Post by RI Richmark on Jan 29, 2014 22:07:30 GMT -5
Entrants:
29) Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart
30) Ricky Steamboat and Hercules
Eliminations:
1) MVP stabs Chris Benoit with a screwdriver and feeds him to crab-people
2) Flair and Undertaker don't make it to the match either because Taker was too busy beating the crap out of Triple H backstage.
4) Stone Cold Steve Austin and Scott Hall are eliminated when Razor Ramon powerbombs that cabrone Scott Hall out of the ring
5) Melina and Ashley Massaro are gone after Umaga spikes Ashley and then tosses her out
8) Brock Lesnar and Goldberg refuse to enter unless they get more money.
9)Kurt Angle fails the Wellness Test so the team of Kurt Angle and Kane is eliminated from the Rumble.
11) Sadly while making his way to the ring, Uncle Elmer, while scarfing down a bucket of fried pig parts, runs out of breath halfway down the steel ramp and collapses atop his partner, Adonis. Obviously no men are in any condition to compete after this so they have no choice but to opt out.
6) To show off his prowess Earthquake lifts Butterbean over the top eliminating he and Bart Gunn
13) CM Punk refuses to get in the ring with so many old guys getting time the younger guys should be getting, so he leaves the arena in disgust, preventing him and Mysterio from entering.
14) Backstage Beefcake tries to show Honky Tonk Man some moves he used to always perform on Hulk Hogan in the shower. Honky Tonk Man is creeped out by this so he hits Brutus over the head with his guitar knocking him unconcious and eliminating their team before they could even step into the ring
16) The moment Hogan enters the ring everyone except Warrior dumps him out.
10) Dino Bravo and Ronnie Garvin are gone after Bundy tosses out Garvin
19) Ted DiBiase in remembering he had a match with Virgil at WM eliminates himself out of disgust
7) Bobby Lashley calls The Mountie a Bathturd. This does not sit well with him, and as he always gets his man,The Mountie taze's Lashley over the top eliminating he and Umaga
18 and 21) At the exact second SD Jones knocks out Matt Hardy with a Hurricana Kick,King Kong Bundy attempts a running splash into Jeff Hardy near the ropes before Jeff moves out of the way at the last second as Bundys momentum accidentally take himself out and both teams are eliminated in one fell swoop .
23) John Cena misunderstands the rules and fireman carries his own partner The Miz over the top rope
24) Upset at the CM Punk news, Mankind throws a brick through another TV. But it was Big Show's TV and he leaves the arena crying.
17) Bobby Heenan makes lewd remarks about Skinner. He tries to charge him but ends up clotheslining Owen Hart over the top eliminating the both of them
20) Trish Stratus and Christy Hemme use their feminine wiles on Rowdy Roddy Piper and Goldust to eliminate them. It was working on Piper, but Goldust wasn't having any of that. He grabs them both by their hair and chucks them over the top rope.
28)Miss Elizabeths family have been alerted Lex Luger is in the arena so they arrange a mafia hit on him thus elimiating the Luger Yokozuna team
15) The Mountie and Tito Santana are gone when The Mountie tries to taze the entering Shawn Michaels, who ducks and cause Mountie to taze his partner. Santana convulses and falls over the top rope.
25) The Red Rooster and Bobby Heanan are gone after Heenan double crosses the Rooster and feeds him to his clients Andre and Studd.
27)Andre remembers he is already retired until the finale so he eliminates himself to save energy and thus him teammate Big John Studd is eliminated too
22) As Snuka is on the top rope looking for a Superfly Splash on the fallen Adam Bomb, police officers suddenly began swarming the ring. Snuka panics, eyes darting back and forth until eventually he leaps down to the floor and vaults over the barricade, sprinting off to the back as the officers follow in hot pursuit. Obviously this means Rick Rude is also out of the running as well.
12) Earthquake and Adam Bomb are eliminated after Earthquake falls victim to gang warfare
26) Duck Dynasty guys are in the audience and notice a guy in a skirt in the ring and a guy in glitter and gold so they pay their goons to take out Roddy Piper and Goldust thinking their behaivor is immoral
3) Bob Backlund and Razor Ramon are gone after Steamboat fights out of a Razor's Edge and dropkicks Razor out.
29) Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart
30) Ricky Steamboat and Hercules
Eliminations:
1) MVP stabs Chris Benoit with a screwdriver and feeds him to crab-people
2) Flair and Undertaker don't make it to the match either because Taker was too busy beating the crap out of Triple H backstage.
4) Stone Cold Steve Austin and Scott Hall are eliminated when Razor Ramon powerbombs that cabrone Scott Hall out of the ring
5) Melina and Ashley Massaro are gone after Umaga spikes Ashley and then tosses her out
8) Brock Lesnar and Goldberg refuse to enter unless they get more money.
9)Kurt Angle fails the Wellness Test so the team of Kurt Angle and Kane is eliminated from the Rumble.
11) Sadly while making his way to the ring, Uncle Elmer, while scarfing down a bucket of fried pig parts, runs out of breath halfway down the steel ramp and collapses atop his partner, Adonis. Obviously no men are in any condition to compete after this so they have no choice but to opt out.
6) To show off his prowess Earthquake lifts Butterbean over the top eliminating he and Bart Gunn
13) CM Punk refuses to get in the ring with so many old guys getting time the younger guys should be getting, so he leaves the arena in disgust, preventing him and Mysterio from entering.
14) Backstage Beefcake tries to show Honky Tonk Man some moves he used to always perform on Hulk Hogan in the shower. Honky Tonk Man is creeped out by this so he hits Brutus over the head with his guitar knocking him unconcious and eliminating their team before they could even step into the ring
16) The moment Hogan enters the ring everyone except Warrior dumps him out.
10) Dino Bravo and Ronnie Garvin are gone after Bundy tosses out Garvin
19) Ted DiBiase in remembering he had a match with Virgil at WM eliminates himself out of disgust
7) Bobby Lashley calls The Mountie a Bathturd. This does not sit well with him, and as he always gets his man,The Mountie taze's Lashley over the top eliminating he and Umaga
18 and 21) At the exact second SD Jones knocks out Matt Hardy with a Hurricana Kick,King Kong Bundy attempts a running splash into Jeff Hardy near the ropes before Jeff moves out of the way at the last second as Bundys momentum accidentally take himself out and both teams are eliminated in one fell swoop .
23) John Cena misunderstands the rules and fireman carries his own partner The Miz over the top rope
24) Upset at the CM Punk news, Mankind throws a brick through another TV. But it was Big Show's TV and he leaves the arena crying.
17) Bobby Heenan makes lewd remarks about Skinner. He tries to charge him but ends up clotheslining Owen Hart over the top eliminating the both of them
20) Trish Stratus and Christy Hemme use their feminine wiles on Rowdy Roddy Piper and Goldust to eliminate them. It was working on Piper, but Goldust wasn't having any of that. He grabs them both by their hair and chucks them over the top rope.
28)Miss Elizabeths family have been alerted Lex Luger is in the arena so they arrange a mafia hit on him thus elimiating the Luger Yokozuna team
15) The Mountie and Tito Santana are gone when The Mountie tries to taze the entering Shawn Michaels, who ducks and cause Mountie to taze his partner. Santana convulses and falls over the top rope.
25) The Red Rooster and Bobby Heanan are gone after Heenan double crosses the Rooster and feeds him to his clients Andre and Studd.
27)Andre remembers he is already retired until the finale so he eliminates himself to save energy and thus him teammate Big John Studd is eliminated too
22) As Snuka is on the top rope looking for a Superfly Splash on the fallen Adam Bomb, police officers suddenly began swarming the ring. Snuka panics, eyes darting back and forth until eventually he leaps down to the floor and vaults over the barricade, sprinting off to the back as the officers follow in hot pursuit. Obviously this means Rick Rude is also out of the running as well.
12) Earthquake and Adam Bomb are eliminated after Earthquake falls victim to gang warfare
26) Duck Dynasty guys are in the audience and notice a guy in a skirt in the ring and a guy in glitter and gold so they pay their goons to take out Roddy Piper and Goldust thinking their behaivor is immoral
3) Bob Backlund and Razor Ramon are gone after Steamboat fights out of a Razor's Edge and dropkicks Razor out.
