Post by RadcapRadsley on Feb 6, 2014 2:42:43 GMT -5
Entrants:
17) Antonio Rocca
25) Iron Sheik
26) The Great Muta
27) La Parka
28) William Regal
30)Mil Masacaras
Eliminations
5) Sin Cara botched the directions to the arena and he is stuck in the wrong state entirely when his number was called
6) As soon as Kurrgan makes his way down to the ring, a Hollywood agent runs up with a contract for him to play another bit part in some new movie. Kurrgan looks at the contract, then at the ring, and shrugs, following his agent to the back since he probably wouldn't win anyway.
7) Mason Ryan knows he is no match for the Cobra so he skips the Rumble and goes backstage to hit on girls who look like ones Batista slept with but less attractive
2) Khali enters, and immediately brain chops Santino out of the ring.
8) Dino Bravo focuses all of his Canadian might and hoists Great Khali over the top.
12) Vladimir Kozlov only entered the Rumble so he could challenge Khali and Santino to a dance off. With them eliminated he decides to take his ball and go home
3) Owen drop kicks Pat O'Connor over the top
11) Dino Bravo Powerslams Eric Young out of the ring
13) Yoshi Tatsu is gorilla pressed over the top by Rusev
15 and 16) Lance Storm storms the ring and is immediately lifted out by Rusev,while Rusev is celebrating the other competitors realizing how difficult it will be to get him out gang up on Rusev and from behind with a collective effort of everyone left lifts Rusev out
18) Robert Roode throws Kofi Kingston but Kofi lands on Marty McFly's hoverboard and files back into the ring. As Roode wonders where the hell the hoverboard came from Kofi dropkicks him out
9) Dino Bravo Is gone following Trouble in Paradise
14) A double drop kick from Antonio Rocca and Owen Hart sends Supers Crazy out
19) As Petey hits Hart with a Canadian Destroyer, The Mountie slaps him with a citation for "Violation of the laws of gravity" He then handcuffs the man and leads him over the top rope where his fellow mounties are waiting to take the dangerous fugitive into custody.
4) "Baron" Mikel Scicluna leaves the ring because fans have no idea who he is and question why he is in the hall of fame. He crys and runs away
23) Davey Boy Hits the ring and him and his brother in law shake hands and hi 5 ready to team up. As soon as Davey turns his back Owen attacks him from behind and throws Davey over to the anger of the crowd.
1) Kofi's long run comes to an end and The Mountie tazers him for violating local marijuana policies and then throws him out of the ring.
10) Owen Hart has Finlay on the ropes but El Torito (filling in for Hornswoggle who busy torturing Chavo) comes from behind to push Owen out.
20) Muta sprays his mist in Volkoffs eyes before karate kicking him out of the ring
22) Chairshots from La Parka send Jushin Liger over the top
29)The Union Jacks upset no one choose them for this battle royale take out their aggression on Dynamite Kid backstage before he is set to enter
21) The RCMD arrest Jacques Rougeau for impersonating a mountie
24)Mil Masacaras and Sheik team up to teach that young Finlay kid a lesson and send him out
17) Antonio Rocca
25) Iron Sheik
26) The Great Muta
27) La Parka
28) William Regal
30)Mil Masacaras
Eliminations
5) Sin Cara botched the directions to the arena and he is stuck in the wrong state entirely when his number was called
6) As soon as Kurrgan makes his way down to the ring, a Hollywood agent runs up with a contract for him to play another bit part in some new movie. Kurrgan looks at the contract, then at the ring, and shrugs, following his agent to the back since he probably wouldn't win anyway.
7) Mason Ryan knows he is no match for the Cobra so he skips the Rumble and goes backstage to hit on girls who look like ones Batista slept with but less attractive
2) Khali enters, and immediately brain chops Santino out of the ring.
8) Dino Bravo focuses all of his Canadian might and hoists Great Khali over the top.
12) Vladimir Kozlov only entered the Rumble so he could challenge Khali and Santino to a dance off. With them eliminated he decides to take his ball and go home
3) Owen drop kicks Pat O'Connor over the top
11) Dino Bravo Powerslams Eric Young out of the ring
13) Yoshi Tatsu is gorilla pressed over the top by Rusev
15 and 16) Lance Storm storms the ring and is immediately lifted out by Rusev,while Rusev is celebrating the other competitors realizing how difficult it will be to get him out gang up on Rusev and from behind with a collective effort of everyone left lifts Rusev out
18) Robert Roode throws Kofi Kingston but Kofi lands on Marty McFly's hoverboard and files back into the ring. As Roode wonders where the hell the hoverboard came from Kofi dropkicks him out
9) Dino Bravo Is gone following Trouble in Paradise
14) A double drop kick from Antonio Rocca and Owen Hart sends Supers Crazy out
19) As Petey hits Hart with a Canadian Destroyer, The Mountie slaps him with a citation for "Violation of the laws of gravity" He then handcuffs the man and leads him over the top rope where his fellow mounties are waiting to take the dangerous fugitive into custody.
4) "Baron" Mikel Scicluna leaves the ring because fans have no idea who he is and question why he is in the hall of fame. He crys and runs away
23) Davey Boy Hits the ring and him and his brother in law shake hands and hi 5 ready to team up. As soon as Davey turns his back Owen attacks him from behind and throws Davey over to the anger of the crowd.
1) Kofi's long run comes to an end and The Mountie tazers him for violating local marijuana policies and then throws him out of the ring.
10) Owen Hart has Finlay on the ropes but El Torito (filling in for Hornswoggle who busy torturing Chavo) comes from behind to push Owen out.
20) Muta sprays his mist in Volkoffs eyes before karate kicking him out of the ring
22) Chairshots from La Parka send Jushin Liger over the top
29)The Union Jacks upset no one choose them for this battle royale take out their aggression on Dynamite Kid backstage before he is set to enter
21) The RCMD arrest Jacques Rougeau for impersonating a mountie
24)Mil Masacaras and Sheik team up to teach that young Finlay kid a lesson and send him out