Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 17, 2014 18:46:23 GMT -5
"Daniel Bryan, my dick is bigger than yours!"
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Post by onetruemisfit on Mar 17, 2014 19:08:26 GMT -5
That's gimmick infringement and you know it!
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Gummydavidson
Dennis Stamp
Johnny Davidson for Prime Minister!
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Post by Gummydavidson on Mar 17, 2014 19:57:49 GMT -5
See back in October 2002 I dryhumped a girl who was very stiff *sniggers* and well let's just say I got the job done because I buried her harder than Chris Jericho!
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Woo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Woo on Mar 17, 2014 20:28:54 GMT -5
You see-uh Bryan. At Wrestlemania I will break your spirit. Then I will break your bones... Because I am the asskicker....
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 18, 2014 0:08:49 GMT -5
And I am the new genetic jackhammer! Vince may have been the genetic jackhammer in the 2000's but in this decade, I have taken over the role as the genetic jackhammer in the McMahon family. Stephanie McMahon can attest to that. Speaking of things I've taken over from Vince....."
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2014 5:43:27 GMT -5
*hunter strips his pants* "... His favourite pair of jocks! little tight, but not bad.." *hunter pulls his pants back on* "and of course, his company, his tv set and his slippers, but that aside..."
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Post by sunnytaker on Mar 18, 2014 10:58:13 GMT -5
"i even got to bang steph in a storyline like you only wished you could vince. but as far as you go Daniel Bryan, you'll wish it was my wife slapping you at wrestlemania because with my trusty sledgie i'll..."
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Mar 18, 2014 11:13:46 GMT -5
Violate your body...your mind...your very soul with it! Now get out of my ring!!!! *Daniel is dragged from the ring by 10 fat guys dressed to look like CM Punk* All right uh I want real legends to come out..... Get out here! The following people come out:
Batista: wearing a hot pink shirt, skinny jeans and shades
Orton: covered in excessive baby oil
Kevin Nash: Who proceeds to collapse by tearing 8 muscles in each leg
HBK: Who is wearing a mud and blood covered hunting outfit.
New Age Outlaws: wearing what they always do
and Ric Flair who is wheelchair'd out with 4 IV's feeding him life sustaining medicine.
"This is going to be the baddest stable ever...and it will uh...be called uh......
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2014 12:02:44 GMT -5
The Owen Hartbreakers.
Tell 'em Hartbreakers! Tell 'em why Bret Hart couldn't even withstand a kick from a nobody no star like Bill Gillberg...
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Post by onetruemisfit on Mar 18, 2014 12:07:25 GMT -5
Nevermind. I'm the only one who gets mic time. You guys may be my friends but don't get it confused. I own this mic, I own this ring and I own this entire business. I'm the game, the cerebral assassin and I'm the king of kings. Now line up and each take a pedigree to show your allegiance.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 18, 2014 12:09:19 GMT -5
"Yes, Ric Flair, you have to take one as well. Now who wants to go first?"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2014 12:17:27 GMT -5
*kevin nash crawls in front of hunter* "oh... umm.... " *hunter pats nashes head with his boot* "there.. next!"
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