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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 9, 2014 10:34:32 GMT -5
Curtis Axel has a face that screams "I have nothing going on between my ears".
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 9, 2014 11:02:38 GMT -5
Dude, he reads 2 books a month!! Come on! Yeah but it's always the same two books. "Catcher In The Rye and Green Eggs And Ham are both literary classics, dammit!"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 9, 2014 11:38:14 GMT -5
the "2 books a month" Ryback reads are copies of "Plumpers" and "Drunk Chicks".
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 9, 2014 12:31:16 GMT -5
First ones that spring to mind: Kerry Von Erich Billy Gunn Sam Houston Davey Boy Smith Both Steiners Hey, I'll have you know Scott Steiner went to a highly educated university! Also, I think the Hardyz come off as a bit dumb because they have like, the most stereotypically southern accents ever.. Regionalist.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 9, 2014 13:00:01 GMT -5
Dumb wrestler? I got two words for you: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}MATT FREAKIN' HARDY!!! You know what, let's throw in Jeff as well. You got Matt being a total dunce and ruining the appeal of social media, whereas Jeff, who says no one should call him out for living life his way, shows up on a PPV high as a freaking kite. Not to mention the strikes he got in WWE, WHILE GETTING A f***ING PUSH!!!!
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Post by shaker on Jan 9, 2014 14:03:12 GMT -5
Eva Marie. Strikes me as someone you literally could not have a conversation with, as her mind cannot function on that level.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Jan 9, 2014 16:16:30 GMT -5
Heath Slater seems very very limited. And there's the CorRe with two R thing.
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Post by Bootista on Jan 9, 2014 16:21:55 GMT -5
Big Show, How dumb can you be to invest in Strip Malls?
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Jan 9, 2014 16:39:26 GMT -5
I will never forget the legend of The Last Outlaw Yeah this guy has got to take the cake, he could have had $30,000 but instead took a developmental contract for three months and never even wrestled for FCW. What a moron. Why, whats the deal here?
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Post by nickcave on Jan 9, 2014 16:58:29 GMT -5
Yeah this guy has got to take the cake, he could have had $30,000 but instead took a developmental contract for three months and never even wrestled for FCW. What a moron. Why, whats the deal here? He was a generic indie cowboy wrestler who wouldn't have been noticed if not for the fact that he trademarked the nickname "The Last Outlaw" which WWE wanted to use for the Undertaker. They offered him $30,000 for the nickname but he turned it down to ask for a developmental contract. So instead of getting $30,000, he got a grand total of $6000 to do basically nothing for FCW for three months before he was released. He never wrestle on the main show, they just hired him so they could fire him basically.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 9, 2014 20:26:43 GMT -5
Eva Marie. Strikes me as someone you literally could not have a conversation with, as her mind cannot function on that level. Oh man, surprised we got to page 3 before someone brought her up. In particular that episode of Total Divas where she works as a ring announcer and then is proud of her job after totally botching it, but says, "At least I didn't cheat" really proves that point. Don't get me wrong I'm sure Total Divas is scripted to heck, but Eva's stupidity just seems so genuine.
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Post by Crimson on Jan 9, 2014 20:33:33 GMT -5
.....Going to go to hell for this: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jan 9, 2014 20:49:57 GMT -5
Why, whats the deal here? He was a generic indie cowboy wrestler who wouldn't have been noticed if not for the fact that he trademarked the nickname "The Last Outlaw" which WWE wanted to use for the Undertaker. They offered him $30,000 for the nickname but he turned it down to ask for a developmental contract. So instead of getting $30,000, he got a grand total of $6000 to do basically nothing for FCW for three months before he was released. He never wrestle on the main show, they just hired him so they could fire him basically. That's hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2014 20:51:36 GMT -5
I nominate Jericho as a darkhorse candidate, he seems like a real dumbass about anything not pertaining to wrestling.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Jan 9, 2014 21:02:02 GMT -5
Actually he's a pretty smart guy. Retirement After his release, Stipich retired from wrestling and became a chiropractor.[3] He currently works for the Advanced Comprehensive Medical team based out of Texas as a chiropractor.[10] In 2007, he received a certificate in manipulation under anesthesia from the Academy of Physical and Manual Medicine in New York.[10] In addition to his work as a chiropractor, Stipich also works as a motivational speaker and uses the Fobia character he created while in college during his talks with children.[12] Unless you were talking about his in-ring character then nevermind.
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 9, 2014 21:10:58 GMT -5
Dunno why, but I like to imagine that Damien Sandow is actually really dumb in person and his gimmick is a rib.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jan 9, 2014 21:26:48 GMT -5
Eva Marie, jesus christ, she's a f***ing omnishambles, that's what she is. she's like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, she f***s up.
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 9, 2014 21:29:55 GMT -5
Zack Ryder doesn't strike me as a smart guy, considering he doesn't seem all that different to the dudebro character he plays and has whined about his lack of a push so often it's a wonder he's still employed.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 9, 2014 21:31:59 GMT -5
Actually he's a pretty smart guy. Retirement After his release, Stipich retired from wrestling and became a chiropractor.[3] He currently works for the Advanced Comprehensive Medical team based out of Texas as a chiropractor.[10] In 2007, he received a certificate in manipulation under anesthesia from the Academy of Physical and Manual Medicine in New York.[10] In addition to his work as a chiropractor, Stipich also works as a motivational speaker and uses the Fobia character he created while in college during his talks with children.[12] Unless you were talking about his in-ring character then nevermind. Actually as far as chiropractors go they're pretty much bottom rung as far as the medical world is concerned. There are plenty of MDs (probably the majority) that argue chiropractors shouldn't even be called doctors. The certificate a chiropractor has to get for his craft is considerably different from what a traditional MD needs. Likewise, plenty of motivational speakers are idiots at least in the sense a lot of people on here are using. Being a good motivational speaker is all about having confidence.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 9, 2014 21:34:39 GMT -5
Rodney Mack?
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