Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 28, 2014 20:48:42 GMT -5
9) Sheamus
Eliminations:
4) Is 8-Ball going to win this one? "Nope", says Dean Ambrose as he nails him with a low blow once he enters and dumps him out in mere seconds.
5) Dean Ambrose clotheslines Mike Knox as soon as he enters. Then he asks the others in the ring "Who was that?"
8) The Million Dollar Man was supposed to enter after his son but him and Virgil were arrested by the Feds for dealing coke to half the 80s roster
7) Ted DiBiase Jr is brogued kick over the top
2) and 12) Ric Flair comes running into the cry, drunk as a skunk. He charges CM punk, and takes both Punk and him to the floor.
10 and 13) Stone Cold hits the ring and gives Bob Holly a stunner then throws him out.While he is hotdogging it to the crowd Vince McMahon and Orton throw him out from behind
14) Roddy Piper runs into the ring. He puts on sunglasses and begins to freak out, pointing at Orton and calling him an alien. He jumps over the top rope and runs away.
6) Mr. McMahon gets the shock of his life when Stone Cold comes... drunk... and pissed. He rushes in beats the shit out of McMahon and then throws him over the top rope. Stone Cold then preceeds to continue beating the shit out of McMahon.
1) Mr Backlund teaches Orton some manners then sends him on his way out of the rumble
15) Bob Backlund is thrown out of the ring by Jerry Lawler.
18) Batista /Pitchforks/A crowd full of Daniel Bryan fans,Batista is not making it to the ring.
19) Hercules tosses Cody, but Cody skins the cat and pulls Hercules over the top with his legs!
17) Sheamus is seconds away to Brogue kicking Jerry Lawler but The King starts clutching his heart and medical takes him out of the running eliminating him from the rumble
21) Dolph Ziggler enters the ring. Realizing the creative team won't push him for the win, turns around and eliminates himself.
11) Tito Santana is clotheslined out by Valentine
16) Realizing he has Maryse waiting at his hotel Miz eliminates himself and exits the arena in the speediest of fashion
22) The shield duo takes out Greg Valentine
23) Kane goes right for D'lo, grabbing him by the throat for a chokeslam. However as he does, Brown starts wildly shaking his head as only he can, the vibrations causing the Big Red Machine to vibrate across the ring and against the ropes. Brown then nails him with a dropkick to the face, surprising the monster and taking him out of the equation!
3) The very tired Dean Ambrose finally meets his match in the very rested Bam Bam Bigelow, who belly to belly suplexes the upstart right over the top rope.
25) Finlay uses the shillelagh to rid of D'lo Brown
20)Sheamus brogue kicks Cody Rhodes out of the ring
29) Carlito spits his apple into Roman Reigns' face. Reigns breaks Carlito in half.
30) The crowd boos Mysterio so viciously as he comes down to the ring leaving him completely distraught. The poor masked man bawls his eyes out and runs off to the back, forfeiting his spot in the process.
24) & 27) Bam Bam sends Rollins and Reigns back to meet their buddy with a double clothesline.
26) Sheamus and Finlay form an Irishman alliance to dump out Bam Bam Bigelow
28) Finlay tries to hit Sheamus with the shillelagh, but a Broque kick puts a stop to that and sends Finlay over the top rope.
Eliminations:
4) Is 8-Ball going to win this one? "Nope", says Dean Ambrose as he nails him with a low blow once he enters and dumps him out in mere seconds.
5) Dean Ambrose clotheslines Mike Knox as soon as he enters. Then he asks the others in the ring "Who was that?"
8) The Million Dollar Man was supposed to enter after his son but him and Virgil were arrested by the Feds for dealing coke to half the 80s roster
7) Ted DiBiase Jr is brogued kick over the top
2) and 12) Ric Flair comes running into the cry, drunk as a skunk. He charges CM punk, and takes both Punk and him to the floor.
10 and 13) Stone Cold hits the ring and gives Bob Holly a stunner then throws him out.While he is hotdogging it to the crowd Vince McMahon and Orton throw him out from behind
14) Roddy Piper runs into the ring. He puts on sunglasses and begins to freak out, pointing at Orton and calling him an alien. He jumps over the top rope and runs away.
6) Mr. McMahon gets the shock of his life when Stone Cold comes... drunk... and pissed. He rushes in beats the shit out of McMahon and then throws him over the top rope. Stone Cold then preceeds to continue beating the shit out of McMahon.
1) Mr Backlund teaches Orton some manners then sends him on his way out of the rumble
15) Bob Backlund is thrown out of the ring by Jerry Lawler.
18) Batista /Pitchforks/A crowd full of Daniel Bryan fans,Batista is not making it to the ring.
19) Hercules tosses Cody, but Cody skins the cat and pulls Hercules over the top with his legs!
17) Sheamus is seconds away to Brogue kicking Jerry Lawler but The King starts clutching his heart and medical takes him out of the running eliminating him from the rumble
21) Dolph Ziggler enters the ring. Realizing the creative team won't push him for the win, turns around and eliminates himself.
11) Tito Santana is clotheslined out by Valentine
16) Realizing he has Maryse waiting at his hotel Miz eliminates himself and exits the arena in the speediest of fashion
22) The shield duo takes out Greg Valentine
23) Kane goes right for D'lo, grabbing him by the throat for a chokeslam. However as he does, Brown starts wildly shaking his head as only he can, the vibrations causing the Big Red Machine to vibrate across the ring and against the ropes. Brown then nails him with a dropkick to the face, surprising the monster and taking him out of the equation!
3) The very tired Dean Ambrose finally meets his match in the very rested Bam Bam Bigelow, who belly to belly suplexes the upstart right over the top rope.
25) Finlay uses the shillelagh to rid of D'lo Brown
20)Sheamus brogue kicks Cody Rhodes out of the ring
29) Carlito spits his apple into Roman Reigns' face. Reigns breaks Carlito in half.
30) The crowd boos Mysterio so viciously as he comes down to the ring leaving him completely distraught. The poor masked man bawls his eyes out and runs off to the back, forfeiting his spot in the process.
24) & 27) Bam Bam sends Rollins and Reigns back to meet their buddy with a double clothesline.
26) Sheamus and Finlay form an Irishman alliance to dump out Bam Bam Bigelow
28) Finlay tries to hit Sheamus with the shillelagh, but a Broque kick puts a stop to that and sends Finlay over the top rope.