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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Feb 1, 2014 21:47:28 GMT -5
I found funny this threads, so lets try to change the outcome of some classic moments with russo style in mind
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Feb 1, 2014 21:48:06 GMT -5
The Black Scorpion is revealed to be....Ric Flair.
....wait.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Feb 1, 2014 22:02:42 GMT -5
Andre lays down for Hogan. Finger poke of doom. Ruin one of the most significant matches in wwe history.
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Post by thegame415 on Feb 1, 2014 23:01:26 GMT -5
Goldberg lays down for Hogan in Atlanta. SWERVE, he's in the nWo!
MitB 2011: punk comes out for the match in street clothes. He says he's Phil Brooks, and he's had enough of WWE. He lays down for Cena and presents him with a phony title belt.
Triple H vs Kurt Angle at Unforgiven 2000: Stephanie McMahon on a forklift match.
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 4, 2014 13:43:43 GMT -5
Randy Savage and Ricky Steamboat is fought over the fact that GTV caught the Dragon in bed with Elizabeth, after which he pimps her out to George Steele.
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 4, 2014 13:44:42 GMT -5
Rick Martel and Sherri Martel are revealed to be siblings...which makes their love affair interesting.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2014 13:47:25 GMT -5
Hogan slams Andre and hits the big leg, only for Andre to kick out and go off the script and cut a shoot promo on Hogan about how he's not laying down for someone that is balding so badly.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 4, 2014 14:47:28 GMT -5
Ted DiBiase debuts and announces that he's going to buy the WWE Title. He pays for a evil ref to have plastic surgery to look like the regular ref. Hogan still wins- but he sells the belt to DiBiase himself. SWERVE! They put it up for a tournament. Randy Savage keeps going- but he lays down. Fingerpoke- he was paid off. Then, it's revealed that all 13 other people in the tournament were paid off to get DiBiase the belt. SWERVE! Jack Tunney tries to strip him of the belt- but hugs DiBiase- he was paid off too! SWERVE! Then, Robin Leach presents DiBiase with the title...only to reveal DiBiase isn't a millionaire at all- he's nowhere near as rich and didn't have the money to pay off everyone. COUNTER-SWERVE!
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Feb 5, 2014 0:15:37 GMT -5
Randy turns heel on Hulk because Hulk was "lusting over" Liz? SWERVE! Liz seduces Hulk setting him up for Randy!
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 5, 2014 0:26:01 GMT -5
After the Jericho/Michaels match at WM 19, Jericho low blows HBK who no sells it and legit sucker punches Jericho. Michaels then cuts a promo on why the company is bullshit because Mr. Wrestlemania is on first. He then does a run in on every single match EXCEPT Triple H vs Booker T. He then comes out after the match and praises Triple H's win until the feed cuts off.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Feb 5, 2014 0:55:42 GMT -5
Hogan vs Andre in a Hebner-On-A-Pole match. Earl and Dave Hebner hang on poles in opposite corners and whichever one is freed first will be the referee for the match.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Feb 5, 2014 1:02:40 GMT -5
Hogan vs Andre in a Hebner-On-A-Pole match. Earl and Dave Hebner hang on poles in opposite corners and whichever one is freed first will be the referee for the match. Hogan frees Earl thinking its Dave, but Earl still counts to 3 giving Hogan the win. |
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Feb 5, 2014 1:49:17 GMT -5
Kane is beaten by Triple H and forced to unmask. He looks around the ring in confusion, when Rob Van Dam comes out to support him. However, Kane removes his mask to reveal..another mask! They laugh together and walk out through the crowd, stealing a fan’s popcorn along the way.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Feb 5, 2014 14:16:48 GMT -5
Kane is beaten by Triple H and forced to unmask. He looks around the ring in confusion, when Rob Van Dam comes out to support him. However, Kane removes his mask to reveal..another mask! They laugh together and walk out through the crowd, stealing a fan’s popcorn along the way. Kane is then attacked backstage by A-Train, who reveals his true identity as Kane's other half-brother A-Bull. |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 5, 2014 16:47:42 GMT -5
Vince McMahon introduces IcoPro to the bodybuilding industry stating how it'll revolutionize the supplement industry...
SWERVE!!!!
The protein shakes are Nestle Quik and the national obesity epidemic starts a few years earlier...
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Post by Aceorton on Feb 5, 2014 17:42:34 GMT -5
The Rockers break up in violent fashion as Michaels throws Jannetty through the Barber Shop window.
Months later, Jannetty shows up from the crowd before a Michaels squash match and smashes a mirror over Sensational Sherri's head. Michaels and Jannetty stare at each other ... then EMBRACE! It was all a setup because they didn't like Sherri.
Ted DiBiase turns babyface and feuds with the heel Rockers, defending Sherri's honor, until DiBiase's real-life wife shows up and reveals that he beats her and has "personal demons."
EDIT: Then Mrs. DiBiase and Sherri reveal they are having a lesbian affair. They ditch Ted and align with the Rockers.
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 5, 2014 19:20:51 GMT -5
Hogan vs Andre in a Hebner-On-A-Pole match. Earl and Dave Hebner hang on poles in opposite corners and whichever one is freed first will be the referee for the match. Hogan frees Earl thinking its Dave, but Earl still counts to 3 giving Hogan the win. No, Andre gives Hogan the legdrop and Earl RINGS THE F---ING BELL instead. Montreal = RATINGS! The Four Horsemen form, but are known as the Four Undivided Cool Killers. Or they are written to call their gold belts their "Four Horseman-Ore" |
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 5, 2014 20:50:26 GMT -5
Andre would be in a drunk angle.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Feb 5, 2014 23:24:46 GMT -5
After winning the KOTR tournament, Steve Austin walks up to his throne and is given the microphone..
"I want everybody to take a good long look at this crap I'm in..I left Extreme Championship Wrestling for gimmicks like this. If all of you don't know I was Superstar, and Superstar sucked! I wanted to come to WWF to be me, the Ringmaster. But the powers that be came to me and said "Steve..Ringmaster sucks..Ringmaster is boring". So here now I stand before yo-..Oh and my new nickname is Stone Cold, by the way. They dress me up like a skinhead to play trick-or-treat all yeeear long! They wanted me to insult Jake and talk about Austin 3:16, but I'm not disrespecting the Bible just because the powers that be said so! Powers that be...You can take Austin 3:16 and shove it up your ass, you can take this silly thing Stone Cold and shove it up your ass, but most of all you can kiss my ass".
Steve shoves Dok Hendrix and walks away. The camera awkwardly cuts to Shawn Michaels running in the hallway for a few seconds.
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 6, 2014 10:06:25 GMT -5
Ken Patera and Big John Studd LITERALLY rape Andre.
Wendi and Moolah have a bra and panties match at War to Settle the Score.
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