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Post by Display Name on Mar 9, 2014 16:38:20 GMT -5
Lana may be my new favorite diva(sorry Paige).Such a flawless face.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 9, 2014 18:04:42 GMT -5
She is saying MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 18:13:16 GMT -5
Lana seems like the type of woman who would be into some really kinky/borderline psychotic shit, and I'm okay with that.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Mar 9, 2014 18:18:24 GMT -5
FRUIT BRUTE! To introduce you to the great fruit fierce Alexander Roussev! Mr. Roussev was forbidden from eating fruit salad last world championships after that is considered to have an unfair advantage! He came with his partner Lana Banana to reign supreme over WWE and use their mastery of fruit to destroy everything and claim the title! All hail strawberry savior overlord orange, pear powerhouse incredible fruits beast Alexander Roussev! Also, she's got such a pretty face. Like, usually with wrestling women, the attraction's due to their body etc, but she's just...pretty. Hot body too, but the suits mean that the focus is taken away from that. Totally digging the Ludmilla Drago look.
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Post by JTG Fan on Mar 9, 2014 18:21:02 GMT -5
will a second Russian woman ruin the Aksana gimmick? Aksana is Lithuanian.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 18:21:43 GMT -5
will a second Russian woman ruin the Aksana gimmick? Aksana is Lithuanian. And while Aksana gets beaten with shovels, I bet Lana is the one who does the beating.
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Post by Boshek on Mar 10, 2014 6:47:48 GMT -5
Sounds like she is meowing to me. "Meow meow ..."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2014 8:21:32 GMT -5
Agree with all the "Lana is really hot" crowd. And it's good that she is; a female manager needs to have a good look to really secure peoples attention. I hope they go the Lita/Melina route with her and let her get really involved in matches. Most valets don't get over because they don't do anything. She doesn't need to "save" Rusev but little things like kicking people who get thrown out of the ring sure wouldn't hurt.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2014 8:43:40 GMT -5
The real question is why doesn't she actually translate Rusev's words?
Most of the time she speaks English FIRST and then Rusev repeats what she says in Bulgarian after. So does he understand English? But only when she's speaking it?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2014 8:43:46 GMT -5
"meow meow meow"
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Mar 11, 2014 23:28:27 GMT -5
I fully expect her to have an Alexandra York laptop to calculate how to beat opponents using Excel 3.0 Bravo
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 11, 2014 23:38:22 GMT -5
I don't what I hate more, bi-weekly Rusev on a podium or the damned Fruit Brute meme. At least Lana's hot, but they just had to give her a Vickie Guerrero-esque 'f*** off heat' generator. It all needs to go away, I hope it's shorter than the Tensai experiment. Wait until JBL starts calling him a Fruit Brute on commentary.
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