2014: FAN Royal Rumble Game 14: Not Winning The Big One

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Entrants:
1) Lance Storm
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
11)Chyna

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
5) Wade Barrett
7) Owen Hart
8) Rick Rude
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
16) Santino Marella
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
20) Wahoo McDaniel
23) Christopher Daniels
24) Arn Anderson
28) Val Venis
29) Billy Gunn
30) The Road Dogg

[MrBRulzOK]

Entrants:
1) Lance Storm
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
11)Chyna
12) The Road Dogg

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
5) Wade Barrett
7) Owen Hart
8) Rick Rude
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
16) Santino Marella
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
20) Wahoo McDaniel
23) Christopher Daniels
24) Arn Anderson
28) Val Venis
29) Billy Gunn

[RadcapRadsley]

Entrants:
1) Lance Storm
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
12) The Road Dogg
13)Wade Barrett

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
8) Rick Rude
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
16) Santino Marella
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
20) Wahoo McDaniel
23) Christopher Daniels
24) Arn Anderson
28) Val Venis
29) Billy Gunn

[RI Richmark]

Entrants:
1) Lance Storm
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
12) The Road Dogg
13) Wade Barrett
14) Arn Anderson

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
8) Rick Rude
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
16) Santino Marella
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
20) Wahoo McDaniel
23) Christopher Daniels
28) Val Venis
29) Billy Gunn

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Entrants:
1) Lance Storm
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
12) The Road Dogg
13) Wade Barrett
15) Billy Gunn

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
8) Rick Rude
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
16) Santino Marella
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
20) Wahoo McDaniel
23) Christopher Daniels
28) Val Venis

[RI Richmark]

Entrants:
1) Lance Storm
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
12) The Road Dogg
13) Wade Barrett
15) Billy Gunn
16) Wahoo McDaniel

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
8) Rick Rude
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
16) Santino Marella
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels
28) Val Venis

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Entrants:
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
12) The Road Dogg
13) Wade Barrett
15) Billy Gunn
16) Wahoo McDaniel
17) Santino Marella

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
8) Rick Rude
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels
28) Val Venis

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Entrants:
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
12) The Road Dogg
13) Wade Barrett
15) Billy Gunn
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels
28) Val Venis

[MrBRulzOK]

Entrants:
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
12) The Road Dogg
13) Wade Barrett
15) Billy Gunn
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels
28) Val Venis

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Entrants:
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
13) Wade Barrett
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude
19) Val Venis

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Razor Ramon
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels

[RadcapRadsley]

Entrants:
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
13) Wade Barrett
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude
20)Razor Ramon

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
19) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
2) Kofi Kingston
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
17) Matt Hardy
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

An elimination got skipped, but I fixed it:

Entrants:
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
13) Wade Barrett
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude
22) Razor Ramon
23) Kofi Kingston

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
21) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels

[DragonMasterP]

Entrants:
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude
22) Razor Ramon
23) Kofi Kingston

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
21) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself
13) Bad news: Barrett goes on a rampage, hitting everyone in sight with the Bull Hammer Elbow. Good news: When he tries to hit Rude with it, the ravishing one simply ducks and back drops him out.

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
11) Cody Rhodes
15) Umaga
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels

[RadcapRadsley]

Entrants:
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude
21) Razor Ramon
22) Kofi Kingston

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
20) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself
13) Bad news: Barrett goes on a rampage, hitting everyone in sight with the Bull Hammer Elbow. Good news: When he tries to hit Rude with it, the ravishing one simply ducks and back drops him out.
23)Cody Rhodes upon entering the Rumble is ambushed and beaten to a pulp by Rutheford PS Hayes and Millard Filmore "The Commanders In Chiefs" because him and his brother never offered a shot at the tag titles even though Hayes and Filmore are not schnooks like other teams.

