Post by Big Bad Brad on Jan 7, 2014 15:35:33 GMT -5
Entrants:
17) Koko B. Ware
22) Billy Kidman
30) William Regal
Eliminations:
3)In a huge upset, Gilberg actually hits a spear on the freshly entered Musketeer. He dumps him out, and shouts WHO's NEXT!
1) & 4) Drew McIntyre enters and tries to eliminate Tyson Kidd, but Gillberg shocks the world by eliminating both men. Gillberg is unstopple!!!!
5)The Gillberg domination continues as he clothlines Hacksaw Jim Duggan over the top as soon as he enters the ring.Afterward he begins shouting "Feed Me More" "Feed Me More" and the crowd chants along
6) Just Joe goes up to Eugene, telling him that he heard from the locker room that everyone is afraid of Eugene and that he'll easily win the Rumble, but then everybody will be sad. So he tells him if he wants to be a real winner he should eliminate himself. So Eugene does... and immediately feels incredibly dumb.
7 and 9) Mustafa Saed and Just Joe are grapping against the Ropes. Gilberg wants to reclaim his dominance so he dumps them both!
8 and 11) The Shield's music hits and everyone in the arena pops.Unfortunately since is the curtain jerk rumble it's not the actual shield it's Hornswoggle,El Torito and Dink The Clown dressed in Shield outfits. They still storm the ring and clean house and use the numbers game to knock everyone out. Afterwards Crush and the newly entered Perry Saturn are eliminated because they have to be taken out on stretchers and can no longer continue after the beating they recieved.
2) Danny Davis comes in and helps Conway filp Gillberg over the ropes. Gillberg lands on the apron but since Davis is also the referee for this Rumble he rules that Gillberg's feet hit the floor and he's out.
13) Jinder Mahal enters and faces Rob Conway in the Battle of Apathy. Conway wins with ease and tosses Mahal out in short order. Of course, the whole crowd was asleep during the fight.
10) Shark Boy just looks at Rob Conway............ his mask freaks him out so Conway hops over the top
14) Dino Bravo gorilla presses Shark Boy over the top
19) A newly entered Steve Blackman is eliminated in 5 seconds after a running clothesline from Tatanka the second he enters the Rumble
12) and 16) Here comes Gillberg again and he's really mad! Here come Gillberg again, he's really angry! He spears Davis and Tatanka and tosses them both out before security chases him out of the ring. As he madly dashes away he is heard screaming the whole time "WHOSE FIRST?!" He was later apprehended, but his legendary run this day would live on in legend.
23) Marty Jannetty would have entered here but he couldn't pass wellness.
24)Scotty 2 Hotty might as well be Scotty 2 Notty as he is eliminated within seconds after a spinning crescent kick by the 1-2-3 Kid
21) 123 Kid is gone when Grandmaster Sexay rushes in and clotheslines the Kid from behind, avenging his partner's elimination.
15)Al Snow is eliminated after a running drop kick from Billy Kidman
18) Kaienti teams up to dump out Dino Bravo because they are EEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!..... Indeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!
27) D'lo Brown enters and everyone else in the ring gang up on him and eliminates him as he is the biggest size threat in the ring.
28) Hakushi enters only to be quickly tossed out by Koko B. Ware
29) As Bad News Brown makes his way into the ring, a giant podium rises up from out of the ground, Bad News Barrett banging away with a gavel. He proclaims that he has some bad news: nobody remembers Bad News Brown and that he'll likely just get eliminated soon. In fact, he's about to be right now! Distracted by this nonsense, Taka and Funaki sure enough dump the man from behind! Furious, Bad News chases after Barrett, eyes full of fury as the Englishman quickly leaps down and sprints off to the back to avoid his wrath.
26) Taka Michinoku gets dropkicked out by Funaki, because he's evil. INDEED!!!!
20) Funaki then turns around and meets the power of the punch and it sends him over the top
25) Grandmaster Sexay acts all hip hop around Koko trying to impress him but Koko aint got time for that shit so he dropkicks Sexay out of the ring.
