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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Dec 24, 2013 10:16:02 GMT -5
How the hell is Cesaro going to swing someone out of the ring? The guy isn't that far off the ground during the swing. swing him fast enough that centrifugal forces raise him up and then when Cesaro lets go he flies out of the ring So. Murder?
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Post by mrjl on Dec 24, 2013 10:24:26 GMT -5
swing him fast enough that centrifugal forces raise him up and then when Cesaro lets go he flies out of the ring So. Murder? the crowd could catch him
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 24, 2013 10:25:06 GMT -5
Alex Riley. That is all. I want him to come in, go on a flurry and hit his signatures on anything that moves for 30 seconds - 1 minute before getting murked by someone like Ryback, Brodus, or Reigns and then getting tossed and eating it in glorious fashion. Isn't his signature move bodyslamming Titus O'Neil for no reason? i thought it was Percy Watson? or did he attack Riley after that? so muich messed up in that finale of NXT season 2 i forget who did what to who at the end.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Dec 24, 2013 10:43:52 GMT -5
the crowd could catch him Unless the guy winds up flying into a group of children and elderly nuns of course.
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Post by shaker on Dec 24, 2013 10:46:55 GMT -5
the crowd could catch him Unless the guy winds up flying into a group of children and elderly nuns of course. If the guy is small enough (ie Rey Mysterio or smaller), I think Cesaro could probably toss him into the rafters, so they could rig up a safety net or something. If it's a bigger guy, just aim for the entrance ramp and have somebody waiting there to catch him (a guy that got eliminated and is walking back up).
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 24, 2013 11:09:44 GMT -5
Original Sin Cara makes his way to the ring, goes to vault over the top rope into the ring, but before he even lands in the ring, someone catches him with a punch or kick that sends him back outside to be eliminated.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 24, 2013 11:14:02 GMT -5
Someone (not a fan, a fellow wrestler) intentionally ruins Kofi's annual "he's not out yet!" spot. I think Cody Rhodes did that to him this year. Kofi did the thing with the commentary chair, got on the apron and dropped the top rope on a charging Darren Young to eliminate him, but he got knocked to the floor by a Rhodes Disaster Kick before he could get back in and cancel out his original being thrown over the top rope.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Dec 24, 2013 11:24:21 GMT -5
Unless the guy winds up flying into a group of children and elderly nuns of course. If the guy is small enough (ie Rey Mysterio or smaller), I think Cesaro could probably toss him into the rafters, so they could rig up a safety net or something. If it's a bigger guy, just aim for the entrance ramp and have somebody waiting there to catch him (a guy that got eliminated and is walking back up). Talking seriously? There's no way. The speed he would have to be going to do that and the spinning nature of it would be too goddamn dangerous. Cesaro, while strong is not going to toss a 200 pound man from that position any kind of distance. He ain't Popeye. Plus it would be really really REALLY goofy looking.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 24, 2013 11:28:47 GMT -5
As awesome as it sounds, Cesaro swinging someone out of the ring is just insanely dangerous and will never happen.
Now then, on a more realistic note...this will be the year Mark Henry simply walks to ringside, grabs one side of the ring and lifts it up, dumping people out over the top on the other side.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2013 11:50:31 GMT -5
I want to see a Scar-Mufasa spot between Ambrose and Reigns. "Believe in the shield." *wicked grin* *push*
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 24, 2013 11:59:43 GMT -5
How the hell is Cesaro going to swing someone out of the ring? The guy isn't that far off the ground during the swing. Good point.I guess it's time for him to bust out the U.F.O.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 24, 2013 12:04:00 GMT -5
Hornswoggle vs El Torito, then both get eliminated by a heel Have Hornswaggle and El Torito both fluke eliminate two guys at the same time, on opposite ends of the ring. With them being the two remaining people as the clock starts to tick down, they can slowly walk backwards until they bump into one another. Then they turn around to face each other and the roof blows off of the arena.
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Post by shaker on Dec 24, 2013 12:06:49 GMT -5
If the guy is small enough (ie Rey Mysterio or smaller), I think Cesaro could probably toss him into the rafters, so they could rig up a safety net or something. If it's a bigger guy, just aim for the entrance ramp and have somebody waiting there to catch him (a guy that got eliminated and is walking back up). Talking seriously? There's no way. The speed he would have to be going to do that and the spinning nature of it would be too goddamn dangerous. Cesaro, while strong is not going to toss a 200 pound man from that position any kind of distance. He ain't Popeye. Plus it would be really really REALLY goofy looking. See, normally if you toss a guy, he's gonna accelerate at 9.8 m/s^2. But we're talking about Cesaro here. Given enough centrifical force, he could easily double or triple that, depending on a guy's size. So he's spinning Sin Cara and tosses him over the top rope, guess what? Sin Cara's going almost 30 feet a second to START, and every second his speed increases by 30 feet a second until he hits terminal velocity (equal to Sin Cara's mass times his acceleration divided by air density times Sin Cara's surface area times the drag coefficient). Now we can't know Sin Cara's exact surface area, or the air density in Pittsburgh during the rumble, but he'll roughly hit something like 121 miles per hour after about 23 seconds. So basically, Cesaro SHOULD be able to toss Sin Cara out of the Consol Energy Arena and probably toss him to at least PNC Park, maybe Heinz Field depending on outside conditions.
