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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Mar 17, 2014 2:15:45 GMT -5
Well wait for the next one I suppose
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2014 10:21:07 GMT -5
GOD DAMMIT STEVE
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Post by Allison Reynolds on Mar 17, 2014 13:19:14 GMT -5
This wouldn't have happened to my guy, Pretty Boy Lee.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Mar 18, 2014 15:57:51 GMT -5
No messing around from Leader Joe. This can only end badly ....
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 18, 2014 18:52:50 GMT -5
7 decisions are in.
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 21, 2014 12:39:57 GMT -5
All decisions are accounted for.
Waffel and Gus use their own free decision.
Lodi still does not turn in his decision. He will be automatically killed.
Expect story on Saturday day or Sunday night!
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Mar 21, 2014 13:10:45 GMT -5
Sorry, got busy with other stuff and forgot to send my decision in.
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 21, 2014 13:35:41 GMT -5
It is fine! I have been just as busy so I can't judge.
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Post by Waffel113 on Mar 21, 2014 14:44:00 GMT -5
Using my free pass on purpose. Strategery an' all that. *shifty glance*
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 23, 2014 16:26:32 GMT -5
Texas Story 4
Thomas: Who in the hell is that guy?
Jorge: I dunno, but if he is as weird as the cop or the bikers, then I don’t think I want to interact with him.
Fat Matt: But what if we can’t get out?
Thomas: We will see if we can. We aren’t too far from the van. I hope they didn’t leave. Does anyone have any signal?
Jorge: Nope. Even in the van no one did, after we crossed the Texas border, the signal just died. We are in the desert Bermuda triangle or something.
The stranger continues to walk by into the distance, traveling into the tall, dry, grass prairie. Fat Matt turns over and sits up. He begins to kick the window. Jorge and Thomas start to kick their window out. Almost consecutively, their windows break open. Thomas and Jorge both crawl out of the car and walk to other side to meet Fat Matt.
Fat Matt: Help! Ahhhh!
Thomas and Jorge walk over to find Fat Matt stuck in the window, trying to claw his way out.
Fat Matt: I can’t fit through the window! Help me!
Thomas and Jorge look at each other in disbelief.
Thomas: Let’s pull him out.
Jorge grabs the right hand and Thomas grabs the left. The two begin to pull Fat Matt as hard they could. They are both Division 1 athletes, so they are no weaklings.
Fat Matt: AHHHHH! OH MY GOD, STOP!
The two men stop kneel down to Fat Matt.
Thomas: What is wrong? Sorry, Jorge is over here making me do all the labor.
Jorge: Shut up you shit head; I think he is legitimately stuck.
Fat Matt: Oh my waist…I think I am bleeding.
Jorge: What?!
The observe the window. The remaining glass stuck on the sides of the window is carving into the fat sides of Fat Matt.
Fat Matt: I am bleeding! I don’t wanna die!
Jorge: It is just a little. You are losing some blood….it will take hours for you to die.
Fat Matt: I am stuck! With glass in me…what are you guys going to do?
Jorge: We could go look for some help?
Thomas: The radio is busted and doesn’t work in the car. There is a huge white house that was below the hill where the van first parked. They might have a landline phone for us to use. Or someone to come help.
Jorge: I think looking for help is our best bet. Fat Matt, you gotta hold on for us okay?
Fat Matt: (crying) Please…don’t leave me! Please!
Thomas: Don’t worry. We will run our asses off for you. Jorge is a so-called ‘track star’ but I can run a 4.65 in a 40.
Jorge rolls his eyes and begins to take off into the distance.
Thomas: Hold on man. We will be back here for ya. I promise.
Thomas turns and sprints off into the distance, trying to catch up with Jorge. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Leader Joe: God damn it, Dude! What is going on up there?!
Man: I can up and check to see if all is fine.
Man turns and starts to head his way up to the top of the hill.
Leader Joe: Hold on!
Leader Joe takes his penis out of Henry’s anus and pulls his pants up. He walks over to Man. Johnny secretly bends over and picks up a giant rock that was next to his feet. He holds it close to his stomach.
Leader Joe: I will go check it out. Dude up there can’t even handle four harmless women. You stay here and make sure these two boys behave. Don’t you dare do anything with them. They are mine. DUDE! What the hell is goin’ on up there!?
Leader Joe begins to walk up the hill. On the road, Jessica is pleading with Dude.
Jessica: (crying) Please, leave us alone. Just go away. Take whatever you want and just leave!
Dude: Shut the f*** up, I can’t hear Joe!
Mandy: Just go down there, finish Henry and Johnny, and let us be!
Dude: Shut the f*** up! I will do whatever the f*** I please!
Dude begins to walk to the van.
Dude: Hey Joe! Everything is fine up here!
Dude turns around to see where the women are at. Tara is standing next to him and punches him straight in the testicles. Dude falls to his feet and drops his shotgun. Tara picks it up and points it straight at his face.
