Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 25, 2014 16:18:15 GMT -5
Entrants:
1) Rick Martel
20) Dolph Ziggler
27) CM Punk
30) Bret Hart
Eliminations:
2) Even Pat Patterson is not turned on by Naked Mideon, so he tosses him out
7 and 6) Ryback beats the crap out of Goldberg and sends him to the hospital before he can even enter. HHH worried Undertaker could break down if he is in the Rumble too long sends in The Shield,XPac,Brad Maddox and Michael Cole to subdue Undertaker and get him out of the ring cause a fresh Taker at Wrestlemania is best for business
8) Like a true Rock Star, Heath Slater refuses to enter because someone forgot to remove the yellow M&Ms from his bowl
4) France outduels Germany as Dupree tosses Alex Wright over the top
10) Rhino and Dupree team up and eliminate Ken Shamrock with a well timed double clothesline the second he enters the ring
11) Minutes before his entry at 11,Greg Valentine tells Honky Tonk Man he has no plan to ever reunite Rhythm and Blues so a furious HTM hits Valentine over the head with his guitar.WWE now worried about concussions is told by medical Valentine can't wrestle even though Valentine claims he feels fine.
3) Pat Patterson gets tossed out by Jack Swagger because he is not a real american
14) Shawn Michaels enters the ring and he is immediately speared by Gillberg before being thrown out
5) Tanaka enters the ring with a steel chair and proceeds to brutalize Rhino with stiff shot after shot, dazing the man beast with ease. Wrapping the weapon around his arm, Tanaka charges in and delivers a chair-assisted lariato to the face, sending Rhino flying to the outside in a heap!
12) Gillberg realizes that he won't get his showdown with Goldberg thanks to Ryback so he eliminates himself.
15)Hulk Hogan enters the ring and heads straight for Jack Swagger because he considers himself the Americanist American and Swagger as a false patriot.After a series of punches he throws him into the ropes for a big boot but Swagger ducks and Hogan boots out MVP instead.
9) Now that HBK is gone, Jannetty wants to prove that he is not the "Jannetty" and wants to win this thing.He clothesline Rene Dupree over the top
19) Justin Gabriel stupidly goes for the 450 splash. Ziggler pushes him off the turnbuckle
21) As Kaitlyn is making her way down to the ring, she's suddenly stopped by Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose, who inform her that they've been looking for her all day. They tell her that they have a Shield meeting scheduled which they need her to attend. Kaitlyn attempts to tell them she's not Rollins and she doesn't even have the Rollins hair anymore, but Ambrose is having none of it as he and Roman cart her off to the back, resulting in a forfeit on her part.
16) Mike Awesome takes out his old ECW rival Masato Tanaka with a vicious big boot
22) Super Cena hits the ring and he uses a firemans carry to send out Mike Awesome
18) It's Hulk Hogan vs Marty Jannetty. Who do you think wins?
25) Melina,Alicia Fox,Cameron and their Louisville Sluggers beat up Stone Cold backstage and he is unable to compete
23) Hogan boots John Cena out of the ring for being a half-assed wannabe.
26) Right before Batista enters The real cerebral assasin Hogan whispers into Jack swaggers ear that Batista was banging his wife backstage setting Swagger off.Swagger then proceeds to give Batista the biggest ass whooping he has ever gotten in his life before throwing him over.
13) Jack Swagger is GTS'd over the top by Punk
29)Hulk Hogan clothesline Mankind over the top rope as soon as he enters the ring
24) Carlito tries to spit in the face of Big Show. Big mistake, as Show chokeslams him over the top
17 and 28) Not content with sitting back and letting the old guard win another one of these matches, Punk and Ziggler lay in wait as Show and Hogan brawl near the ropes, both men trying to eliminate the other. However before they realize it, the two rush in, combining their efforts and dumping the Hulkster and Show to the outside, leaving us with our final four!
1) Rick Martel
20) Dolph Ziggler
27) CM Punk
30) Bret Hart
Eliminations:
2) Even Pat Patterson is not turned on by Naked Mideon, so he tosses him out
7 and 6) Ryback beats the crap out of Goldberg and sends him to the hospital before he can even enter. HHH worried Undertaker could break down if he is in the Rumble too long sends in The Shield,XPac,Brad Maddox and Michael Cole to subdue Undertaker and get him out of the ring cause a fresh Taker at Wrestlemania is best for business
8) Like a true Rock Star, Heath Slater refuses to enter because someone forgot to remove the yellow M&Ms from his bowl
4) France outduels Germany as Dupree tosses Alex Wright over the top
10) Rhino and Dupree team up and eliminate Ken Shamrock with a well timed double clothesline the second he enters the ring
11) Minutes before his entry at 11,Greg Valentine tells Honky Tonk Man he has no plan to ever reunite Rhythm and Blues so a furious HTM hits Valentine over the head with his guitar.WWE now worried about concussions is told by medical Valentine can't wrestle even though Valentine claims he feels fine.
3) Pat Patterson gets tossed out by Jack Swagger because he is not a real american
14) Shawn Michaels enters the ring and he is immediately speared by Gillberg before being thrown out
5) Tanaka enters the ring with a steel chair and proceeds to brutalize Rhino with stiff shot after shot, dazing the man beast with ease. Wrapping the weapon around his arm, Tanaka charges in and delivers a chair-assisted lariato to the face, sending Rhino flying to the outside in a heap!
12) Gillberg realizes that he won't get his showdown with Goldberg thanks to Ryback so he eliminates himself.
15)Hulk Hogan enters the ring and heads straight for Jack Swagger because he considers himself the Americanist American and Swagger as a false patriot.After a series of punches he throws him into the ropes for a big boot but Swagger ducks and Hogan boots out MVP instead.
9) Now that HBK is gone, Jannetty wants to prove that he is not the "Jannetty" and wants to win this thing.He clothesline Rene Dupree over the top
19) Justin Gabriel stupidly goes for the 450 splash. Ziggler pushes him off the turnbuckle
21) As Kaitlyn is making her way down to the ring, she's suddenly stopped by Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose, who inform her that they've been looking for her all day. They tell her that they have a Shield meeting scheduled which they need her to attend. Kaitlyn attempts to tell them she's not Rollins and she doesn't even have the Rollins hair anymore, but Ambrose is having none of it as he and Roman cart her off to the back, resulting in a forfeit on her part.
16) Mike Awesome takes out his old ECW rival Masato Tanaka with a vicious big boot
22) Super Cena hits the ring and he uses a firemans carry to send out Mike Awesome
18) It's Hulk Hogan vs Marty Jannetty. Who do you think wins?
25) Melina,Alicia Fox,Cameron and their Louisville Sluggers beat up Stone Cold backstage and he is unable to compete
23) Hogan boots John Cena out of the ring for being a half-assed wannabe.
26) Right before Batista enters The real cerebral assasin Hogan whispers into Jack swaggers ear that Batista was banging his wife backstage setting Swagger off.Swagger then proceeds to give Batista the biggest ass whooping he has ever gotten in his life before throwing him over.
13) Jack Swagger is GTS'd over the top by Punk
29)Hulk Hogan clothesline Mankind over the top rope as soon as he enters the ring
24) Carlito tries to spit in the face of Big Show. Big mistake, as Show chokeslams him over the top
17 and 28) Not content with sitting back and letting the old guard win another one of these matches, Punk and Ziggler lay in wait as Show and Hogan brawl near the ropes, both men trying to eliminate the other. However before they realize it, the two rush in, combining their efforts and dumping the Hulkster and Show to the outside, leaving us with our final four!