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Post by DrizzlinShytes on Dec 24, 2013 12:09:47 GMT -5
The Shield come in at 8, 9, and 10 respectively and team up to clean house. Then they wait around and eliminate 11 and 12. As the clock counts down for #13 the lights go out and Taker's music hits.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 24, 2013 12:11:57 GMT -5
How the hell is Cesaro going to swing someone out of the ring? The guy isn't that far off the ground during the swing. He'll probably just swing someone until they're so dizzy they tumble over the top, or are unable to defend themselves when Cesaro (or someone else) throws them out.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 24, 2013 12:25:20 GMT -5
I want Scotty 2 Hotty to return just so we can continue the tradition of someone beating him up before entering the match.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 24, 2013 12:28:43 GMT -5
Talking seriously? There's no way. The speed he would have to be going to do that and the spinning nature of it would be too goddamn dangerous. Cesaro, while strong is not going to toss a 200 pound man from that position any kind of distance. He ain't Popeye. Plus it would be really really REALLY goofy looking. See, normally if you toss a guy, he's gonna accelerate at 9.8 m/s^2. But we're talking about Cesaro here. Given enough centrifical force, he could easily double or triple that, depending on a guy's size. So he's spinning Sin Cara and tosses him over the top rope, guess what? Sin Cara's going almost 30 feet a second to START, and every second his speed increases by 30 feet a second until he hits terminal velocity (equal to Sin Cara's mass times his acceleration divided by air density times Sin Cara's surface area times the drag coefficient). Now we can't know Sin Cara's exact surface area, or the air density in Pittsburgh during the rumble, but he'll roughly hit something like 121 miles per hour after about 23 seconds. So basically, Cesaro SHOULD be able to toss Sin Cara out of the Consol Energy Arena and probably toss him to at least PNC Park, maybe Heinz Field depending on outside conditions.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 24, 2013 12:30:42 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan eliminating (someone) and winning it.
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Post by shaker on Dec 24, 2013 13:00:55 GMT -5
Santino eliminates Del Rio as revenge for 2 years ago. Even better - Del Rio isn't in the Rumble at all.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 24, 2013 13:10:23 GMT -5
Here's one I submitted in last year's thread: Mick Foley does the old Cactus Jack clothesline that sends him and his opponent tumbling over the top rope. However this time Foley is able to hold on to the top rope and tries to "skin the cat" back into the ring. As he tries this, everyone else in the ring stops what they're doing and watches him try in vain to get back into the ring before his arms give out and he falls to the floor. At some point in the match there should only only be black guys in the ring. They all stop fighting for a second to look around the ring to notice that all of the current participants are black. After everything's been settled down for a bit, one of them raises a black power fist and screams "We are The Nation of Domination!" after a beat everyone attacks this guy and eliminates him and the Rumble resumes as its usual everyman for himself affair. Triple H has Shawn Michaels enter the Rumble as a mercenary. At one point HBK is the only man in the ring and does that cocky laying on the top turnbuckle Burt Reynolds-styles. 30 seconds before the next entrant officially enters the Rumble a mysterious man in sweatpants and a hooded sweatshirt to obscure his identity inconspicuously enters the ring under the turnbuckle Shawn is laying on. When the countdown ends and the next entrant (who turns out to be our mystery man) is now officially in the Rumble he leaps up and flips HBK off the top turnbuckle and to the floor. Our mystery man discards his sweatshirt and sweatpants and reveals himself to be Daniel Bryan. This causes Shawn to run into the ring and have a pull apart brawl with Bryan to kill time for the remainder of the two minute interval between entrants. Halfway between a two minute interval (so the one minute mark) a countdown arbitrarily starts and when it ends, the lights go out and when they back on and this plays over the sound system www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pTLQAOVwBk and everyone in the ring does Rick Rude's pelvic thrust thing. Then as the countdown for the actual end of the two minute interval expires, the lights go out again and as they come back on the Rumble continues as if nothing happened.
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