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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 10:15:15 GMT -5
When sold to various nations Shelton Benjamin would be blamed for the double/triple dip recessions in Western democracies.
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Post by Lancers on Jan 5, 2014 10:15:50 GMT -5
Ric Flair would be covered in dirt while playing Scrabble
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 10:22:56 GMT -5
Goldust would have been the creative mind behind Metropolis Street Racer on the Dreamcast.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 10:25:35 GMT -5
Ric Flair would be covered in dirt while playing Scrabble While wearing a fig leaf.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 5, 2014 10:41:55 GMT -5
Vader would be managed by Walter Emanuel Jones during his WWF run instead of Jim Cornette.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 11:03:42 GMT -5
John Cena would have a PhD in Music Theory and would exclusively talk about rap.
Kofi Kingston would wield the combined might of thousands of collegiate, high school and peewee sports teams.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jan 5, 2014 11:29:11 GMT -5
Triple H would be Connect Four Rick Steiner would look like Gizmo with the face of a pomeranian Ric Flair would look like a pre-pubescent child with tree bark for skin Shane Douglas would be a McDonalds Cody Rhodes would always be running and incapable of stopping Kofi Kingston would be an Ocelot Juventud Guerrerra would be a delicious jug of Kool-aid
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 12:51:28 GMT -5
Stone Cold would face The Rock at Wrestlemania XVII in a Minerals on the Pole match.
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Post by Lazy peon on Jan 5, 2014 12:57:12 GMT -5
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Post by tekkenguy on Jan 5, 2014 13:12:33 GMT -5
-Nobody larger than Big Show is allowed to play sports. -Zack Ryder would be a sweet drink. -Shawn Michaels can cause mass heart attacks. -Triple H is the leader of an organization of monarchs. -Dwayne Johnson would be made of stone. -Jimmy Snuka would be a giant insect. -Dusty Rhodes only exists in sleeping U.S. citizens' minds. -Eddie Guerrero is a fireball. -Davey Boy Smith is a canine.
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Post by Aceorton on Jan 5, 2014 13:47:19 GMT -5
Brian Pillman died when his clock reached zero and he exploded.
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Post by BigWill on Jan 5, 2014 13:54:09 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels would be a child that opens up his opponents chests, and crushes their hearts.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 13:55:52 GMT -5
Steve Austin would wear like 7 pairs of trunks because his stones are so cold.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 5, 2014 14:07:28 GMT -5
Sabu would be Krispen Wah. C**** *****t never killed an entire race.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 14:12:45 GMT -5
Billy Gunn is half man half donkey
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 5, 2014 14:14:51 GMT -5
The Miz would be awesome...oh wait.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 14:16:13 GMT -5
Chan Sung Jung would have taken over every form of combat sport with his virus riddled blood.
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 5, 2014 14:24:01 GMT -5
-Ernest The Cat Miller would be either a feline, a burglar or a furry. -Diamond Dallas Page would be hard, 5 sided, sparkle and the ladies would like to own him. -General Rection would be censored every time he's on screen. -The Dicks would be complete jerks. -The French Canadians would be Canadians who happen to be French, oh wait... -GI Bro would be a bro who happens to be a soldier, oh wait...
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Post by tekkenguy on Jan 5, 2014 14:32:19 GMT -5
-Beth Phoenix would be from Brazil. -Dolph Ziggler would be responsible for canceling Broadway performances constantly. -Christian would sail the USS Charisma. -Rey Mysterio would be a Chihuahua always underneath the table. -John Morrison would be a handsome member of an Indian tribe. -Wade Barrett would work for CNN. -Chris Jericho would be the leader of the Middle Eastern country of Rocknrolla. -Chris Benoit would wear a yellow suit and carry claws around. -Jim Neidhart would jump on the Looney Tunes' heads every day. -Andre the Giant and Chyna would be recognized by historians. -Ted DiBiase's net worth would be exactly $1,000,000.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 5, 2014 15:47:15 GMT -5
Sabu would be Krispen Wah. C**** *****t never killed an entire race. No, but if taken literally, Sabu would never get to the genocidal part, would he? Just like Chris Benoit.
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