Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2014 17:35:36 GMT -5
Yo, WWE, Let's kick it!
Cold Cold Dave B., Cold Cold Dave B.
Damn it's cold, I've got to get warm
There's less heat here than Alberto working on an arm
Minnesota grabs a hold of me tightly
Going to have to bang daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
Turn off the lights and she's ready to go
To the extreme I rock a bed like an animal
Light up the night and wax a diva like a cannibal.
Damn, Go rush the ring my theme booms
Putting on a show like HHH and brooms
Deadly, when I drop a Batista Bomb
When it explodes we'll all get warm.
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, Big Dave don't play
If there's a problem, Yo, I can't feel it
If you don't like the hook, you'll just have to deal with it
Cold Cold Dave B, Cold Cold Dave B
Cold Cold Dave B, Animal, Cold Cold Dave B, Animal
Now that Elimination Chamber is jumpin'
With Alberto taking the pin, and the divas I'm pumpin'
Quick to the O, to the O, no faking
Putting the bed on a fault line, she's earthquaking
Breaking them off they can't resist
Got a line outside on the waiting list
And an RSVP with a line a mile long
What can I say, I've got to stay warm
Pinning with a 3.0
The hell am I wasting my time with Alberto?
The fans on standby and coming just to chant "Daniel Bryan"
Did you care? No – I just pointed at the Wrestlemania sign
Kept on chanting in this instance
I dropped a Bomb and headed for the entrance
That pop was dead
Yo – so I continued to Triple H's, TV Office
So many authority figures that just can't get along
Kane seeing red like Mao Zedong
Steph with business suits she sure looks the part
At least until the creative meetings start
Ready to make another strange decision
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of McMahonism
Fan chants rang out defiant
I grabbed my ear--all I heard was "Daniel Bryan"
Yelled out real fast
Jumped on my diva, and slammed that ass
Front to back, the pit of danger is packed
I'm trying to get mine, while fans overreact
Authority on the scene, so I disappeared
They passed me up, confronted the goat beard
If there was a problem, Yo, I can't feel it
If you don't like the hook, you'll just have to deal with it.
Cold Cold Dave B, Cold Cold Dave B. Animal
Cold Cold Dave B. Animal, Cold Cold Dave B. Animal.
Take heed, 'cause I'm so cold
Tropical all up in this bitch all things told
My town, that paradise by the sea
Wait a minute, aren't I from DC?
'Cause my style's like a bellybutton sun
Coming to the ring with a pyro machine gun
Planned and rehearsed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Mizark on the apron, roll like a ninja
Roll like a hedgehog so fast, all of the wrestlers say "damn"
If my crank was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Taking a selfie while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo –I can't feel it.
If you don't like the hook, you'll just have to deal with it.
Cold Cold Dave B, Cold Cold Dave B Animal
Cold Cold Dave B Animal, Cold Cold Dave B Animal
Yo, man, let's get out of here! Time to bang your mother.
Cold Cold Dave B., Cold Cold Dave B.
Damn it's cold, I've got to get warm
There's less heat here than Alberto working on an arm
Minnesota grabs a hold of me tightly
Going to have to bang daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
Turn off the lights and she's ready to go
To the extreme I rock a bed like an animal
Light up the night and wax a diva like a cannibal.
Damn, Go rush the ring my theme booms
Putting on a show like HHH and brooms
Deadly, when I drop a Batista Bomb
When it explodes we'll all get warm.
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, Big Dave don't play
If there's a problem, Yo, I can't feel it
If you don't like the hook, you'll just have to deal with it
Cold Cold Dave B, Cold Cold Dave B
Cold Cold Dave B, Animal, Cold Cold Dave B, Animal
Now that Elimination Chamber is jumpin'
With Alberto taking the pin, and the divas I'm pumpin'
Quick to the O, to the O, no faking
Putting the bed on a fault line, she's earthquaking
Breaking them off they can't resist
Got a line outside on the waiting list
And an RSVP with a line a mile long
What can I say, I've got to stay warm
Pinning with a 3.0
The hell am I wasting my time with Alberto?
The fans on standby and coming just to chant "Daniel Bryan"
Did you care? No – I just pointed at the Wrestlemania sign
Kept on chanting in this instance
I dropped a Bomb and headed for the entrance
That pop was dead
Yo – so I continued to Triple H's, TV Office
So many authority figures that just can't get along
Kane seeing red like Mao Zedong
Steph with business suits she sure looks the part
At least until the creative meetings start
Ready to make another strange decision
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of McMahonism
Fan chants rang out defiant
I grabbed my ear--all I heard was "Daniel Bryan"
Yelled out real fast
Jumped on my diva, and slammed that ass
Front to back, the pit of danger is packed
I'm trying to get mine, while fans overreact
Authority on the scene, so I disappeared
They passed me up, confronted the goat beard
If there was a problem, Yo, I can't feel it
If you don't like the hook, you'll just have to deal with it.
Cold Cold Dave B, Cold Cold Dave B. Animal
Cold Cold Dave B. Animal, Cold Cold Dave B. Animal.
Take heed, 'cause I'm so cold
Tropical all up in this bitch all things told
My town, that paradise by the sea
Wait a minute, aren't I from DC?
'Cause my style's like a bellybutton sun
Coming to the ring with a pyro machine gun
Planned and rehearsed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Mizark on the apron, roll like a ninja
Roll like a hedgehog so fast, all of the wrestlers say "damn"
If my crank was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Taking a selfie while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo –I can't feel it.
If you don't like the hook, you'll just have to deal with it.
Cold Cold Dave B, Cold Cold Dave B Animal
Cold Cold Dave B Animal, Cold Cold Dave B Animal
Yo, man, let's get out of here! Time to bang your mother.