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
4) Goldust
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
15) Umaga
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Entrants:
4) MVP
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude
21) Razor Ramon
22) Kofi Kingston
24) Goldust

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
20) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself
13) Bad news: Barrett goes on a rampage, hitting everyone in sight with the Bull Hammer Elbow. Good news: When he tries to hit Rude with it, the ravishing one simply ducks and back drops him out.
23)Cody Rhodes upon entering the Rumble is ambushed and beaten to a pulp by Rutheford PS Hayes and Millard Filmore "The Commanders In Chiefs" because him and his brother never offered a shot at the tag titles even though Hayes and Filmore are not schnooks like other teams.

Nominees:
1) Shelton Benjamin
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
15) Umaga
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels

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Entrants:
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude
21) Razor Ramon
22) Kofi Kingston
24) Goldust
25) Shelton Benjamin

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
20) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself
13) Bad news: Barrett goes on a rampage, hitting everyone in sight with the Bull Hammer Elbow. Good news: When he tries to hit Rude with it, the ravishing one simply ducks and back drops him out.
23)Cody Rhodes upon entering the Rumble is ambushed and beaten to a pulp by Rutheford PS Hayes and Millard Filmore "The Commanders In Chiefs" because him and his brother never offered a shot at the tag titles even though Hayes and Filmore are not schnooks like other teams.
4) A Razor's edge sends MVP over the top to the floor and out of the match

Nominees:
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
15) Umaga
19) Magnum T.A.
23) Christopher Daniels

[RadcapRadsley]

Entrants:
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude
22) Kofi Kingston
25) Shelton Benjamin
26)Magnum T.A.

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
20) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself
13) Bad news: Barrett goes on a rampage, hitting everyone in sight with the Bull Hammer Elbow. Good news: When he tries to hit Rude with it, the ravishing one simply ducks and back drops him out.
23)Cody Rhodes upon entering the Rumble is ambushed and beaten to a pulp by Rutheford PS Hayes and Millard Filmore "The Commanders In Chiefs" because him and his brother never offered a shot at the tag titles even though Hayes and Filmore are not schnooks like other teams.
4) A Razor's edge sends MVP over the top to the floor and out of the match
21 and 24) Razor Ramon is close to pushing Goldust over and in the process is pushed over the top rope from behind by Regal and Shelton and Goldust in the process is eliminated when Ramons momentum knocks him out as well.

Nominees:
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
15) Umaga
23) Christopher Daniels

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Entrants:
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
17) Santino Marella
18) Rick Rude
22) Kofi Kingston
26) Magnum T.A.
27) Christopher Daniels
Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
20) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself
13) Bad news: Barrett goes on a rampage, hitting everyone in sight with the Bull Hammer Elbow. Good news: When he tries to hit Rude with it, the ravishing one simply ducks and back drops him out.
23)Cody Rhodes upon entering the Rumble is ambushed and beaten to a pulp by Rutheford PS Hayes and Millard Filmore "The Commanders In Chiefs" because him and his brother never offered a shot at the tag titles even though Hayes and Filmore are not schnooks like other teams.
4) A Razor's edge sends MVP over the top to the floor and out of the match
21 and 24) Razor Ramon is close to pushing Goldust over and in the process is pushed over the top rope from behind by Regal and Shelton and Goldust in the process is eliminated when Ramons momentum knocks him out as well.
25) Chris Daniels proves that there is stopping Shelton Benjamin by dropkicking him over the top
Nominees:
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman
15) Umaga

[MrBRulzOK]

Entrants:
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
18) Rick Rude
22) Kofi Kingston
26) Magnum T.A.
27) Christopher Daniels
28) Umaga

