Post by pegasuswarrior on Jan 2, 2014 11:30:47 GMT -5
"We wish you a merry Christmas ... We wish you...!" Georgio Hackenschmidt sang as he neared his destination to greet his family.
Georgio knew he was going to be a winner with both wife and kids as he entered with his newly purchased water-dispensing machine. His wife would love the cost-cutting the jugs of water would save them buying in bulk, his "environmentally conscious" teenage daughter would love him for how much plastic waste would be saved from doing away with water bottle purchases, and the little ones loved pushing buttons so the dispenser was ideal for them.
Georgio wouldn't bask in the moment long, however.
Who was later put on trial for the murder of Georgio Hackenschmidt?
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Figure out the mystery by only asking yes/no questions.
I, the narrator, can only respond with "yes," "no," "I don't know," "Irrelevant," or "Rephrase your question."
There is a full explanation awaiting you once the chaos has been unraveled by you in case you don't fit together the entire story.
Just post your questions and I will quote and reply in order. Try not to spam with 50 questions in a post, but I'm not really limiting you to the number of questions per post you make. (Just don't be "that guy." Let everyone play--you know what I mean?)
Get to work, detectives!
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The Answer:
Georgio knew he was going to be a winner with both wife and kids as he entered with his newly purchased water-dispensing machine. His wife would love the cost-cutting the jugs of water would save them buying in bulk, his "environmentally conscious" teenage daughter would love him for how much plastic waste would be saved from doing away with water bottle purchases, and the little ones loved pushing buttons so the dispenser was ideal for them.
Georgio wouldn't bask in the moment long, however.
Who was later put on trial for the murder of Georgio Hackenschmidt?
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Figure out the mystery by only asking yes/no questions.
I, the narrator, can only respond with "yes," "no," "I don't know," "Irrelevant," or "Rephrase your question."
There is a full explanation awaiting you once the chaos has been unraveled by you in case you don't fit together the entire story.
Just post your questions and I will quote and reply in order. Try not to spam with 50 questions in a post, but I'm not really limiting you to the number of questions per post you make. (Just don't be "that guy." Let everyone play--you know what I mean?)
Get to work, detectives!
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The Answer:
{Spoiler}Georgio Hackenschmidt finished Christmas shopping with a purchase for the whole family. At a general merchandise store, he found a good deal on a water dispensing machine. He skipped merrily to the front of the store to get a shopping cart and load up.
During his spell of holiday joy, however, Georgio neglected to pay attention to his rolling getaway cart upon unloading the machine in his vehicle. The shopping cart dented the side of a fellow customer's car and scratched the paint. Still riding the Christmas high, Georgio retrieved the getaway cart and slid it hurriedly in the neighboring cart stall. As he dashed away, dashed away, dashed away all into his vehicle, he threw a hand up nonchalantly without much care to an apparent acquaintance who seemed to be flagging him down. No time for conversation though. It was Christmas! Time to surprise the family!
Surprise! That was no acquaintance. The owner of the smashed car door chased after Georgio, and the perceived show of disrespect was the straw that broke the crazy Christmas shopper's back. As Georgio raced out of the parking lot, the angered man raced into road rage mode. He eventually fought through traffic to get near enough to Georgio to try to flag him down. Paying no attention to his surroundings while singing in the car at the top of his lungs, Georgio was finally alarmed as the angered man slammed into the back of his car. As Georgio pulled over (now in dismay), he exited the car and approached the culprit.
Another sign of disrespect and aggression? "I don't think so," said the highly infuriated car-door owner. At that point, it was lights out for Georgio as his nose was lit up by a pistol.
Season's greetings! Patience going fast, so get to aisle 8, holiday shoppers! But take your time.
During his spell of holiday joy, however, Georgio neglected to pay attention to his rolling getaway cart upon unloading the machine in his vehicle. The shopping cart dented the side of a fellow customer's car and scratched the paint. Still riding the Christmas high, Georgio retrieved the getaway cart and slid it hurriedly in the neighboring cart stall. As he dashed away, dashed away, dashed away all into his vehicle, he threw a hand up nonchalantly without much care to an apparent acquaintance who seemed to be flagging him down. No time for conversation though. It was Christmas! Time to surprise the family!
Surprise! That was no acquaintance. The owner of the smashed car door chased after Georgio, and the perceived show of disrespect was the straw that broke the crazy Christmas shopper's back. As Georgio raced out of the parking lot, the angered man raced into road rage mode. He eventually fought through traffic to get near enough to Georgio to try to flag him down. Paying no attention to his surroundings while singing in the car at the top of his lungs, Georgio was finally alarmed as the angered man slammed into the back of his car. As Georgio pulled over (now in dismay), he exited the car and approached the culprit.
Another sign of disrespect and aggression? "I don't think so," said the highly infuriated car-door owner. At that point, it was lights out for Georgio as his nose was lit up by a pistol.
Season's greetings! Patience going fast, so get to aisle 8, holiday shoppers! But take your time.
