Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 29, 2013 2:09:42 GMT -5
Entrants:
24) Johnny B. Badd
29) Berzerker
Eliminations:
2) Mitch attempts to enter the ring, but this is Mitch, and as he's told us himself, he sucks. So he gets his leg tangled in the ropes somehow as he steps inside. Before he knows it the bell has rung and as he tries to free himself the Gooker gobbles on over and shoves him back over the top rope, eliminating him instantly. Mitch immediately breaks down in tears as he sits on the outside.
3) Nicky! tells himself that he did much better by being Dolph Ziggler. Thus he defers his entry and awaits to be nominated as Dolph
4)Mr America enters after tearing off his red white and blue tank top and he immediately throws Knuckleball into the ropes and hits him with a big boot followed by a leg drop before throwing him over the top rope.
5) Moppy, well Moppy is a f***ing mop, so the gooker just simply picks up and drops it over the rope
1) Perry Saturn runs in, picks Moppy off the floor, and whacks the Gooker with it, knocking him out of the ring.
9) The Goon enter aye and is immedaitely clothesline over the top in 1 second by Mr America
7) & 10) As Underfaker and Fake Kane battle out in the ring, the lights suddenly go out and a familiar dong rights out. When the lights come back the real deals are surrounding them, proceeding to beat the two fakers from pillar to post. Taker and Kane nod at one another and grab both men, carrying them over to the ropes and chokeslamming them both to the outside! Not satisfied with that, they then follow them outside and put them out of commission with a pair of Tombstones for good measure.
12) As Undertaker and Kane are leaving, Isaac Yankem D.D.S comes out and accidentally bumps into Kane, resulting in both of them disappearing in a puff of logic.
13) Irwin R. Schyster enters the ring and is immediately ganged up on and given chair shots by the other 3 competitors who were all audited last year.After he passes out he is thrown over and eliminated.
15) OZ goes for a big boot on Mr. America, he misses gets his foot caught in the ropes, and Mr. America pushes him over
18 and 16) Unable to see clearly see from his mask Mr America gives a Big Boot and throws over the top and eliminates a new rumble entrant who unbeknownst to him is his personal barber also a wrestler who goes by the name Booty Man.After he gets rid of Booty Man one of the Ding Dong's comes charging at him from behind but he catches him just in times and eliminates him with a back body drop.
19) and 11) Akeem and PN News have a dance off, but Mr. America finger pokes Akeem, sending him flying into PN News and knocking them both out of the ring.
14) Mantaur falls victim to Spirit Squad members Johnny and Kenny
17) The Mega Powered Duo of Mr America and Bastion Booger who have been in the ring the longest team up and send Phantasio over the top after a well executed double clothesline
22) Bastion Booger vomits in the Yeti's face, blinding him. One more fart from Booger sends the mummy flying out of the ring.
8) Booger's time finally comes to an end as the man has exhausted all the energy he can muster, making him easy pickings for the Spirit Squad as Johnny nails him with his spinning kick thing sending him stumbling into the ropes. They follow up with a double dropkick, taking him over the top rope with ease, and then do an over the top wacky celebration as only they can.
6)Mr. America finally meet's one Giant he can not conquer. A few roundhouse rights by Mr America have no effect on Giant Gonzales who chokes Mr. America and throws him over the top row to the dismay of all the Mr. Americamaniacs in the red white and blue in the crowd.
25) Giant Gonzalez is ganged up and lifted over the top by the spirit squad
21)Red Rooster er er er er earns the cheers of the fans after he plucks Kenny's chances and eliminates him with a sweet drop kick
20 and 27) Kerwin White does away with the Spirit Squad as he clubs Johnny and Mikey over the top with his 9 iron
23) Johnny B. Badd decides Beaver Cleavage is not pretty enough to stay in the rings so he hits him with a tutti frutti closed punch in the throat before sending him out the ring.
26) The Red Rooster gets thrown out of the ring by the Berzerker, to a rousing chorus of "HUSS! HUSS!"
30) Duke attempts to nail Kerwin with a trash can, but the Great White won't lower himself to be beaten by a garbageman. After all, he's not like that Chavo Guerrero guy who kept getting beat up by Hornswoggle earlier. And so he sidesteps, delivering an enziguri and sending Droese staggering into the ropes allowing Kerwin to dump him with ease!
28) Kerwin White tries to hit The Berzerker with his golf club, but The Bezerker cuts it into with his sword. White then jumps over the top rope, rushes to his golf cart, and drives away.
