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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 16, 2014 8:20:13 GMT -5
All, I did you all a solid and possessed Triple H with my magic powers:  He is under your spell for a limited time only, so ask away! |
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Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Feb 16, 2014 9:05:36 GMT -5
He goes up to Vince and says "You know, I don't think I really should be on TV anymore. I mean I'm not an active wrestler and we already have a whole stable of characters that only repeat what I think anyway and I should spend some more time with my daughters anyway instead of travelling all over the country the whole year. I think I'm just gonna stick to the front office from now on."
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 16, 2014 9:08:47 GMT -5
Triple H is now Curtis E. Bear, the courtesy bear, and he gets his ass kicked by everyone when they're upset. even Hornswoggle.
new boom period.
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Dang!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Dang! on Feb 16, 2014 9:09:28 GMT -5
Take your wife and your father in law and prepare for a mission to MARS! Leave WWE to Paul Heyman! Mars needs you!
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Feb 16, 2014 9:13:34 GMT -5
Get the f*** off TV.
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Post by itwasmeaustin! on Feb 16, 2014 9:13:44 GMT -5
I'd either make him dance like a chicken or make him hit himself.
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Post by g1megatronfan on Feb 16, 2014 9:35:06 GMT -5
I'd make him do the Tensai shovel dance just for kicks. I'd also have him constantly make fun of himself on the mic too. Basically him acknowledging how dreadfully dull and boring he is to listen to.
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Captain2
Don Corleone
Big Daddy Cool
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Post by Captain2 on Feb 16, 2014 10:11:44 GMT -5
I force him to have a match while I stand at ringside and strategically "Do magic"
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Pavel
Mike the Goon
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Post by Pavel on Feb 16, 2014 10:18:15 GMT -5
I'll make him watching the 'Montreal Screwjob' over and over again...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2014 10:51:27 GMT -5
I'd have him induct the Ultimate Warrior into the HoF, with his mania match with him being played on the big screen.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 16, 2014 12:19:21 GMT -5
"100% certain farewell match with Rock at WM31. No matches until then. Other than that, carry on as you will. Go!"
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 16, 2014 12:22:02 GMT -5
What are we defining as a limited amount of time? A couple of hours, a couple of days? Months? Cause, the first thing I would do would have him transfer everything in his bank account into mine.
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 16, 2014 12:22:17 GMT -5
"Hey Vince, about making Survivor Series special again..."  |
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Feb 16, 2014 12:29:00 GMT -5
"Suck it."
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 16, 2014 12:56:40 GMT -5
He's feuding with Alex Riley and making him look good in defeat.
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Chip
Hank Scorpio
Slam Jam Death.
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Post by Chip on Feb 16, 2014 13:02:11 GMT -5
I'd convince him that Triple H and DX never happened, for the Monday Night Wars he stayed in WCW tag-teaming with Regal, a gimmick they then brought to the WWE when WCW closed.
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Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
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Post by Rave on Feb 16, 2014 13:43:14 GMT -5
Fire Kevin Dunn!
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 16, 2014 14:16:49 GMT -5
I job him to everyone on the main roster, then have him squash Miz.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 16, 2014 14:59:58 GMT -5
What are we defining as a limited amount of time? A couple of hours, a couple of days? Months? Cause, the first thing I would do would have him transfer everything in his bank account into mine. Please, like I hadn't already thought of that. But I did ask him to let you babysit Aurora Rose 7 days a week. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2014 15:02:02 GMT -5
Attempts bungee jumping without a rope. Or jobs to CJ Parker. Whatever is more painful.
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