Post by fw91 on Jan 20, 2014 21:15:28 GMT -5
Entrants:
11) Haku
29) Sabu
30) Fandango
Eliminations
3) Cheex passes out from exhaustion while attempting to make it to the ring
4) Because it's best for business The Shield and 3MB have Undertaker tied up backstage making him unavaible to enter the ring when he is scheduled to enter at number 4.
2) In a twist of irony, Brakkus is tossed out by Ryback for failing Wellness
9) Hornswoggle just lost a lot of money betting on the Patriots. He needs to take his fustrations out on somebody and Vader chose the wrong time to wear his Broncos T-Shirt.
6) The crowd starts chanting madly for Goldberg, driving Ryback even more nuts. It also doesn't help that Ebessan decided to imitate Goldberg as well, coincidentally enough, and that Gillberg has inexplicably shown up on the entrance ramp. The Big Guy covers his ears and keeps screaming for them all to "shut up" but it's not use! Eventually Ryback flips out, leaps over the top rope, and dives into the crowd, pummeling random fans as security tries to break it up. Goldberg and "Ebeberg" just shrug at each other.
12) Christian seeks out the Godfather and offers him a sweet deal on some Malaysian ladies. A disgusted Godfather pimp-slaps Christian out of the ring.
7) Ax hits the ring and he teams up with Crush and they beat the snot out of Goldberg before throwing him over the top rope
8) Ebessan falls victim to all members of Demolition
13) Haku kicks Ax out of the ring
1) Viscera enters the ring and unloads on his old rival Diesel and slams him over the top rope
5) Animal hits the ring and he Powerslams Crush out of the ring
16) Ralphus leaves the ring, after finding out that his dental plan finally kicked in, and he can now see a dentist for implants.
14 and 21) Sting hits the ring and throws out Smash. After he gets the crowd to pop HHH who has snuck in the ring Pedigree's him and throws him out because a WWE wrestler winning is best for business
20) Hakushi is double clotheslined over the top by LOD
25) As Carlito is making his way down to the ring, some crazy woman yells out "I hope you choke on your apple!" The Carribean one is so upset by this insensitivity that he tosses his fruit aside and starts bawling uncontrollably, running off to the back with his hands in his face. After a a few minutes, it's clear he's far too upset to participate.
18 and 23) Kane chokeslams both members of LOD over the top
19) Haku chops Droz over the top
28) As soon as Batista hits the ring he is ambushed by 3MB and beaten within an inch of his life and taken out in the ambulance
24) "The World's Largest Love Machine" Viscera starts putting the moves to Sarita. Disgusted, Sarita hops over the top and walks out
17) Kane chokeslams Eugene then throws him out of the ring
10) The Godfather attempts to buy off Mordecai with some of his finest, but obviously this fails. Insulted by this sinful monster, Mordecai boots him in the face and sends him sailing out of the ring with a Crucifix Powerbomb, the Pimp Daddy bowling over his stable as they attempt to catch him on his descent!
27) Sabu hits Mordecai over the top with a steel chair
15) Viscera tries to put his moves on Summer Rae. An angry Fandango grabs the chair from Sabu and knocks Viscera over the ropes.
26)Kane starts handing out pamphlets for the Libertarian Party and starts trying to bore everyone with political talk so they all gang up on him and throw him out
22) Fandango gracefully dances out the way when Umaga tries his signature running attack. Umaga misses and his own momentum carries him out
11) Haku
29) Sabu
30) Fandango
Eliminations
3) Cheex passes out from exhaustion while attempting to make it to the ring
4) Because it's best for business The Shield and 3MB have Undertaker tied up backstage making him unavaible to enter the ring when he is scheduled to enter at number 4.
2) In a twist of irony, Brakkus is tossed out by Ryback for failing Wellness
9) Hornswoggle just lost a lot of money betting on the Patriots. He needs to take his fustrations out on somebody and Vader chose the wrong time to wear his Broncos T-Shirt.
6) The crowd starts chanting madly for Goldberg, driving Ryback even more nuts. It also doesn't help that Ebessan decided to imitate Goldberg as well, coincidentally enough, and that Gillberg has inexplicably shown up on the entrance ramp. The Big Guy covers his ears and keeps screaming for them all to "shut up" but it's not use! Eventually Ryback flips out, leaps over the top rope, and dives into the crowd, pummeling random fans as security tries to break it up. Goldberg and "Ebeberg" just shrug at each other.
12) Christian seeks out the Godfather and offers him a sweet deal on some Malaysian ladies. A disgusted Godfather pimp-slaps Christian out of the ring.
7) Ax hits the ring and he teams up with Crush and they beat the snot out of Goldberg before throwing him over the top rope
8) Ebessan falls victim to all members of Demolition
13) Haku kicks Ax out of the ring
1) Viscera enters the ring and unloads on his old rival Diesel and slams him over the top rope
5) Animal hits the ring and he Powerslams Crush out of the ring
16) Ralphus leaves the ring, after finding out that his dental plan finally kicked in, and he can now see a dentist for implants.
14 and 21) Sting hits the ring and throws out Smash. After he gets the crowd to pop HHH who has snuck in the ring Pedigree's him and throws him out because a WWE wrestler winning is best for business
20) Hakushi is double clotheslined over the top by LOD
25) As Carlito is making his way down to the ring, some crazy woman yells out "I hope you choke on your apple!" The Carribean one is so upset by this insensitivity that he tosses his fruit aside and starts bawling uncontrollably, running off to the back with his hands in his face. After a a few minutes, it's clear he's far too upset to participate.
18 and 23) Kane chokeslams both members of LOD over the top
19) Haku chops Droz over the top
28) As soon as Batista hits the ring he is ambushed by 3MB and beaten within an inch of his life and taken out in the ambulance
24) "The World's Largest Love Machine" Viscera starts putting the moves to Sarita. Disgusted, Sarita hops over the top and walks out
17) Kane chokeslams Eugene then throws him out of the ring
10) The Godfather attempts to buy off Mordecai with some of his finest, but obviously this fails. Insulted by this sinful monster, Mordecai boots him in the face and sends him sailing out of the ring with a Crucifix Powerbomb, the Pimp Daddy bowling over his stable as they attempt to catch him on his descent!
27) Sabu hits Mordecai over the top with a steel chair
15) Viscera tries to put his moves on Summer Rae. An angry Fandango grabs the chair from Sabu and knocks Viscera over the ropes.
26)Kane starts handing out pamphlets for the Libertarian Party and starts trying to bore everyone with political talk so they all gang up on him and throw him out
22) Fandango gracefully dances out the way when Umaga tries his signature running attack. Umaga misses and his own momentum carries him out