24) Johnny B. Badd
29) Berzerker
Eliminations:
2) Mitch attempts to enter the ring, but this is Mitch, and as he's told us himself, he sucks. So he gets his leg tangled in the ropes somehow as he steps inside. Before he knows it the bell has rung and as he tries to free himself the Gooker gobbles on over and shoves him back over the top rope, eliminating him instantly. Mitch immediately breaks down in tears as he sits on the outside.
3) Nicky! tells himself that he did much better by being Dolph Ziggler. Thus he defers his entry and awaits to be nominated as Dolph
4)Mr America enters after tearing off his red white and blue tank top and he immediately throws Knuckleball into the ropes and hits him with a big boot followed by a leg drop before throwing him over the top rope.
5) Moppy, well Moppy is a f***ing mop, so the gooker just simply picks up and drops it over the rope
1) Perry Saturn runs in, picks Moppy off the floor, and whacks the Gooker with it, knocking him out of the ring.
9) The Goon enter aye and is immedaitely clothesline over the top in 1 second by Mr America
7) & 10) As Underfaker and Fake Kane battle out in the ring, the lights suddenly go out and a familiar dong rights out. When the lights come back the real deals are surrounding them, proceeding to beat the two fakers from pillar to post. Taker and Kane nod at one another and grab both men, carrying them over to the ropes and chokeslamming them both to the outside! Not satisfied with that, they then follow them outside and put them out of commission with a pair of Tombstones for good measure.
12) As Undertaker and Kane are leaving, Isaac Yankem D.D.S comes out and accidentally bumps into Kane, resulting in both of them disappearing in a puff of logic.
13) Irwin R. Schyster enters the ring and is immediately ganged up on and given chair shots by the other 3 competitors who were all audited last year.After he passes out he is thrown over and eliminated.
15) OZ goes for a big boot on Mr. America, he misses gets his foot caught in the ropes, and Mr. America pushes him over
18 and 16) Unable to see clearly see from his mask Mr America gives a Big Boot and throws over the top and eliminates a new rumble entrant who unbeknownst to him is his personal barber also a wrestler who goes by the name Booty Man.After he gets rid of Booty Man one of the Ding Dong's comes charging at him from behind but he catches him just in times and eliminates him with a back body drop.
19) and 11) Akeem and PN News have a dance off, but Mr. America finger pokes Akeem, sending him flying into PN News and knocking them both out of the ring.
14) Mantaur falls victim to Spirit Squad members Johnny and Kenny
17) The Mega Powered Duo of Mr America and Bastion Booger who have been in the ring the longest team up and send Phantasio over the top after a well executed double clothesline
22) Bastion Booger vomits in the Yeti's face, blinding him. One more fart from Booger sends the mummy flying out of the ring.
8) Booger's time finally comes to an end as the man has exhausted all the energy he can muster, making him easy pickings for the Spirit Squad as Johnny nails him with his spinning kick thing sending him stumbling into the ropes. They follow up with a double dropkick, taking him over the top rope with ease, and then do an over the top wacky celebration as only they can.
6)Mr. America finally meet's one Giant he can not conquer. A few roundhouse rights by Mr America have no effect on Giant Gonzales who chokes Mr. America and throws him over the top row to the dismay of all the Mr. Americamaniacs in the red white and blue in the crowd.
25) Giant Gonzalez is ganged up and lifted over the top by the spirit squad
21)Red Rooster er er er er earns the cheers of the fans after he plucks Kenny's chances and eliminates him with a sweet drop kick
20 and 27) Kerwin White does away with the Spirit Squad as he clubs Johnny and Mikey over the top with his 9 iron
23) Johnny B. Badd decides Beaver Cleavage is not pretty enough to stay in the rings so he hits him with a tutti frutti closed punch in the throat before sending him out the ring.
26) The Red Rooster gets thrown out of the ring by the Berzerker, to a rousing chorus of "HUSS! HUSS!"
30) Duke attempts to nail Kerwin with a trash can, but the Great White won't lower himself to be beaten by a garbageman. After all, he's not like that Chavo Guerrero guy who kept getting beat up by Hornswoggle earlier. And so he sidesteps, delivering an enziguri and sending Droese staggering into the ropes allowing Kerwin to dump him with ease!
28) Kerwin White tries to hit The Berzerker with his golf club, but The Bezerker cuts it into with his sword. White then jumps over the top rope, rushes to his golf cart, and drives away.