Tara: I swear to god if you move I blow your face off.
Leader Joe reaches the top of the hill and stops. His eyes widen and he is shocked by the image he is now seeing.
Leader Joe: What the f*** is going on here!?!? Can I trust you with anything, Dude?
Tara: Jessica, Mandy! Go hide by the van!
Jessica and Mandy go and hide by the van, well out of Leader Joe’s sight. Joe pulls out his .44 magnum.
Leader Joe: How do you wanna play this little lady?! Someone is gonna get hurt.
Tara: Drop the gun and walk away from the van. Or I will shoot this shitf***’s face off.
Dude: JOE!? I don’t wanna die!
Leader Joe: Quit your shit, Dude! I will take care of this.
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Down the hill, Henry continues to stand on all fours.
Man: Since dude has my goddamn shotgun, and Joe took back his magnum I guess I will have to fight you all off with this pretty knife of mine.
Man drops his pants and whips out his butterfly knife.
Man: Why does Joe get all of the fun? I wanna play too.
Man kneels down and begins to anally penetrate Henry.
Man: I swear to god, if you, Johnny boy, make a move towards me, I will stab your guts out. And then I will use your intestines as a rubber. Aha!
Man begins to get aggressive with his force. Henry begins to whimper, and he digs his hands into the sand.
Man: Woooo! Yah boy! Yah!
Johnny charges towards Man, and slams his rock against Man’s forehead. Man falls on his back and drops the knife. Johnny continues to bash Man’s head with the rock.
Johnny: Yeah! f*** you, you piece of shit!
Dead: Lodi ‘Wyatt’ Rulz as Man
Johnny drops his bloody rock and walks over to Henry.
Johnny: Come on man, let’s get out of here.
Johnny lifts Henry and helps pull his pants up. Henry is limping. Johnny wraps Henry’s arm over his shoulder and begins to carry him.
Henry: We gotta go back and help.
Johnny: Hell no. Where were they when you needed help? Joe is probably gonna off them. We go to the white house. They must have a landline or someone who can help us.
Johnny and Henry slowly walk into the tall grass prairie and leave the dead body of Man to rot in the sun.
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Decision Time! By the way, the rule still applies from last game (though it never was used). Your safe decision cannot be used with the last decision of the game. That is a cheap way out and will not be allowed. Here are the decisions:
Fat Matt: Do you try to pry yourself out or wait for Jorge and Thomas? Jorge: You enter the tall grass prairie and see two paths, a left and right. Which path do you take? Thomas: You enter the tall grass prairie and see two paths, a left and right. Which path do you take? Dude: Your fate depends on Leader Joe and Tara. Leader Joe: Do you drop your gun? Or do you fire your weapon? Tara: Do you shoot at Leader Joe? Or shoot Dude? Jessica: Do you run from the van towards the white house? Or do you try to attack Leader Joe? Mandy: Do you run from the van towards the white house? Or do you try to attack Leader Joe? Henry: Do you continue towards the house with Johnny? Or do you try to turn back? Johnny: Do you continue to head towards the house with Henry? Or do you let him go back?
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 23, 2014 16:27:02 GMT -5
Decisions due Thursday Night by 8pm Central time.
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 26, 2014 11:23:01 GMT -5
Only 5 decisions are in! Get those by tomorrow! Or use your free turn/die if you already used your free turn!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2014 12:07:44 GMT -5
Not who I wanted to off. But damn! When I off someone, they stay off'd lol
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 30, 2014 16:45:40 GMT -5
Hey guys, decisions have been taken into account. I am just trying some time to sit down and crank out the next story. I worked both weekend mornings and have a mountain of homework to do. And I have a lot of work to do this week for my student radio and film jobs. Expect a write up next week. Sorry guys
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 30, 2014 17:15:40 GMT -5
No problem. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait
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Post by MasonK565 on Apr 4, 2014 19:43:09 GMT -5
MAJOR UPDATE: I am done with a busy week and I overcame an illness. Expect the Long overdue story this weekend!
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Post by MasonK565 on Apr 6, 2014 17:11:07 GMT -5
Leader Joe: Okay, little missy...drop the gun. Or I swear to god…I will shoot you in the ****ing face.
Tara: PUT THE GUN DOWN. OR I WILL POINT THIS GUN AT YOU.
Leader Joe: Do it…see what happens.
Tara takes the gun off Dude’s face and points to Leader Joe. Dude sighs out of relief.
Tara: Don’t you dare make a move, Dude.
Leader Joe: Yeah, Dude, don’t move. This is between me and her. If Dude leaves you alone…you better tell your friends behind the van to leave me alone as well.
Tara: That is fine by me. Jessica! Mandy! Both of you two better go check on Henry and Johnny.
Jessica and Mandy begin to run the down the hill. They get half way down until Jessica pulls on Mandy’s shoulder.
Jessica: Should we go back up and get him? She might need our help.
