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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 29, 2013 0:13:09 GMT -5
The Wheel of Aggression turns, and Raws come and pass, leaving memories alone that become WWE legends. WWE Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the RAW that gave it birth comes again. In one RAW, called This Week's Raw by some, a RAW yet to come, a RAW long past, a wind rose in the Greenville, South Carolina. The Kofi match was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Aggression. But it was a beginning. It would make Del Rio's booking complete genius by implying that his repetitiveness is not at all a mistake on the writer's part, but rather part of the pattern. He has done battle with Kofi al'Thor throughout the ages, but now he is ready to end their legendary battle and threatens to unravel the pattern itself. This angle would be complete with cheesy supernatural bullshit. Del Rio would be The Dark One, and commentary would sell it that unless he was defeated then time itself would fall apart. The entire roster would sell it like a threat to the entire world but only Kofi Kingston, the Dragon reborn, could stand a chance to stop Del Rio from stopping the wheel from turning. Kofi would be Rand. The Wild catdragon. Because he has always been a face throughout the turnings of the wheel(of aggression/time). Ryder would be Mat. Because they both have similar luck with women. Santino would be Perrin. Because it's the only spot that's left and I didn't think this through. New boom period. Or the same boom period, rather. Only time passed, the boom period was forgotten, gave birth to legend, the legend itself faded to legend...
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Post by Piccolo on Dec 29, 2013 0:16:14 GMT -5
Brilliance. Who's playing Lews Therin, the disembodied madman in Kofi's head?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 29, 2013 0:19:35 GMT -5
Brilliance. Who's playing Lews Therin, the disembodied madman in Kofi's head? Strangely enough, it would be Randy Orton. Little did he suspect that his theme song the prophecy referred not to what went inside his head, but what he would do to someone else's head.
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 29, 2013 10:15:23 GMT -5
Total Divas as Aes Sedai? (think i spelled that wrong)- the supposed faces that for the most part don't get along with anyone but you're told they're the good ones.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 29, 2013 18:10:53 GMT -5
"Cena, you wool headed idiot! Can't you see that marrying me is what the wheel weaves or...whatever?"
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Post by Balesirion on Dec 29, 2013 19:19:42 GMT -5
Does this make Ricardo Ishamael?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 29, 2013 22:01:51 GMT -5
I was thinking of Ricardo as Lan, being Del Rio's Warder, but Ishamael works too.
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