Post by RadcapRadsley on Jan 22, 2014 1:13:12 GMT -5
Entrants:
28) Bray Wyatt
Eliminations:
2) Cookie is immediately kicked over the top by Senshi
3) Bo Dallas enters as he prepares to pull out an unboleivable win, but Senshi quickly kicks him into bo-blivion as well, ensuring us that tonight there will be no mo Bo.
5) HHH doesn't think Jersey Shore gimmicks are best for business so he Pedigrees Robbie E. before he makes it into the ring
4) Hade Vensen just disappears without any explanation.
8) A newly aggressive ADR attacks Batista before he can enter the rumble and makes him tap out in arm bar which he does not let go of.After security finally removes him Batista has to be taken to the hospital and misses the Rumble
6) Ricardo Rodrigues sneaks behind Sarita and tosses her out, and then does a victory slide
11) With millions of dollars,millions of dollars at stake the other 4 wrestlers gang up on the larger new entrant Titus O'Neill and throw him out.
9 and 10) Ricardo Rodriguez and Rockstar Spud decide to attack Brock Lesnar as he enters. Big mistake. He beats the ever living shit out of them. Then, he throws Spud 5 rows deep into the audience and then bodyslams Ricardo out, sending him flying all the way through the announcer's
table.
1 and 7) Lesnar then sets his sights on both Senshi and Aries. He gorilla presses Sensi over the top halfway up the ramp, then F5's Aries out
12 )Super Cena is tired of all the bullying so he hits Lesnar with a bunch of punches,a big boot and then an atomic leg drop and then he throws him out
14) Samoa Joe runs in and starts to work over Cena. But Cena calls over a hotdog vendor to stand next to the ring. This distracts Joe enough to let Cena sneak up behind him and dump him over
16) The Miz keeps Maryse from entering, because he wants to be the more relevant one
15) Kassius Ohno falls victim to a main roster alliance
13 & 18) Okada comes in and, hoping to make everyone forget about his disastrous TNA run, destroys both Cena and Young with a pair of Rainmakers! Following this he tosses them both out at the same time!
19) Okada is GTS'd over the top by Punk
20) Kane announces that CM Punk failed a drug test and has security remove him from the Rumble.
23) Dean Ambrose is drop kicked out in seconds by Ziggler
24) Gail Kim eliminates herself because that is what she does best
27) Crazy Ryback is still far too busy brawling with random audience members and being subdued by security to realize his number has been called. After a few minutes have passed, he's disqualified for failing to show up.
26 and 21) Bray Wyatt enters the ring and him and Rowan team up and clean house first they take out Rollins then they take out Bateman erm Carter III
17) The Wyatt Family takes out Ziggler
30) Fandango is not match for the Wyatt Family as Harper big boots him over the top
25) Reigns is facing a distinct disadvantage, as the Wyatt Family turn their sights on him. Wyatt steps through the ropes and sits in his rocking chair as Harper and Rowan go to work on Reigns. However, Harper misses a big boot on Reigns in the corner, allowing the muscle of the Shield to sprint for the ropes and drill Rowan with a spear as he tries to intervene! Reigns grabs Rowan by the jumpsuit, hauls him up, and throws him over the top!
22) However, while Reigns is celebrating, Harper and Wyatt avenge their brethren by teaming up to toss the big man out.
29)Luke Harper volunteers to leave for his brother and raises Bray Wyatts hand in victory
28) Bray Wyatt
Eliminations:
2) Cookie is immediately kicked over the top by Senshi
3) Bo Dallas enters as he prepares to pull out an unboleivable win, but Senshi quickly kicks him into bo-blivion as well, ensuring us that tonight there will be no mo Bo.
5) HHH doesn't think Jersey Shore gimmicks are best for business so he Pedigrees Robbie E. before he makes it into the ring
4) Hade Vensen just disappears without any explanation.
8) A newly aggressive ADR attacks Batista before he can enter the rumble and makes him tap out in arm bar which he does not let go of.After security finally removes him Batista has to be taken to the hospital and misses the Rumble
6) Ricardo Rodrigues sneaks behind Sarita and tosses her out, and then does a victory slide
11) With millions of dollars,millions of dollars at stake the other 4 wrestlers gang up on the larger new entrant Titus O'Neill and throw him out.
9 and 10) Ricardo Rodriguez and Rockstar Spud decide to attack Brock Lesnar as he enters. Big mistake. He beats the ever living shit out of them. Then, he throws Spud 5 rows deep into the audience and then bodyslams Ricardo out, sending him flying all the way through the announcer's
table.
1 and 7) Lesnar then sets his sights on both Senshi and Aries. He gorilla presses Sensi over the top halfway up the ramp, then F5's Aries out
12 )Super Cena is tired of all the bullying so he hits Lesnar with a bunch of punches,a big boot and then an atomic leg drop and then he throws him out
14) Samoa Joe runs in and starts to work over Cena. But Cena calls over a hotdog vendor to stand next to the ring. This distracts Joe enough to let Cena sneak up behind him and dump him over
16) The Miz keeps Maryse from entering, because he wants to be the more relevant one
15) Kassius Ohno falls victim to a main roster alliance
13 & 18) Okada comes in and, hoping to make everyone forget about his disastrous TNA run, destroys both Cena and Young with a pair of Rainmakers! Following this he tosses them both out at the same time!
19) Okada is GTS'd over the top by Punk
20) Kane announces that CM Punk failed a drug test and has security remove him from the Rumble.
23) Dean Ambrose is drop kicked out in seconds by Ziggler
24) Gail Kim eliminates herself because that is what she does best
27) Crazy Ryback is still far too busy brawling with random audience members and being subdued by security to realize his number has been called. After a few minutes have passed, he's disqualified for failing to show up.
26 and 21) Bray Wyatt enters the ring and him and Rowan team up and clean house first they take out Rollins then they take out Bateman erm Carter III
17) The Wyatt Family takes out Ziggler
30) Fandango is not match for the Wyatt Family as Harper big boots him over the top
25) Reigns is facing a distinct disadvantage, as the Wyatt Family turn their sights on him. Wyatt steps through the ropes and sits in his rocking chair as Harper and Rowan go to work on Reigns. However, Harper misses a big boot on Reigns in the corner, allowing the muscle of the Shield to sprint for the ropes and drill Rowan with a spear as he tries to intervene! Reigns grabs Rowan by the jumpsuit, hauls him up, and throws him over the top!
22) However, while Reigns is celebrating, Harper and Wyatt avenge their brethren by teaming up to toss the big man out.
29)Luke Harper volunteers to leave for his brother and raises Bray Wyatts hand in victory