shaker
Team Rocket
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Post by shaker on Jan 31, 2014 20:00:41 GMT -5
Great recap, shaker. But how about a story about you? I'm a pretty simple person. I have a job - I drive out into the desert and load boxes from one truck to another. Sometimes the boxes are ticking. Sometimes I hear other noises. Usually I like to go down to Rico's Pizza on Friday nights.
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PKO
King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Jan 31, 2014 20:02:42 GMT -5
Glad you had a good time.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 31, 2014 20:07:58 GMT -5
Great recap, shaker. But how about a story about you? I'm a pretty simple person. I have a job - I drive out into the desert and load boxes from one truck to another. Sometimes the boxes are ticking. Sometimes I hear other noises. Usually I like to go down to Rico's Pizza on Friday nights. You're a real swell egg shaker. I like that.
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Jam
Unicron
Spiral out
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Post by Jam on Jan 31, 2014 20:08:51 GMT -5
That was amazing
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2014 20:12:34 GMT -5
Sounds like an enjoyable show.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 31, 2014 20:14:43 GMT -5
Great recap, shaker. But how about a story about you? I'm a pretty simple person. I have a job - I drive out into the desert and load boxes from one truck to another. Sometimes the boxes are ticking. Sometimes I hear other noises. Usually I like to go down to Rico's Pizza on Friday nights. Your avatar makes me think that you're a sexy female vampire. Is that the case?
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jetsonic
Team Rocket
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Post by jetsonic on Jan 31, 2014 20:23:35 GMT -5
I know some people like to read these, and last night's show was..... unique, to say the least. I think it was a victim of major rewriting, so I'm curious to see if any of this carries over to the main shows. Vickie Guerrero out first to a chorus of boos to welcome us to the show. She was interrupted by a loud siren, then ran backstage. We were in pure darkness for a few moments then (no lights at all), with that siren blaring. Lights came on, and there was a 7 foot tall wooden figure standing in the ring. It was carved out of (I think) one big chunk of wood, and looked vaguely like a bald man with two sunken eyes and a screaming mouth. A voice came from SOMEWHERE (I think it was supposed to be the figure, but it sounded like it was coming from under the ring) and announced out main event - Randy Orton and the Shield vs Bryan, Cena, Sheamus, and Big Show! Crowd was pretty into this all things considered. Lights went out again and there was a weird crunching sound, then lights were back on and the figure was gone. Up first - Miz vs Kofi Kingston. Yeah, nothing super special here. Pretty standard match until Miz spit a fireball at Kofi, causing him to burst into flames at about the 12 minute mark. Miz then won with a rollup. Kofi's flaming body turned to ash and was vacuumed up by AJ Lee (dressed in a French maid outfit) to a huge pop. UP next: The Wyatt Family vs The Usos and Big E Langston. Fun, fun stuff. Weird ass promo from Bray to start it, I'll transcribe as best I can: "People please this isn't a gimmick or a storyline. We're trapped in here and you're all trapped in here, too. It's all just to keep them amused, and you don't want to know who THEY are." Luke Harper then looked really concerned, whispered something to Bray, pointed to the back, and then Bray dropped the mic and stared out at all of us. He mouthed something (I think it was "Help Us" but I'm not sure) and the match was on. Cool stuff; Wyatts came out on top after Big E took 3 Sister Abigails in a row. Mandatory Diva's segment now, they grabbed a bunch of kids out of the audience to dance with them. Then took the kids backstage, where you could hear loud screams and the sound of a wood chipper running. Alicia Fox was visibly crying during this part, I guess she's got some personal issues going on? Main event was finally up and did not disappoint. The wooden figure showed up again hovering 12 feet above the ring and emitting a vinegar smelling cloud of smoke into the air. I think this might be Sheamus' new gimmick or something. The end came when Bryan locked in the Yes Lock on Ambrose, Cena had the STF on Rollins, Big Show locked Reigns in the Camel Cluth, and Sheamus had Orton in the Cloverleaf. All 4 guys tapped out simultaneously, then spontaneously combusted. The figure swallowed up the remains of the 4 and vomited up a bunch of HHH shirts into the audience then. So maybe it's HHH's new gimmick? Not really sure. Overall a good show, not a ton of matches but they went really long (the main event was 5 hours by itself). They announced that Raw was coming back this summer, and asked us all to leave one of our teeth so they could track us down and give us tickets for next time. I complied and pulled out a molar. Also Cena had new music during the main event, but I think it was a one-off deal. It was the sound of a screaming infant randomly cut in with the phrases "Sunflower Seeds", "Not one", and "Rapadooo".
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Jan 31, 2014 20:25:19 GMT -5
7 foot tall wooden figure vs. Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania confirmed.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Jan 31, 2014 20:27:30 GMT -5
Well this endeavour shall be filed under 'one minute of my life I'm never getting back'
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 31, 2014 20:29:02 GMT -5
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
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Post by jagilki on Jan 31, 2014 20:29:54 GMT -5
Welcome to Night Vale.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jan 31, 2014 20:39:30 GMT -5
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 31, 2014 20:50:48 GMT -5
For some reason I thought Night Vale was a location in World of Warcraft. But I must have been thinking about Ashenvale.
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wakko
Samurai Cop
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BAAAGH!!!!
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Post by wakko on Jan 31, 2014 20:57:21 GMT -5
This needs to be a TV spot when they get around to Alan Wake 2. Wrestling chaos, in Night Springs.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jan 31, 2014 20:59:07 GMT -5
You lost me when the loud siren didn't turn out to be Scott Steiner.
Now I want to see Steiner cut a promo on Vickie.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 31, 2014 21:01:54 GMT -5
7 foot tall wooden figure vs. Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania confirmed. Giant Gonzalez is dead.
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Jan 31, 2014 22:09:51 GMT -5
7 foot tall wooden figure vs. Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania confirmed. If he can get a 5 star match out of a broom, a wooden figure should be no problem.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 31, 2014 22:20:43 GMT -5
No realizations that El Torito is our Keanu Reeves vs the machines, no buys.
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Shark
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Shark on Jan 31, 2014 22:23:48 GMT -5
I'm actually upset this means that there's no footage of AJ in a French maid's outfit lol
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Capt Lunatic
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Jan 31, 2014 22:37:34 GMT -5
You forgot the part where 3MB surrounds Summer Rae and just screams for two hours until her ears start bleeding.
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