Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jan 24, 2014 17:37:07 GMT -5
(I still can't get over the dead eyes though, I never can.) Out of curiosity (Google wasn't much help) what exactly are "dead eyes"? Kelly Kelly has these incredibly strange (and disturbing to me) eyes that seem to lack all sign of life, light, and soul. Ive never really seen anything like it, and I can't think of any other women that I've seen that have them in the same way. Lots of men, since the lifeless eye look is kind of IN for guys right now (among high school aged girls anyway) but I really can't think of any other women I've seen with those eyes. As attractive as the rest of Kelly Kelly might be, I can never quite get over her eyes. |
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Jan 24, 2014 17:54:50 GMT -5
(I still can't get over the dead eyes though, I never can.) Out of curiosity (Google wasn't much help) what exactly are "dead eyes"? It basically refers to someone with a poor workrate. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 24, 2014 20:22:57 GMT -5
I can't believe people are giving her credit for being "Ok" though. I thought she was uncomfortably bad. Like "i want to stop this video I'm cringing so much" bad. When they showed her face in what was SUPPOSED to be a reaction shot but it was just the same blank expression she has all the time? Just terrible. I was judging it by the fact that every part of it sucked. 'Ok' may've been stretching it, I'll concede. |
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 24, 2014 20:41:04 GMT -5
Well ya never saw Hollywood come a knockin on The Funk's, The Briscoe's, The Steamboat's, and Jack Lanza's door.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 24, 2014 20:52:05 GMT -5
And I think she was probably the best thing about that... though that's not exactly saying much.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jan 24, 2014 20:53:14 GMT -5
Well ya never saw Hollywood come a knockin on The Funk's, The Briscoe's, The Steamboat's, and Jack Lanza's door. Terry Funk has been in a few films.Stuff like Road House. |
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Post by The QC Loser on Jan 24, 2014 21:42:39 GMT -5
(I still can't get over the dead eyes though, I never can.) Out of curiosity (Google wasn't much help) what exactly are "dead eyes"? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 22:04:17 GMT -5
Opening credits: "Staring Barbie Blank" Quality. Is that inaccurate? |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 24, 2014 22:17:39 GMT -5
Well ya never saw Hollywood come a knockin on The Funk's.. door. Language by the Funker. |
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Jan 24, 2014 22:22:35 GMT -5
Out of curiosity (Google wasn't much help) what exactly are "dead eyes"? {Spoiler}  DED EYES! |
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 25, 2014 2:14:22 GMT -5
Ive never really seen anything like it, and I can't think of any other women that I've seen that have them in the same way. You mean you have a Survivor avatar but have forgotten the queen of dead eyes? funny115.com/v2/65.htm |
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jan 25, 2014 3:30:20 GMT -5
Ive never really seen anything like it, and I can't think of any other women that I've seen that have them in the same way. You mean you have a Survivor avatar but have forgotten the queen of dead eyes? funny115.com/v2/65.htmOh...damn... good call. Amanda's don't have quite the same effect on me that Kelly Kelly's do though, for whatever reason. |
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 25, 2014 7:09:18 GMT -5
Opening credits: "Staring Barbie Blank" Quality. Is that inaccurate? Well, they misspelt 'starring' into 'staring', but you were perhaps making a "Kelly Kelly has dead eyes" joke? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2014 7:37:12 GMT -5
Well, they misspelt 'starring' into 'staring', but you were perhaps making a "Kelly Kelly has dead eyes" joke? That was it. |
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Post by Medicinal Thunder Liger on Jan 25, 2014 10:50:50 GMT -5
this movie would be a lot better with a twisted and disturbed perverted Kane
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 25, 2014 12:34:46 GMT -5
Oh...damn... good call. Amanda's don't have quite the same effect on me that Kelly Kelly's do though, for whatever reason. Oh definitely. Amanda's are consistently bad, but when Kelly's are bad they're CREEPY bad. |
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Post by Cesaro Smirk on Jan 25, 2014 15:33:31 GMT -5
Opening credits: "Staring Barbie Blank" Quality Porn. Fixed. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2014 16:47:22 GMT -5
This video is another example of how she can never go very long before sporting that goofy smile and squinted eyes combination look. By the end of the video that's all she does. Just like WWE.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 25, 2014 16:56:57 GMT -5
I'll translate. Tevin: Wow, she's got a nice body. Kerm: I know. I'd motorboat that. |
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 25, 2014 17:54:47 GMT -5
I think you're missing the point. I doubt she was hired for the role because the director/producer/casting whoever thought she was going to win an award. She was obviously hired to play hot girl by the pool. Not saying that means its ok to not act good, but I've seen much worse.
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