Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Feb 6, 2014 0:36:17 GMT -5
Hey everybody,
My name is Mike and we've probably interacted before one way or another.
I like the same shit that you do, whether it be wrestling or music or TV or movies, but in the last few years, we've likely shared or debated opinions and I come here on a regular basis because I like you idiots.
I literally have one friend who likes wrestling. We don't see each other all that much, so you guys have become my sounding board. I talk about wrestling with you guys and you board-full of degenerates help shape my opinions and make me laugh about the terrible nonsense we are fed week-in, week-out.
This is neither here, nor there.
I am moving into a really nice place in downtown Toronto with my girlfriend in a couple of weeks. We've been dating for close to two years and she is tall, blonde and hot and way too good for me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not any sort of degenerate. I make good money in a field that I love, but this girl is ridiculous and I love her.
I have permission from her parents and her brother to ask her to marry me. I'm pretty sure she's gonna say yes.
I'm INSANELY stoked.
So, yeah. I just wanted to tell somebody. It's gonna be April 26th. I have some stuff planned, but, yeah.
She's the best. Thanks for indulging my nonsense.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 6, 2014 0:37:59 GMT -5
Congrats!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 6, 2014 1:00:55 GMT -5
Well let us know if we can help
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Mozenrath
FANatic
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 6, 2014 1:05:26 GMT -5
Well, this is awkward, I was going to ask you to marry me.
If you and I can't be together, I want you to be happy. Hope it works out!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Feb 6, 2014 1:07:01 GMT -5
Mazel tov.
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Post by Raskovnik on Feb 6, 2014 1:07:12 GMT -5
Glad to hear the dad didn't say NO. FLAT NO.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Feb 6, 2014 1:08:36 GMT -5
Well, this is awkward, I was going to ask you to marry me. You too, dude? But seriously, congrats and cheers. We'll throw a bachelor party. The FAN members will be the strippers.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 6, 2014 1:22:42 GMT -5
Honestly, I think you should live with her at least six months before asking.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 6, 2014 1:34:28 GMT -5
Well, this is awkward, I was going to ask you to marry me. If you and I can't be together, I want you to be happy. Hope it works out! If you love something, you gotta set it free. In all seriousness, best of luck dude.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Feb 6, 2014 1:34:50 GMT -5
Congratulations. Best of luck to you and your GF.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Feb 6, 2014 1:40:21 GMT -5
Just make sure to plan the wedding carefully. A wrestling ring might not work.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 6, 2014 1:53:03 GMT -5
Congrats, man. I just want to wish you both good luck........... we're all counting on you.
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ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Feb 6, 2014 1:56:55 GMT -5
Congrats mate, I hope it goes like the Liz and Savage wedding Will Jake Roberts be the minister?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2014 2:56:48 GMT -5
Congrats and condolences.
Congrats on getting married.
Condolence to your single life.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Feb 6, 2014 6:50:54 GMT -5
Hell yes! Congrats man, best of luck to ya.
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Post by Piccolo on Feb 6, 2014 7:30:29 GMT -5
Yay, congratulations! I'm very happy for you guys.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Feb 6, 2014 7:47:23 GMT -5
Just a side note: "Urethra Franklin" is the greatest username on these boards. I told some of my buddies I post on a board with a guy who's handle is Urethra Franklin, and they thought it was the funniest shit ever.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 6, 2014 8:20:37 GMT -5
You all know what this means? FAN BACHELOR PARTY!!!!
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Feb 6, 2014 9:55:19 GMT -5
I'm confused. Are you hoping for a short engagement in order to get married in April or are you waiting that long to propose?
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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 6, 2014 10:08:40 GMT -5
why are you waiting until april??? ps: that's my mom's birthday!!! (and kane's)
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