Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Feb 2, 2014 14:54:50 GMT -5
Heartbreaker is a a hero. Sloth is a lazy ass for getting shot.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Feb 2, 2014 17:24:25 GMT -5
Antihero's log: February 2nd. My squadron was deployed for the first time, and Sloth got shot (I will give him no end of grief for that) but Heartbreaker was able to save him. Also Sloth you owe me $10 bucks told you you'd get shot first!
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 2, 2014 17:45:24 GMT -5
FOR THE RECORD: I wasn't shot, I was just sleeping.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Feb 2, 2014 17:48:02 GMT -5
Waffel's Log: First mission appears to have passed without any incidents that Heartbreaker couldn't contain. Sloth has to pay Anti 10 bucks. Otherwise things remain the norm aboard the Yossarian, or the #YOLOssarian as The Legend would call it. EDIT: Just realized that The Legend is the only member of our crew who is married. What does she see in him?
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Post by The Legend on Feb 2, 2014 19:03:10 GMT -5
Waffel's Log: First mission appears to have passed without any incidents that Heartbreaker couldn't contain. Sloth has to pay Anti 10 bucks. Otherwise things remain the norm aboard the Yossarian, or the #YOLOssarian as The Legend would call it. EDIT: Just realized that The Legend is the only member of our crew who is married. What does she see in him? My giant cock...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2014 21:14:55 GMT -5
Heartbreaker is a a hero. Sloth is a lazy ass for getting shot. Brother can't help it. He's slow as hell
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 2, 2014 22:11:12 GMT -5
Waffel's Log: First mission appears to have passed without any incidents that Heartbreaker couldn't contain. Sloth has to pay Anti 10 bucks. Otherwise things remain the norm aboard the Yossarian, or the #YOLOssarian as The Legend would call it. EDIT: Just realized that The Legend is the only member of our crew who is married. What does she see in him? My giant cock... If she sees a giant cock in you, you got bigger problems.
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Post by The Legend on Feb 2, 2014 22:19:43 GMT -5
If she sees a giant cock in you, you got bigger problems. No I said my giant cock... My cock is so big I can literally go f*** myself. So other than schadenfreude being her fetish, you can imagine what she thinks when its time for me to service her...
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Feb 2, 2014 22:58:17 GMT -5
Demented's log: The crew they've stuck me with is a bunch of weirdos. One is a Tyger, one is a Sloth, and this one guy has a giant rooster on his lap. It's a blood zoo in this flying madhouse! I guess you could call it a "Funny Farm." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Our fist mission was a successes. The Sloth got shot, but nurse Heartbreaker sprung to action and saved his lazy ass. I'd let her check my temperature.
I hope the crew doesn't mind I painted Harley Quinn on the side of our bomber. If someone does object, I'll just throw their ass out of the plane on our next mission!
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 2, 2014 23:04:41 GMT -5
I'm such a hero.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Feb 5, 2014 21:35:45 GMT -5
Apologies for the lapse here guys, with me trying to get school sorted out and these missions being pretty complicated to play, record, sort out and post, the next mission will be delayed some but don't worry, I WILL get it done some time soon.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 5, 2014 21:37:00 GMT -5
Every day you wait is a day I'm still alive... take your time.
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