No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
Posts: 4,373
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 8, 2014 22:22:11 GMT -5
Yo momma so poor, she paid me for sex in food stamps.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Mar 8, 2014 23:25:40 GMT -5
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to use Occam's Razor to shave her legs
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 9, 2014 6:10:41 GMT -5
I have nothing against your mother personally, but she's so ugly that she can curdle water.
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
Posts: 4,373
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 9, 2014 11:42:32 GMT -5
Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
Posts: 7,013
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Post by nate5054 on Mar 9, 2014 14:26:07 GMT -5
You mama is so fat when she wears a Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
Posts: 4,373
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 9, 2014 18:54:12 GMT -5
Yo momma so ugly when she looks into a mirror her reflection shakes its head in shame
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Post by machomuta on Mar 9, 2014 19:37:53 GMT -5
Yo momma is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 9, 2014 19:50:35 GMT -5
Your mother is of such substantial girth, she can commonly be found blocking Route 12 and Route 16.
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Kim
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by Kim on Mar 10, 2014 8:25:14 GMT -5
Yo momma is so fat, she has to step on people when she's walking
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