17) Koko B. Ware
22) Billy Kidman
30) William Regal
Eliminations:
3)In a huge upset, Gilberg actually hits a spear on the freshly entered Musketeer. He dumps him out, and shouts WHO's NEXT!
1) & 4) Drew McIntyre enters and tries to eliminate Tyson Kidd, but Gillberg shocks the world by eliminating both men. Gillberg is unstopple!!!!
5)The Gillberg domination continues as he clothlines Hacksaw Jim Duggan over the top as soon as he enters the ring.Afterward he begins shouting "Feed Me More" "Feed Me More" and the crowd chants along
6) Just Joe goes up to Eugene, telling him that he heard from the locker room that everyone is afraid of Eugene and that he'll easily win the Rumble, but then everybody will be sad. So he tells him if he wants to be a real winner he should eliminate himself. So Eugene does... and immediately feels incredibly dumb.
7 and 9) Mustafa Saed and Just Joe are grapping against the Ropes. Gilberg wants to reclaim his dominance so he dumps them both!
8 and 11) The Shield's music hits and everyone in the arena pops.Unfortunately since is the curtain jerk rumble it's not the actual shield it's Hornswoggle,El Torito and Dink The Clown dressed in Shield outfits. They still storm the ring and clean house and use the numbers game to knock everyone out. Afterwards Crush and the newly entered Perry Saturn are eliminated because they have to be taken out on stretchers and can no longer continue after the beating they recieved.
2) Danny Davis comes in and helps Conway filp Gillberg over the ropes. Gillberg lands on the apron but since Davis is also the referee for this Rumble he rules that Gillberg's feet hit the floor and he's out.
13) Jinder Mahal enters and faces Rob Conway in the Battle of Apathy. Conway wins with ease and tosses Mahal out in short order. Of course, the whole crowd was asleep during the fight.
10) Shark Boy just looks at Rob Conway............ his mask freaks him out so Conway hops over the top
14) Dino Bravo gorilla presses Shark Boy over the top
19) A newly entered Steve Blackman is eliminated in 5 seconds after a running clothesline from Tatanka the second he enters the Rumble
12) and 16) Here comes Gillberg again and he's really mad! Here come Gillberg again, he's really angry! He spears Davis and Tatanka and tosses them both out before security chases him out of the ring. As he madly dashes away he is heard screaming the whole time "WHOSE FIRST?!" He was later apprehended, but his legendary run this day would live on in legend.
23) Marty Jannetty would have entered here but he couldn't pass wellness.
24)Scotty 2 Hotty might as well be Scotty 2 Notty as he is eliminated within seconds after a spinning crescent kick by the 1-2-3 Kid
21) 123 Kid is gone when Grandmaster Sexay rushes in and clotheslines the Kid from behind, avenging his partner's elimination.
15)Al Snow is eliminated after a running drop kick from Billy Kidman
18) Kaienti teams up to dump out Dino Bravo because they are EEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!..... Indeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!
27) D'lo Brown enters and everyone else in the ring gang up on him and eliminates him as he is the biggest size threat in the ring.
28) Hakushi enters only to be quickly tossed out by Koko B. Ware
29) As Bad News Brown makes his way into the ring, a giant podium rises up from out of the ground, Bad News Barrett banging away with a gavel. He proclaims that he has some bad news: nobody remembers Bad News Brown and that he'll likely just get eliminated soon. In fact, he's about to be right now! Distracted by this nonsense, Taka and Funaki sure enough dump the man from behind! Furious, Bad News chases after Barrett, eyes full of fury as the Englishman quickly leaps down and sprints off to the back to avoid his wrath.
26) Taka Michinoku gets dropkicked out by Funaki, because he's evil. INDEED!!!!
20) Funaki then turns around and meets the power of the punch and it sends him over the top
25) Grandmaster Sexay acts all hip hop around Koko trying to impress him but Koko aint got time for that shit so he dropkicks Sexay out of the ring.