Mandy: She can handle herself. They both will be dead by the time we get back up there…or maybe just her. The best thing for us to do is to get Johnny and Henry and go to that house.
Jessica: But where are they?
Mandy: Shit…they must have already left!
Mandy and Jessica go sprinting down the hill. They reach the bottom and find tracks of Johnny and Henry’s feet, leading them up to the tall grass pasture. As soon as they decide to enter, they hear two loud gunshots fire off back on the road. The two girls stop and look back. One more shot is heard.
Jessica: TARA!
Jessica begins to walk back toward the road, but Mandy pulls her back.
Mandy: We can’t go back up there, we will die! We gotta find Henry and Johnny!
On top the road lays two dead bodies, both with gunshots taken to the head, and both are still gushing out a large amount of blood.
Tara: Holy shit.
Tara sits back against the van. She pulls out a joint from the suitcase that was found and lights up.
Tara: Where in the hell did I learn to shoot so well?
Tara begins to laugh as looks over to the dead bikers. She then notices that all three bikes are still resting, with keys in the ignitions.
Dead: Lizard as Leader Joe Dead: Gus Richlen as Dude
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Back at the crash site, Fat Matt is still stuck. He is still losing blood. He decides to try to wiggle his way out. But after a few shakes…he stops. The pain is too much, and each wiggle makes the glass penetrate even deeper into sides.
Fat Matt: HELP! SOMEONE! PLEASE! ______________________________________________________________________________ Henry: Johnny, you gotta put me down. I gotta go back.
Johnny: Hell no, Johnny! They f***ed us over. They left us to get raped. That is not someone who you go back for.
Henry: But what are we gonna do? The bikers will look for us.
Johnny: Well, then they will have to come to this house. I will call the police with whatever kinda of phone they have.
Johnny and Henry finally get out of the tall grass pasture, entering the front yard of the tall, old, white house. The house is a second story home, and is quite large. Johnny carries Henry up the porch steps and puts on the porch bench. Johnny knocks on the front door. A minute goes by with no response. He knocks again.
Johnny: Come on!
Henry: What if no one lives here? Will we just be waiting on this porch until we get raped again?
Johnny: Hell no, I will go out back. Someone does live here, look at the yard. It looks as if it was cut yesterday.
Suddenly, rustling can be heard from the grass pasture. Johnny looks back and Henry begins moan. The sound is getting closer.
Henry: Oh god no, oh god!
Johnny: Who in the hell is out there?!
Out of the pasture comes Jorge, who is breathing heavily and surprised to see the guys.
Jorge: Johnny! Henry! Where is everyone else!?
Johnny: Not good. We saw the girls up on top of the hill with the bikers. We heard a gunshot and people screaming…they left us down the hill.
Jorge: How did you guys get away?
Johnny: Well…the bikers raped us in exchange for everyone to live. I killed one of the bikers with a rock and we ran here. Where are the other guys?
Jorge: I dunno, Thomas was supposed to be right behind me. Fat Matt is stuck in the cop car, and he is dying.
Johnny: Where is the cop!?
Jorge: Dead…along with Steve. Steve attacked the cop while he was driving and we drove off road, crashing.
Johnny: God damn it! And no one is answering the front door here.
Jorge: Sigh…is someone here for sure? Should we break in? _____________________________________________________________________________ In the grass pasture, Thomas has slowed from running to walking. He is out of breath. He is also lost, and has no clue where he is in relation to the car or the house. He stops. He can hear someone else walking in the pasture.
Thomas: Jorge? Where in the hell are we?
No response comes as walking can still be heard.
Thomas: Hello?
Out of nowhere, a man dressed in all black attire with a Texas Rangers hat appears…with a giant ass machete.
Thomas: Hey do you live in that big, white house? I need to use your phone it is an emergency.
The man takes a step forward and throws the machete at Thomas, landing right in his face. Thomas, now with a machete deep in his face, falls to the ground, screaming. The man walks over, steps on Thomas’ chest and pulls the machete out. The man then cuts Thomas’ head off.
Dead: Produceman as Thomas
Decisions: Mandy: Do you go into the pasture with Jessica? Or split from her and her let her do her own thing? Jessica: Do you go into the pasture with Mandy? Or split from her and her let her do her own thing? Tara: Do you go looking for the girls? Or do you take a bike and go look for the cop? Henry: Do you stay on the porch? Or go back for the girls? Johnny: Do you break into the front? Or do you look for an entrance in the back? Jorge: Do you break into the front? Or do you look for an entrance in the back? Fat Matt: No decision this round.
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Post by MasonK565 on Apr 6, 2014 17:12:17 GMT -5
Decisions due next Friday by 5pm Central time
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Post by Waffel113 on Apr 6, 2014 17:20:42 GMT -5
NAILED IT!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 17:37:54 GMT -5
Well I'm excited to still be alive.
Gonna take a couple of days to think this decision over.
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