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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 31, 2013 10:26:09 GMT -5
Match!
I don't know about you, but my mind is still reeling, I've had heart palpitations, and my jaw has been locked in a dropped position since we heard we were getting a one on one match where the way to win was pinfall or submission.
I would call a doctor, but it's impossible to make an appointment with such a jaw while also being breathless and shivering with antici
pation. So I'm sitting here on the edge of my seat, white knuckled while awaiting the most Rematched of all rematches!
Anyone else having extreme symptoms to this most earth shattering of announcements?
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 31, 2013 10:26:53 GMT -5
That announcement was totally Dixie Cartered
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 31, 2013 10:27:17 GMT -5
Regular Singles match blew my mind so much, I didn't even react properly to the closing angle from Raw last night. It was that immense.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 31, 2013 10:45:33 GMT -5
NEVER BEFORE! NEVER AGAIN! LIKE TOTALLY YOU GUYZ!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 10:47:22 GMT -5
What could be more thrilling than a standard title match between Cena and Orton in the year 2014?
Not much I say.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 31, 2013 10:59:14 GMT -5
I really hope they cater to the fans and allow ropes on the ring, and a ring apron.
And can you even imagine if they give the wrestlers entrance music and turn the lights on for the event?
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Post by shaker on Dec 31, 2013 11:24:35 GMT -5
To be fair - a non gimmick match (with presumably no BS interference) would be a change for Orton.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 11:30:24 GMT -5
IIRC they've been through I Quit, Hell in a Cell, 60-minute Ironman, tables and TLC matches together. Would be a shame if after all of that, their last match is just a regular singles bout.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 12:29:49 GMT -5
I saw the mention of antici...pation and thought that Tim Curry had been added to the main event in place of Cena.
Rocky vs Lesnar at Wrestlemania, book it.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 31, 2013 12:30:34 GMT -5
I don't know about you, but I certainly can't wait for this...SINGLES MATCH.
JOHN CENA...has a really great...THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 12:32:53 GMT -5
Coming soon to PPV - WWE Regular Singles 2014
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 31, 2013 12:37:20 GMT -5
They can point to the Rumble's strong buyrate as proof Cena vs Orton draws, especially if TLC tanked.</smark>
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 31, 2013 12:39:05 GMT -5
Got so excited, I botched my match graphic. I'll have to re-do it and upload it again when I wake up.
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 31, 2013 12:45:58 GMT -5
IIRC they've been through I Quit, Hell in a Cell, 60-minute Ironman, tables and TLC matches together. Would be a shame if after all of that, their last match is just a regular singles bout. it's like they're doing the anti-feud build. you know start off at singles, then maybe no countout, then no DQ, then steel cage etc. but not these two innovaters, get all the gimmick stuff out of the way so the conclusion of the feud can be...REGULAR! SINGLES! MATCH!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 13:00:40 GMT -5
I hope this leads to Cena winning by countout and celebrating.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 13:20:27 GMT -5
What they should be doing is creating a new, innovative match concept. I'm thinking steel cage, escape only with Iron Man rules.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 31, 2013 13:22:14 GMT -5
When Cole said "One of the biggest rematches of all time!", I have never felt more compelled to reach through my TV screen and punch WWE right in it's goddamn face.
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Post by dragonsteincole on Dec 31, 2013 14:04:48 GMT -5
When Cole said "One of the biggest rematches of all time!", I have never felt more compelled to reach through my TV screen and punch WWE right in it's goddamn face. There is hype, and there's hyperbole. Then there's this bullshit. There isn't a real way they can justify it either. It could be a great match, if Orton's last match with Daniel Bryan was anything to go by. It could be the best match between Cena and Orton, but giving it a stupid label like that is the reason we mock WWE mercilessly.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 15:03:23 GMT -5
HHH be trollin.....
He makes Dixie Carter's "announcements" look monumental.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 31, 2013 15:10:13 GMT -5
yeah wasn't really monumental at all
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