hardy mysteriously passes out in the ring, allowing Chris Sabin to take advantage and toss him out. After the match, Sabin would deny the use of chloroform.
7) Henry enters the ring only to be met with a flurry from Sabin. Henry chuckles at Sabin's attempts before picking him up and tossing him out of the ring with impunity!
10) Samoa Joe clotheslines Swagger out
14)Upon entering the ring Diesel is immediately speared by Edge then thrown out
8) Jeff Jarrett is gone after he hops over the top in embarrassment after when someone brings out the dvd that shows "he broke 1000 guitars, but never drew a dime line
16) Jericho does what he said he would back in 2007 and saves us from, in order, Randy Orton's boring personality, his face that looks like it was hit with a frying pan, his DULL MONOTONOUS VOICE, his child-bearing hips, and his subscription to Blueball Magazine by tossing him out.
18) Triple H comes in, and is immediately swarmed, beaten, and thrown out by everyone in the ring. It may not be best for business, but it's best for everyone else.
19) The Rock was scheduled to enter at number 19 but apparently no one in his camp let him know you could not compete in the Rumble live via satellite.
6) Aries hurricarana's Mr. Anderson over the top
11 and 15) Goldberg spears Sabu and tosses him out, he then lifts Bobby Lashley over the top to show his strength
1) and 23) The others draw straws to determine who has to go after Goldberg, with Edge drawing the short straw. Edge manages to get Goldberg on the apron and Spears him out. However, his momentum carries him out as well.
25) Shawn Michaels was scheduled to enter at 25 but he is tied up in Vicki Guerrero's dressing room and chained to a bed.Apparently she just had to find out what the fuss was about and why Vince still refered to him as his boy toy.
22) Dolph Ziggler gets eaten by Joe and Henry.... is never seen again
26) Scott Steiner sees Samoa Joe and Mark Henry in the ring, says exactly what you'd expect him to say and pays dearly for it in a way that is far too cruel for me to even describe. Needless to say, he's been eliminated.
21) and 27) Stone Cold enters the rings and starts whooping ass. He delivers a stunner to Kurt Angle and throws him over and out. The other's stop what they are doing and realizing his threateniess gang up on Stone Cold and Stone Cold is eliminated and thrown out after a 1-2 punnch of Aries Hurricanrana and The Walls Of Jericho.
12 and 13) Mark Henry clotheslines Samoa Joe out, but Daniel Bryan grabs the WSM's leg and uses his momentum to toss him out.
30) Booker T hits the ring and cleans house, tossing every single man left over the top. He drops to his knees to celebrate by doing a Spinaroonie. As he gets up, he realizes that everyone landed on the ring apron, but he's dumped over the top from behind by Bret Hart before he can react.
29) Steamboat attempts to eliminate Jericho, but he reverses, throwing Steamboat onto the apron instead. The Dragon tries to climb back in, but Jericho is ready for him, springing off the ropes with his trademark dropkick to bring us down to our final four.
17) Bret Hart pretends to pass out in the ring. When good samritan Jericho checks up on him Hart hit's him with brass knuckles and knocks Jericho out. Bryan and Aries seize the oppurtunity and throw Jericho over the top and onto the floor.
20) Austin Aries
24) Daniel Bryan
28) Bret Hart
Eliminations
2) Eddy Guerrero comes into the ring with his low rider and hits the ring when he gets there, He gets in and tries to offer Edge a hand to get back up to his feet, but Edge refuses. Eddie then kicks him while he is down and then turns to crowed to gloat. When he turns around he is met with a spear, and is then tossed out.
3) As soon as John Cena enters the ring he is attacked by an enraged 3MB who were denied entry into the rumble. McIntyre hits Cena with a future shock DDT and then Mahal and Slater tune their guitars on Cena's face and throw him over the top rope. 3MB taunt the audience before exiting the ring.
5) Chris Benoit gets shot by a sniper hiding in the rafters before making it to the ring
9) Taz walks under the "You must be this tall to enter the Rumble" sign. After being turned away Taz walks to the back crying.
4) Jeff Hardy mysteriously passes out in the ring, allowing Chris Sabin to take advantage and toss him out. After the match, Sabin would deny the use of chloroform.
7) Henry enters the ring only to be met with a flurry from Sabin. Henry chuckles at Sabin's attempts before picking him up and tossing him out of the ring with impunity!
10) Samoa Joe clotheslines Swagger out
14)Upon entering the ring Diesel is immediately speared by Edge then thrown out
8) Jeff Jarrett is gone after he hops over the top in embarrassment after when someone brings out the dvd that shows "he broke 1000 guitars, but never drew a dime line
16) Jericho does what he said he would back in 2007 and saves us from, in order, Randy Orton's boring personality, his face that looks like it was hit with a frying pan, his DULL MONOTONOUS VOICE, his child-bearing hips, and his subscription to Blueball Magazine by tossing him out.
18) Triple H comes in, and is immediately swarmed, beaten, and thrown out by everyone in the ring. It may not be best for business, but it's best for everyone else.
19) The Rock was scheduled to enter at number 19 but apparently no one in his camp let him know you could not compete in the Rumble live via satellite.
6) Aries hurricarana's Mr. Anderson over the top
11 and 15) Goldberg spears Sabu and tosses him out, he then lifts Bobby Lashley over the top to show his strength
1) and 23) The others draw straws to determine who has to go after Goldberg, with Edge drawing the short straw. Edge manages to get Goldberg on the apron and Spears him out. However, his momentum carries him out as well.
25) Shawn Michaels was scheduled to enter at 25 but he is tied up in Vicki Guerrero's dressing room and chained to a bed.Apparently she just had to find out what the fuss was about and why Vince still refered to him as his boy toy.
22) Dolph Ziggler gets eaten by Joe and Henry.... is never seen again
26) Scott Steiner sees Samoa Joe and Mark Henry in the ring, says exactly what you'd expect him to say and pays dearly for it in a way that is far too cruel for me to even describe. Needless to say, he's been eliminated.
21) and 27) Stone Cold enters the rings and starts whooping ass. He delivers a stunner to Kurt Angle and throws him over and out. The other's stop what they are doing and realizing his threateniess gang up on Stone Cold and Stone Cold is eliminated and thrown out after a 1-2 punnch of Aries Hurricanrana and The Walls Of Jericho.
12 and 13) Mark Henry clotheslines Samoa Joe out, but Daniel Bryan grabs the WSM's leg and uses his momentum to toss him out.
30) Booker T hits the ring and cleans house, tossing every single man left over the top. He drops to his knees to celebrate by doing a Spinaroonie. As he gets up, he realizes that everyone landed on the ring apron, but he's dumped over the top from behind by Bret Hart before he can react.
29) Steamboat attempts to eliminate Jericho, but he reverses, throwing Steamboat onto the apron instead. The Dragon tries to climb back in, but Jericho is ready for him, springing off the ropes with his trademark dropkick to bring us down to our final four.
17) Bret Hart pretends to pass out in the ring. When good samritan Jericho checks up on him Hart hit's him with brass knuckles and knocks Jericho out. Bryan and Aries seize the oppurtunity and throw Jericho over the top and onto the floor.