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Post by Mayonnaise on Mar 24, 2014 22:12:15 GMT -5
You are Brock F'N LESNAR!!!!!! Taker is 48 with artificial hips and a body that is falling apart WHY THE FRAK ARE YOU RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because this is WWE and that 48 year old is a freaking demon that can appear out of nowhere, summon an army of druids and call for a lightning strike after a 3 bean burrito.
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 24, 2014 22:12:22 GMT -5
All the usual tricks WWE pulls to make Taker look intimidating just aren't working this year
He looks like a frail old man. Lesnar should kill him really. I just don't buy that Lesnar is scared of him
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2014 22:13:24 GMT -5
Am I the only one who saw Chris Jericho next to the druids when Lesnar was trying to leave?
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 24, 2014 22:13:49 GMT -5
Taker should also be wearing looser clothing. Wearing tights just makes him look even more thin and old.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 24, 2014 22:13:51 GMT -5
You are Brock F'N LESNAR!!!!!! Taker is 48 with artificial hips and a body that is falling apart WHY THE FRAK ARE YOU RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because he's a guy who could be easily beaten with a hard punch to the stomach?
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Post by Some Guy on Mar 24, 2014 22:14:22 GMT -5
I honestly don't get this feud Undertaker is going to beat a guy at WrestleMania, and then a big graphic will pop up on the trons with a new win record and he'll do his little pose with purple lights. That's pretty much the entire point. Yeah I figured. At least last year we got insanely over the top heel Punk, who beat the crap out of Taker multiple times before the match.
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Mar 24, 2014 22:14:24 GMT -5
They should have booked this with Brock kicking the living hell out of Taker from day one. Have him no sell everything and just beat the living snot out of Taker leading up to WM. Have everyone including the announcers admit "well this was a bad idea its Brock Lesnar vs a 48 year old Taker" even break kayfabe and refer to him as just a man and what not.
THEN have Taker wreck him at WM.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 24, 2014 22:14:26 GMT -5
Good • Triple H promo, a bit long but good. • Cena vs Harper. • Real Americans vs Shield. • This thread Bad • Stephanie/Orton/Batista promo. What did it accomplish? • Poor Sandow. • Hogan/ Arnie/Joe/Miz/Boredom • Brock Lesnar. Australia • Emma gets Wrestlemania match~! Overall, humorous, though I'm sure that wasn't their intention.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2014 22:14:46 GMT -5
I've never felt this done with Taker before. There's no new twist, the golden oldies aren't working out. It's why I wanted him to feud with someone like Wyatt, someone that can f*** with him beyond "I WILL END YOUR STREAK DEADMAN AHHHAHAHAHA"
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 24, 2014 22:15:16 GMT -5
Hahaha, Booker jumped at the DAH!
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Post by Ginger Beer Man on Mar 24, 2014 22:15:43 GMT -5
I wish they would stop this stupid pointing at the WrestleMania sign.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 24, 2014 22:15:55 GMT -5
Seriously, that angle was so dead boring, I honestly didn't realize it was the end of the show until I stopped and went "Man, this is a REALLY long commercial for Sirens...oh, it's 11:15."
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Post by lemonyellowson on Mar 24, 2014 22:16:19 GMT -5
Am I the only one who saw Chris Jericho next to the druids when Lesnar was trying to leave? nope i saw that too and was way too excited
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Post by kevin on Mar 24, 2014 22:16:26 GMT -5
Is Alex Riley ever going to wrestle on Raw again?
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Post by king1836 on Mar 24, 2014 22:17:13 GMT -5
Good • Triple H promo, a bit long but good. • Cena vs Harper. • Real Americans vs Shield. • This thread Bad • Stephanie/Orton/Batista promo. What did it accomplish? • Poor Sandow. • Hogan/ Arnie/Joe/Miz/Boredom • Brock Lesnar. Australia • Emma gets Wrestlemania match~! Overall, humorous, though I'm sure that wasn't their intention.
Great analysis, Sam!
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Post by wisdomwizard on Mar 24, 2014 22:17:10 GMT -5
So what precisely did I miss?
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Post by turkeysandwich on Mar 24, 2014 22:17:16 GMT -5
I wish they would stop this stupid pointing at the WrestleMania sign. Baby Battle Royal at Wrestlemania, you say?
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Post by Macho Pichu on Mar 24, 2014 22:17:18 GMT -5
What was with the random dude in the Jericho jacket?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2014 22:17:34 GMT -5
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Post by disqospider on Mar 24, 2014 22:17:55 GMT -5
Is Alex Riley ever going to wrestle on Raw again? If he doesn't, are we really losing out?
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