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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 28, 2013 1:59:41 GMT -5
So looking at the thread named "Mr. Kane Bearer" made me wonder, what other real (kayfabe) names would superstars and divas have?
AJ Lee is probably April Jeanette Lee.
Zack Ryder would be Zachary Ryder but something tells me he has a very embarrassing middle name like Muriel.
Curtis Axel's real name is Michael Hennig-McGillicutty but may or may have not legally changed his last name to Heyman.
Tensai is probably Prince Lord Albert Bernard Tensai
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Post by tenshi on Dec 28, 2013 2:01:35 GMT -5
Undertaker and Kane Bearer have some potential.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 28, 2013 2:09:01 GMT -5
Edge and Christian Cage. Which could mean Vickie Guerrero-Cage.
Brian Christopher Lawler
Sable Lesnar
Lita Bearer
Stephanie Helmsley (who they still just call McMahon. Hyphenate at least
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 28, 2013 2:22:48 GMT -5
Zack Ryder would be Zachary Ryder but something tells me he has a very embarrassing middle name like Muriel. i I think Ryder stated on Twitter that his real life middle name ("Brett") was his character's middle name. Damien Sandow's middle name is probably something like Demitrius, Theophilus, or Aloysius Assuming that Skip Sheffield and Ryback are the same person in canon, then his name is possibly Sheffield Ryback. Assuming that Johnny Curtis and Fandango are one in the same, then his name is Jonathan Curtis JTG is short handed for Jayson The Gangsta. So while his first name is the same as his real life name, the T probably stands for Tyrone, while the G is probably something like Griffin or Grant. Heath Slater's middle name is Wendell, hence the Wendy's jokes. Evan Bourne's middle name is Matthew, not based on his real life first name, but in honor of Doink.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 28, 2013 2:34:38 GMT -5
At this point Dolph would be Dolph Nicholas "Nicky" Theodore Ziggler-Nemeth-Pierce the Natural Show-Off #Heel Caddy.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 28, 2013 2:38:34 GMT -5
At this point Dolph would be Dolph Nicholas "Nicky" Theodore Ziggler-Nemeth-Pierce the Natural Show-Off #Heel Caddy. I assume that Dolph would be short for either "Rudolph" or "Randolph".
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 28, 2013 2:44:08 GMT -5
Throwing in headcanon for current kayfabe names, but:
All along, using Latin American naming rules, Eddie's official name was Eddie Guerrero Diaz (the rule being your father's name comes first, then your mother's maiden name).
Following the "Vickie Guerrero-Cage" kayfabe name, it explains it more: Raquel protested her mother remarrying Edge, so when she started wrestling, she took Eddie's mother's maiden name to spite Vickie
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Dec 28, 2013 3:00:04 GMT -5
Elizabeth Savage.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Dec 28, 2013 3:27:09 GMT -5
Aksana Rhodes Summer Rae Fandango Johnny Curtis Fandango
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2013 12:05:00 GMT -5
At this point Dolph would be Dolph Nicholas "Nicky" Theodore Ziggler-Nemeth-Pierce the Natural Show-Off #Heel Caddy. I assume that Dolph would be short for either "Rudolph" or "Randolph". According to Art of Wrestling it's short for Adolph.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 28, 2013 12:09:23 GMT -5
Jimmy and Jey Uso-Fatu
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2013 12:11:46 GMT -5
I'm going to play taps for "Rocky Melvin."
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 28, 2013 12:15:45 GMT -5
Bray Harris Wyatt.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 28, 2013 13:26:59 GMT -5
Hornswoggle Finlay
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Post by mrjl on Dec 28, 2013 13:29:35 GMT -5
Zack Ryder would be Zachary Ryder but something tells me he has a very embarrassing middle name like Muriel. i JTG is short handed for Jayson The Gangsta. So while his first name is the same as his real life name, the T probably stands for Tyrone, while the G is probably something like Griffin or Grant. Gaspard. Make him and Shad brothers, or at least cousins
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 28, 2013 13:29:49 GMT -5
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 28, 2013 13:32:55 GMT -5
Didn't the book that tried to explain Kane's backstory say his kayfabe name is Glenn Calaway?
edit: looked it up Kane's real name is Glen Jacob Callaway per the book
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Dec 28, 2013 13:35:56 GMT -5
It was formely Schyster, but I like to think he's disowned his parents after he discovered the legend of Sister Abigal and became Bray Wyatt.
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 28, 2013 13:36:14 GMT -5
Wouldn't it be Aksana Runnels since Goldust's always used his real name when not goldie in WWE.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2013 13:53:40 GMT -5
Bret "Hitman" Clark
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