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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 21:52:47 GMT -5
.......punch a kid in the face at a kindergarten talent show.
.......kick an elderly couple out of their home even though they're ahead on their mortgage payments.
.......throw a cash register through the window of a Denny's and then eat raw eggs in the corner booth until the cops arrived.
Seriously, he looks deranged and possibly killerish, and I'm thinking this isn't a gimmick for him.
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Post by Lancers on Dec 30, 2013 22:08:02 GMT -5
.....dance like he's never danced before.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 22:12:48 GMT -5
He's the Ari Gold of the WWE.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 30, 2013 22:13:42 GMT -5
He looks like the kind of maniac who... ...I would cuddle.  |
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Got fined anyway.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 30, 2013 22:17:24 GMT -5
who would have several dead hookers in his basement and own a coat made of sking
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 30, 2013 22:18:37 GMT -5
.....dance like he's never danced before. He did that once, but now he's never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm. |
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 30, 2013 23:08:29 GMT -5
He's the Ari Gold of the WWE. Put him in a red track suit, he can be the Ari Tenenbaum of the WWE. |
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Post by Shanman on Dec 31, 2013 0:15:58 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose with a Patrick Bateman from American Psycho gimmick?
I'd dig it.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 31, 2013 2:48:43 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose with a Patrick Bateman from American Psycho gimmick? I'd dig it. Cody is Patrick Bateman to me, dammit!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 3:03:49 GMT -5
I thought this would end with "Dean Ambrose looks like the kind of maniac who would... f*** you raw".
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 31, 2013 3:30:14 GMT -5
I thought this would end with "Dean Ambrose looks like the kind of maniac who would... f*** you raw". That's the best kind of maniac. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 3:32:27 GMT -5
If Dean Ambrose had two kids, he'd give one of them a box of broken glass and the other a box of band aids for Christmas and tell them to share.
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Post by celticjobber on Dec 31, 2013 3:35:01 GMT -5
Jeez, some of this reminds me of the shit people used to say about me in high school...  No wonder Ambrose is my favorite member of the Shield.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 4:59:03 GMT -5
He looks the type of guy who would double dip
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Post by Jessica Cadavre on Dec 31, 2013 8:30:03 GMT -5
Looking deranged and killerish are some of his sexiest traits.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 9:35:18 GMT -5
These days everyone has a few dead hookers in the basement.
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 31, 2013 11:32:33 GMT -5
he's the kid that you yell at for doing something wrong and he acts like you're not talking to him and continues doing it anyway because he doesn't think he's doing anything wrong.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 20:19:40 GMT -5
I thought this would end with "Dean Ambrose looks like the kind of maniac who would... f*** you raw". He'd actually f*** you Shotgun Saturday Night, which is kinda much scarier.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2014 10:26:55 GMT -5
"...trust you when you say you're 'just talking' with your ex."
Oh wait, thought this was the re-birth of the "Maria is the type of girl who would..." thread. Carry on.
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Post by Bootista on Jan 1, 2014 10:57:25 GMT -5
Looks like that he would tie me up and whip me.
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