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
20) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself
13) Bad news: Barrett goes on a rampage, hitting everyone in sight with the Bull Hammer Elbow. Good news: When he tries to hit Rude with it, the ravishing one simply ducks and back drops him out.
23)Cody Rhodes upon entering the Rumble is ambushed and beaten to a pulp by Rutheford PS Hayes and Millard Filmore "The Commanders In Chiefs" because him and his brother never offered a shot at the tag titles even though Hayes and Filmore are not schnooks like other teams.
4) A Razor's edge sends MVP over the top to the floor and out of the match
21 and 24) Razor Ramon is close to pushing Goldust over and in the process is pushed over the top rope from behind by Regal and Shelton and Goldust in the process is eliminated when Ramons momentum knocks him out as well.
25) Chris Daniels proves that there is stopping Shelton Benjamin by dropkicking him over the top
17) Santino pulls out his Cobra, ready to strike. Unfortunately for him, the newly arrived Umaga has a weapon of his own. His Samoan Spike easily disposes of the silly snake. Then for good measure the Samoan nails Santino with a second one. As he's on rubbery legs and getting back to his feet, a thrust kick to the face puts an end to his antics for good.

Nominees:
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman

[RadcapRadsley]

Entrants:
7) William Regal
8) Antonio Cesaro
18) Rick Rude
22) Kofi Kingston
26) Magnum T.A.
28) Umaga

Eliminated
2) Mike Rotunda was scheduled to come in at number 2 but he fell asleep and into a coma watching one of his old matches on tape backstage
3) Chavo Guerrero was supposed to enter here but after his previous beatdown of Hornswoggle he had to go to Little People's Court.
6) Robbie E is gone via the power of the punch
5) Greg Valentine is eliminated after a superkick from Lance Storm.
9) Eric Young enters only to be swinged out by Cesaro
10)Tully Blanchard eliminates himself with no Horsemen to carry him on their back
11) It's bad news for Chyna as Wade Barrett enters and wants to prove to everyone he believes in non discrimination and equality of the sexes so he hits Chyna with a Bullhammer before throwing her over
14) The New Age Outlaws double team to eliminate Arn Anderson
1) Lance Storm is too boring for the match according to Santino, so he jumps over the top
16) Wahoo McDaniel gets his leg broken again, this time by Antonio Cesaro. He then throws McDaniel over the top rope.
19) Matt Hardy, after gorging following all his other losses, was so fat that he could barely enter the ring. As soon as he did, the top rope gave way as he leaned back against it causing him to fall backward out of the ring and through the floor never to be seen until his next nomination in these things.
12 and 15) Rick Rude clotheslines both of the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) over the top
20) Santino tells Val Venis he wants to show him his cobra. Val misunderstanding the situation is grossed out and leaves the ring eliminating himself
13) Bad news: Barrett goes on a rampage, hitting everyone in sight with the Bull Hammer Elbow. Good news: When he tries to hit Rude with it, the ravishing one simply ducks and back drops him out.
23)Cody Rhodes upon entering the Rumble is ambushed and beaten to a pulp by Rutheford PS Hayes and Millard Filmore "The Commanders In Chiefs" because him and his brother never offered a shot at the tag titles even though Hayes and Filmore are not schnooks like other teams.
4) A Razor's edge sends MVP over the top to the floor and out of the match
21 and 24) Razor Ramon is close to pushing Goldust over and in the process is pushed over the top rope from behind by Regal and Shelton and Goldust in the process is eliminated when Ramons momentum knocks him out as well.
25) Chris Daniels proves that there is stopping Shelton Benjamin by dropkicking him over the top
17) Santino pulls out his Cobra, ready to strike. Unfortunately for him, the newly arrived Umaga has a weapon of his own. His Samoan Spike easily disposes of the silly snake. Then for good measure the Samoan nails Santino with a second one. As he's on rubbery legs and getting back to his feet, a thrust kick to the face puts an end to his antics for good.
27)Christopher Daniels hit's last rites on Kofi Kingston and after Kingston doesn't kick out of a pin he starts celebrating forgetting the rules of the Rumble. When he does this Cesaro attacks him from behind and throws him over the top rope.

Nominees:
7) Owen Hart
10) Brian Pillman