Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 17, 2014 14:07:32 GMT -5
Given TNA's money problems, I bet it's a house of cats that a old lady willed her fortune to.
The Impact zone will now originate from that house.
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Post by toodarkmark on Jan 17, 2014 14:09:49 GMT -5
Im excited to see who it is, since they can sign contracts using the name "TNA Investor." That usually would not stand up in court, so this person must be above the law!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 17, 2014 14:12:30 GMT -5
Im excited to see who it is, since they can sign contracts using the name "TNA Investor." That usually would not stand up in court, so this person must be above the law! Maybe his name is Mr. E Investor? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 14:16:13 GMT -5
Im excited to see who it is, since they can sign contracts using the name "TNA Investor." That usually would not stand up in court, so this person must be above the law! Maybe his name is Mr. E Investor? His name is now "Mr. Ernesto Investor Esq." This investor will be referred by me as such until further notice. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 14:16:17 GMT -5
Clearly it's Prince Nana and he has duped Dixie with an email scam and he now owns TNA.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 17, 2014 14:21:30 GMT -5
Maybe his name is Mr. E Investor? His name is now "Mr. Ernesto Investor Esq." This investor will be referred by me as such until further notice. I concour! even when the real investor is revealed unless it's someone really awesome I shall think he is only thinking in terms of Mr. Ernesto Investor Esquire's best interest. |
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jan 17, 2014 15:27:26 GMT -5
I'd give anything for TNA brought to you by Carl's Jr. Society just hasn't fallen far enough yet.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 17, 2014 15:46:04 GMT -5
I'd give anything for TNA brought to you by Carl's Jr. Society just hasn't fallen far enough yet. TNA used have main events sponsored by Wrangler and 5 Hour Energy so it would be par for the course. |
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 17, 2014 15:51:23 GMT -5
"What's Mahon McShane doing in the Impact Zone?!"
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Post by The Masked Heel WAS WRONG on Jan 17, 2014 16:14:57 GMT -5
It's the Primetime Players.
They took their millions of dollars and invested in TNA.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 17:16:03 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm guessing it is Sting, who will then "re-sign" Jeff Hardy to face Magnus at Lockdown, and signed the American Wolves to take the belts from Bro Mans.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 17, 2014 18:05:47 GMT -5
I've figured it out! it's the third Park brother Steve park. It was all notarized at the law offices of Park, Park and Park.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 17, 2014 18:57:03 GMT -5
I'd give anything for TNA brought to you by Carl's Jr. Society just hasn't fallen far enough yet. TNA used have main events sponsored by Wrangler and 5 Hour Energy so it would be par for the course. Don't forget the one hour Saturday night Impacts sponsored by Morphoplex! |
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Post by salz4life on Jan 17, 2014 20:44:46 GMT -5
Sonny Ono
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 17, 2014 22:11:35 GMT -5
TNA used have main events sponsored by Wrangler and 5 Hour Energy so it would be par for the course. Don't forget the one hour Saturday night Impacts sponsored by Morphoplex!  You too can get a body like Larry Zbyszko by taking Morphoplex. |
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jan 17, 2014 22:27:14 GMT -5
Whoever it is, they're bloody stupid for investing in a company like TNA.
They can't be a very good business person.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 17, 2014 22:30:56 GMT -5
Whoever it is, they're bloody stupid for investing in a company like TNA. They can't be a very good business person. Don't besmirch the intelligence of Mr. Ernesto Investor, Esquire! |
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Post by kieran on Jan 19, 2014 11:06:02 GMT -5
Clearly it's Prince Nana and he has duped Dixie with an email scam and he now owns TNA. This cracked me up. |
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Post by shaker on Jan 20, 2014 13:51:14 GMT -5
Mystery Investor
Well let's break it down.
Mystery - Mister E.
Investor - In Vest Or.
So his name is Mr. E In Vest Or
Shuffle that around, Mr. Vine I.T. Rso
Not too far a stretch to turn it into this: Mr. Vin_e R_s_so
Three missing letters there; and we know TNA sucks, so it must be either S,U,C,K or S.
Sub those in and you get Mr. Vince Russo.
The letters don't lie, and they spell disaster for TNA.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 13:58:47 GMT -5
Upon further analysis the mystery investor is:  "Goddammit Businessman Sin Cara, point at the TNA wall!" |
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