El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Oct 17, 2006 23:46:57 GMT -5
About Waltman going into the UFC, wouldn't it be a blast to see him in the house of "Ultimate Fighter", trying to get along with the other fighters?
No, wait... that would bring up the possibility of "Ultimate Fighter: Celebrity Edition".
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Oct 18, 2006 0:00:11 GMT -5
That comment about Virgil was completely random it has to be true, good grief. And X-Pac would get murdered in UFC easily. Doesn't Waltman have a couple of blackbelts? With proper training, he could fair decent. He does, but I seriously doubt he could do much, especially given his current state.
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Lord Rahl
Dennis Stamp
O-H-I-O!!
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Post by Lord Rahl on Oct 18, 2006 0:03:39 GMT -5
I would LOVE to see Waltman in UFC. How much does he weigh?
Seeing him in Light Heavy would awesome. Watch Liddell, Tito, and everyone kick his arse.
I'd really like to see him in Welterweight to see Hughes turn him into a pretzel.
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Post by careless on Oct 18, 2006 0:06:03 GMT -5
What if he actually won a fight by hitting the x factor.Is that what that thing was called? It's been forever since I've seen Waltman.
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Post by plushtar on Oct 18, 2006 1:06:55 GMT -5
I've actually heard the Virgil story on the Death Valley Driver boards Urban Legends thread. I wish I can PM the link, but the site is off-limits to non-members now.
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Oct 18, 2006 1:14:36 GMT -5
No, wait... that would bring up the possibility of "Ultimate Fighter: Celebrity Edition". With no sign in sight of a return of my all-time favorite show: Celebrity Boxing, I have to hope that this comes into fruition. I would absolutley love a celebrity UFC reality show.
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Post by HoldingBackTalent aka bugz9987 on Oct 18, 2006 2:01:13 GMT -5
eww Virgil eww
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Post by hutter on Oct 18, 2006 3:03:58 GMT -5
Amazing that Vince "No idea is a bad idea unless it's a good idea" McMahon never worked Virgil's amazing auto-erotic talent into his gimmick.
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Post by willywonka666 on Oct 18, 2006 6:35:52 GMT -5
i'm just gonna ignore that revelation about Virgil, I'd never be able to watch my old tapes again if I don't
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Post by Big BosskMan on Oct 18, 2006 7:24:14 GMT -5
Doesn't Waltman have a couple of blackbelts? With proper training, he could fair decent. The ranks Waltman holds in martial arts systems don't mean jack in UFC. I believe it was one of the Gracie's - possibly Helio - that said "a black belt covers 2 inches of your ass. It's up to you to cover the rest." Just because he can through flashy spinnaroni kicks against an opponent in a scripted scenario does not mean he'd be able to do the same in UFC. He'd likely get taken down and pounded into a bloody pulp. Which I would gladly pay to see.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Oct 18, 2006 9:23:59 GMT -5
eww Virgil eww It explains why he's so rarely seen. He just doesn't feel the need to leave the house.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Oct 18, 2006 9:28:44 GMT -5
I know there's a Virgil/Pat Patterson joke out there somewhere, but, I just can't think of one..
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Oct 18, 2006 9:38:39 GMT -5
Clit
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Post by odanobunaga on Oct 18, 2006 10:23:53 GMT -5
Let´s not forget most of he UFC guys now Kickboxing and Jiu Jitsu. A Spinnarronine kick agaisnt them is the equivalent of jumping down a window. Cause even if your kick hits they will just take down your legs, mount punch you till you can´t see nothing more but a shiny light and then they will arm lock you till the sun comes down.
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CaptainFall
Samurai Cop
'Fascinating is the word of the day'
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Post by CaptainFall on Oct 18, 2006 10:31:40 GMT -5
I've always said Virgil sucked...
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STMP
Hank Scorpio
Wild and Only 50
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Post by STMP on Oct 18, 2006 10:33:29 GMT -5
Would it disturb anyone if I told them I already knew about the Virgil story.
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Post by Harmonica on Oct 18, 2006 10:39:28 GMT -5
how does Ted Dibiase feel about Virgil special ability?
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Post by Hypnotix on Oct 18, 2006 12:09:22 GMT -5
As one of the unfortunate people to see Chyna's "little Joanie," I'd be willing to bet she can suck her own as well.
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hank72francis
Trap-Jaw
Dress or not, this man will kick your ass.
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Post by hank72francis on Oct 18, 2006 12:09:28 GMT -5
I bet Virgil found this talent when DiBiasi gave him $25 backstage on a bet. Evryone's got a price.
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hotrod
Don Corleone
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Post by hotrod on Oct 18, 2006 13:08:17 GMT -5
I would love to see waltman fight matt hughes or b.j penn, he would be destroyed
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